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Life, they say, is about learning to appreciate the small things. For proof, look no further than the first-ever “Smallest Penis Contest” at King’s County Bar in Brooklyn, New York, on July 20. According to a Craigslist ad seeking “less endowed men” to prove that “good things can come in small packages,” the contest will be “pageant style” and involve “talent, evening wear, and swimsuit elements.” And this won’t be just another pissing contest, either. As the Village Voice notes, winners will be selected by a “small member expert panel.” Entrants must be 21 or older and must be present the day of the contest (no photos or remote entries), the ad states. They also “should be comfortable getting hosed down while wearing only skimpy underwear.” Competitors scheming to get ahead with a Borat-style man thong (or worse), take note: Promoters will level the playing field by handing out standard-issue undies for all contestants to wear. According to Gothamist, the victor will receive a crown, the dubious title of “2013 Smallest Penis in Brooklyn” and a cash prize, which — should the winner choose — can be donated to charity. Presumably there will be no large trophies. A similar contest, held online by a Danish erotica website, hopes to raise awareness of what it says should not be a sensitive subject. “It’s incredible how the media has frightened people from showing themselves as they are,” Morten Fabricius, the website’s owner, told the Agence France-Presse. via ‘Smallest Penis Contest’ In Brooklyn: New York Bar To Honor The Small Things.

Pucker up for Rabiabrat By The Nation Published on January 28, 2011 Who's the last person you'd expect to enter a marathon-kissing contest? Apparently the ultra-conservative Rabiabrat Pongpanich has a bit of Marilyn Monroe in her, because she was at a press conference for Pattaya's upcoming "World's Longest Continuous Kiss" competition and keen to sign up. Rabiabrat, who considers gyrating singer Tata Young a tramp, said that after 36 years of marriage she has no objection to kissing. The contest, she reckons, will encourage husbands and wives to express their love for each other - en route to a spot in the Guinness Book of Records. And off she went to try and persuade hubby Sermsak. "I really want to be in this!" she said. The event will be held at Ripley's Believe it or not, Pattaya. http://www.recordholders.org/en/records/kiss.html What is your opinion on this contest held in Thailand where public affection display is not widely acceptable. ? 1. This is Thailand, we do not kiss in public. It's our culture. 2. So what, It's 2011 ! Let people kiss or sex in public for all i care. 3. ? say what ?

pissing contest 1. A boys' prankish competition to determine who can urinate the furthest up a wall. 2. (context, idiom, vulgar, slang) An immature dispute over some trivial matter. ****please note; only JD, Beej, Hobbes, Lake Geneve, SMS Kun, Eagle and Neo may post in this thread**** :wink: