biachung

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About biachung

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  • Birthday 12/09/1970
  1. There's only one thing you can say to a client who says that to you, and that is F**k you too"
  2. It depends on the situation, for example... "We need to talk" Darling you know very well us males can't multitask!, as I've just cracked a beer and the game is about to start, so please make it brief.
  3. A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station. After dropping the car off, the penguin decides to take a walk around town. He sees an ice cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big cone with a double-scoop of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat, but having no hands he is forced to make a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, "It looks like you've blown a seal." "No, no, it's just ice cream, I swear!" A little indian boy asks his father "Papa how did your father name you?" "Well son when my mother gave birth to me my father came out of Tee Pee and saw a big black bear, so he named me Big Black Bear." The boy continued."So what of my two sisters names?" "Well son when your first sister was born I went out of Tee Pee and saw a little white dove so I named her Little White Dove. When your second sister was born I came out from the Tee Pee and saw a herd of deer grazing so I named her Grazing Deer. Why do you ask Two Dogs F*%king?
  4. That's all good cos apparently eating shark fin soup (and whale meet) may cause sterility in males but also harm young children and pregnant mothers due to the high content of mercury. Sharks x 100 million per year. Even the chinese couldn't sustain that loss.
  5. Ask her next time, is it a non paying room, i can pay but i don't have to?
  6. A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?" The girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit.â€
  7. This raises a very intriguing question!.......why are women crazy and men perfect?? :?
  8. WHAT... destroy your relationship? It was her BD, She wanted something with diamonds , so I got her a deck of cards.
  9. Auckland belongs around the 40- 50 mark, that would make that list more believable, anyway just someones opinion :roll:
  10. Hmm looks more inviting than your "other" room
  11. This is impossible! everyone knows Thaksin Rak Thaksin (TRT)
  12. Two and a half men.
  13. So have you ever?