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Ok so this bird calls you up talking all hot and heavy about do you want and would you like and what have you, she's all naked and hot under the covers promising this that and the other... Anyway, to cut a long story short, she's saying come here and there's a bj in it for you. But, there's a catch (of course). You know she's only using it to try and hook you. She's after something more long term. Maybe even some sort of commitment! So what do you do? Do you go for it just cos you're hot; or politely refuse, because, in the long run, it could mean more trouble than it's worth? And spank the monkey as per?
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Well that is what Tania Dervaux, a Belgian woman running for the senate elections has promised to deliver in case she is elected to the senate.... According to her calculations, it'll take her 500 days at a rate of 80 daily fellatios to deliver her promise.... Now, if this isn't demagogic, what is? If you happen to be Belgian follow the link: http://www.neeantwerpen.be/index-eng.htm Quote text from her web: I am the leading NEE party senate candidate in Belgium. And due to popular demand, I will give 40,000 blowjobs to anyone who requests one on this page. It started with our response to incredible claims that were made by other parties in Belgium, several parties promised new job opportunities in ridiculous amounts. We responded with a parody campaign for which I posed naked and promised our voters 400.000 new jobs. This national campaign resulted in international media attention and I received hundreds of e-mails asking for 400,000 blowjobs. If this would get us even more media attention, I'm willing to give 40,000 blowjobs to make the statement. According to my planning this would take me 500 days to tour around the world, visiting all the ones who signed up for a blowjob on this page, giving 80 blowjobs per day. So the offer is limited, sign up while you still can. Click the button if you would like me to give you a blowjob. END QUOTE