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Everything posted by Neilk

  1. hi.im an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore uranus. if i flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances of getting head? if you think Chewbacca is hairy wait till you see my wookie:] the word of the day is legs, lets say we head back to your place and spread the word. did you just fart because you just blew me away my love for you is like diarrhea. it runs forever. ◦The only thing I want between our relationship is latex! ◦If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in? ◦I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot ◦If you are what yo
  2. I hope you bought him a drink as well lol
  3. Trust me Bigkus if we had met you wouldnt have forgot me lol
  4. just also upgraded my travel insurance to include injury by unidentified flying ping pong balls, and other micellaneous objects, and reduced excess from ketamine, tiletamine, phencyclldine and other NMDA receptor antagonist spiked drinks
  5. This will be my first visit to Thailand in April, and I have studied all the information on the net, and I know its all true because they so In preperation for for my visit I have visited my GP and I am now immunised against - Diphtheria, Polio, Hepatitis A, B down to Z, Malaria, AIDS, HIV, VD, Gonnorea, Syphilis, Warts, Crabs, Bangkok Flu, Asian Flu, Bird Flu, Bar Girl Flu, Rattle Snakes, Water Buffalos and Khanittas I have my 100,000Baht to distribute between the Police Benevolent Fund and The Jet Ski Owners Widows Association and the Litter Police Orphanages I have downloaded the Apple I
  6. Visiting Bangkok in April first visit, where do I go, who do I go with and where do I avoid and who do I avoid
  7. what about stupid fat guy with bald head, one leg, one eye and deaf, with a little money lol
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