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English_Bob last won the day on July 23 2013

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  1. She could try getting a job... ...or maybe this IS her trying to get a job.
  2. I could kill pretty much all dog breeds (assuming it's one on one rather than a pack). A cow would be hard work, but they don't have much in the way of defence - probably go for knee joints until it couldn't stand or turn. Is it a stand-up fight? It's going to stand and fight, not run away? I can't be arsed chasing them down. Same for horses. I could handle most snakes - I used to keep them and was pretty good with them. Small alligators and crocs... let's say up to a metre and a half. Anything bigger than that would be trouble. Sharks under a metre if I was in waist deep water. In deep
  3. I did it... I was sitting with my girl in Pomodoro (used to be near Suk soi 5) having some pasta - about 4pm. From outside we heard some shouting (from a farang) and some ghastly screaming from a Thai girl. Looking down the road we could see a Thai guy dragging a woman up the street by her hair. The farang guy shouted at him to stop but he didn't. I left my meal at the table and walked out of the restaurant. I arrived just in time to catch the guy's arm as he had started beating the girl. He looked shocked and I told (in Thai) him to let go of the girl. He stopped. I asked what was going
  4. Nope... You'd better go back to my post and see what I quoted... Or just go back to page 1 and see the rules of the game.
  5. I might just go back and change the rules so that only I can win... (Next person to post will die before midnight on the same day... I have cursed this forum)
  6. Early in the morning before she wakes up and starts asking awkward questions... eg "Who are you and how did you get in here?"
  7. Everything is awesome in my life. Work is good. Got plenty of money. I'm healthy and still good looking enough to date hot girls if I want. I'm a bit worried that other people might get jealous of my champagne lifestyle. What's the best way to tell them to suck a bag of dicks without coming across as rude?
  8. Jeeeesus!! Not enough that you stood the poor girl up. You had to sleep with her too? What a douchebag!
  9. What a *****... I'd love to be 200 metres away from him on a still, clear day with no-one between him and my crosshairs.
  10. I think they should be taken away from all adults (within a 100 yards of my location).
  11. Exactly. And if that student had been allowed to own a chainsaw, he could have cut his feet off and swum to safety. (Apart from the fact he'd been shot dead first)
  12. OK... So let's choose a place with lots of doors so he doesn't know which one we are behind. How about HomePro?
  13. Let's make a welcome party for him and hide behind the door.
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