A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station. After dropping the car off, the penguin decides to take a walk around town. He sees an ice cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big cone with a double-scoop of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat, but having no hands he is forced to make a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, "It looks like you've blown a seal." "No, no, it's just ice cream, I swear!" A little indian boy asks his father "Papa how did your father name you?" "Well son when my mother gave birth to me my father came out of Tee Pee and saw a big black bear, so he named me Big Black Bear." The boy continued."So what of my two sisters names?" "Well son when your first sister was born I went out of Tee Pee and saw a little white dove so I named her Little White Dove. When your second sister was born I came out from the Tee Pee and saw a herd of deer grazing so I named her Grazing Deer. Why do you ask Two Dogs F*%king?