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Hi, I would like to locate a person, whom I met in Bangkok and I just got to know by the first name. Due to unforeseen circumstances, I was not able to get the contact in time before she left. Please do advise what's best way to do this, and i don't mind posting an Ad on the paper, but need to know if this is feasible at all? THanks

If I like someone and believe that she also likes me what is the way to confirm that. I am too shy to tell her that I like her.

Personally, i hate them and dont ever use any. But, we all have to deal with them sometimes. Do you use pick up lines? Do you respond to pick up lines? Here's a sample of some... _________________________ - STRAIGHT TO THE POINT - _________________________ - Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew... - Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out! - Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I? - Do you take it up the ass? - Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm? - Excuse me. Do you want to **** or should I apologize? - Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to? - I am a magical being, take off your bra. - I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? - Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked. - Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. - My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover." - My name's [your name]That's so you know what to scream. - Nice shoes, wanna ****? - Your face or MINE!? ______________________________ CHEESY ______________________________ - (With hands on her shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings. - Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven! - Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.? - Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here. - Are you O.K.? Because heaven is a long fall from here. - (As s/he is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? S/he: What? Me! - Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel! - Bond. James Bond. - Can I borrow a some money? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. - Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven? - Do you come here often? - Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. - Don't worry about it. Nothing that you've ever done before counts. The only thing that matters is that we're together. - Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!! - Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. - Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here. - Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often? - How was heaven when you left it? - I didn't know that angels could fly so low! - I have only three months to live. .. - I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south. - I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you. ___________________________ BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD OPTIONS ___________________________ - Uh, hey baby. - Uh, do you like come here often, huh huh. I said "come." - You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let's like get into each other's life or whatever. - Uh, like let's drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know, do it. - Uh, get out of my car and into my dreams, baby. - What's your sign? Is it "Yield"? Huh huh huh huh.. - If I said you were sexy, would you hold your body against me?. - I can make you feel like I've never had sex before.. - My lips are registered weapons. - I'm not trying to pick you up. You're like too heavy. Huh huh huh huh. Get it? - If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public.. - If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.. - If you ever had sex with a machine, that's what it's like with me. 'Cause I'm like a sex machine.. - If you're really hot, I bet I can cool you down.. - Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? 'Cause that's what I'm looking for.. - Should I call you for breakfast or will you like cook it for me?. - You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it.. - Uh,...what? _______________________ WHAT THE F*CK? _______________________ - (leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate. - Are we related? Do you want to be? - Can you say Constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask. - Can you spell ICUP. I-C-U-P. You saw me pee. (laugh profusely) - Do you know how to use a whip? - Drop 'em! - Excuse me, do you live around here often? - Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face. - Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose? - Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no. - Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart." - I am very, very lonely, and I was wonderin'... - I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate. - I'm drunk. - I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there. - If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater. - If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK - I like the look of your crotch. - Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have cum in your hair. - Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree. - Say, did we go to different schools together? - That outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer, huh. - What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?? - Why you've got the whitest teeth I'd ever want to cum across! - Would you like Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa? - Would you like to dance or should I go **** myself again? - Would you like to see me naked ??

hi friend, i m a very smart caring and hansome boy, i need a girl friend to share my time with her, i a man of one women, so i dont like to hang around with girls, only one to whom i feel happy to be with,, my warm wishes, pls reply,,, amit

Thailand being the country that it is. It is not uncommon in tourist areas to meet 50 year old plus foreigners with 18 year old girls (whether or not they are PAYG or not does't matter) Up country you can bump into the odd 60 year old foreigner who has married himself to a 16 or 18 year old. What age would you date at? Would you be comfortable walking into your local back home with an 18 year old piece of ass with you? What would your mother/father think. For all the "Mr Nice Guys" I know that love is an important thing but there is defintely something creepy about some old git boning a girl a third of his age. This is discussion is obviously open to both sexes.

My most passionate kiss i have ever had was with my first love while walking home across a field we jumped into a a very large bush. we where well hidden away from people and (i dont think) anybody knew we where there. People walked passed which made it that little more exciting.

,,,,,, I went speed dating..........pretty much inevitably belated..... ...Ann was sweet..... ........she was the first one on my sheet.................. ............shame.......ya get ME? ...79 ...I'M, DONE AND DUSTED /// TSUSH ..79

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Ok so this bird calls you up talking all hot and heavy about do you want and would you like and what have you, she's all naked and hot under the covers promising this that and the other... Anyway, to cut a long story short, she's saying come here and there's a bj in it for you. But, there's a catch (of course). You know she's only using it to try and hook you. She's after something more long term. Maybe even some sort of commitment! So what do you do? Do you go for it just cos you're hot; or politely refuse, because, in the long run, it could mean more trouble than it's worth? And spank the monkey as per?

I'm sure we've all had our share of unusual dating experiences. Whether it be something you did, the other person did, or just something out of both of your control. Back in the US: My friend had a bachelor party out in Vegas and we ended up at a strip club (hard to imagine in Vegas, huh?) I end up talking to one of the girls who tells me she's from Los Angeles too and she only comes out to Vegas on the weekends to make money for college. It also comes out that she lives about a block away from a good friend of mine. Anyway, end of the night comes and she asks if she can get in touch with me back in LA. I figure she's angling for a bigger tip and hand her my business card never expecting to hear from her again. Around 5am I get a phone call from her in my hotel room (I guess I had mentioned the hotel I was staying at) and she said her and a bunch of the girls from the strip club were out partying and she wanted to know if I wanted to join. As tempting as that might sound, it just didn't sound right. Something seemed fishy. Besides, I had a poker tournament to play in at 10am so I didn't think I was going to improve my chances of winning any money by heading out to meet a bunch of coked up strippers at 5am. I don't hear from her again while I'm in Vegas. About 2 weeks later she calls and asks if we can go grab dinner one night. Sure, what the hell? So I agree to pick her up at her place in Malibu. When I get there she's still getting ready and invites me in. The apartment doesn't have a single piece of furniture. No couch, no chairs, no tables, nothing. So I lean against the wall while she disappears into her bedroom to finish getting ready. A few minutes later she walks out holding up two blouses. And she has no top on. Definite yellow card offense going on :-) She asks me which blouse I prefer and I'm not sure which one I picked because it made no difference to me :-) We head up to this little posh restaurant in Malibu overlooking the ocean and almost immediately she starts getting bitchy with the waitress. I politely ask her to tone it down a bit and when the waitress comes back she starts making a huge scene. Now, I'm slumped down in my chair covering my face as the two of them bicker and then she gets a phone call. I finish my drink and order another as she keeps on yapping away for about another 15 minutes. At this point, between the phone call, fighting with the waitress, and some random crazy stuff she said to me on the way to the restaurant (really freaky kind of scary crazy stuff), I'm totally ready to end this as quickly as possible. She gets off the phone and says there's some sort of car show in Vegas and they want her to fly out to be a booth/PR girl. Thank god! I've got my out. So we finish up our drinks, I drive her back to her place so she can pick up some stuff, and then I'm racing down PCH to take her down to LAX so she can get on the next flight. As we're speeding down the highway she pulls out a cigarette and I tell her "You can't smoke in the car. It's brand new." She laughs and lights the cigarette anyway. I say "No, seriously, it's a brand new Mercedes and if I don't even smoke in this car, you're not smoking in the car. Toss it out the window." She looks at me in shock and says "You're really serious!?!" We pull up to departures at LAX and I'm putting her bags on a trolly as quickly as humanly possible. As I go to get back in the car she grabs me and gives me a kiss and says "I had a really good time with you tonight. We should do this again sometime." I never returned another phone call from her again. In Thailand: I met this girl and we exchanged phone numbers. We spoke on the phone a few times and finally arranged to meet up. She said we could meet up at MBK and walk around for a bit and then go find something to eat. Sure. Sounds great. When we meet up, I notice that our walk around MBK isn't exactly random and she's particularly interested in visiting the mobile phone floor (3rd?). She looks over a few phones as she tells me she wants to get a new one. She finally picks one out and turns to me and says "You buy for me?" To be honest, even if the phone was 1500 baht I would have said no as we had only spent 20 minutes together at this point but this particular phone was something like 15,000 or 17,000 baht. I said "You want me to buy you a 1x,000 baht phone? Are you serious?" She starts batting her eyelashes and pulls out her clunker phone and says "Yes, because I need new one. This one broken." I wasn't wearing a watch but I looked down at my wrist as if I was and said "I just remembered, I have to be somewhere. I'll see you later," and walked off. I guess the funny part is she called me a month later and asked if I wanted to meet her at MBK so we could talk. :-)

Flirt: verb 1 behave as though attracted to or trying to attract someone, but for amusement rather than with serious intentions : it amused him to flirt with her. 2 (of a bird) wave or open and shut (its wings or tail) with a quick flicking motion. ____________________________________________________________________ If you're really interested in someone you meet, how do you flirt? Got any secret 'weapons'? here's some tips...

You're on a date, and it's getting boring every minute. What will you say in order to get out of a bad date?

Sure, I would go out with a foreigner for as long as there is a way for us to communicate. I mean, it would be hard of he only speaks , let us say, French and I do not know his language. Dating a foreigner would be a delightful way to learn about different culture. I know that race is not an issue, after all people are all the same. They have a universal appeal, but I would like to hear your comments. Thanks !!!

So I've been on vacation in the USA for the past ten days or so. Last week I met up with a British girl who is living in Bangkok as a teacher. She was a nice girl, about 21, and has been living in the Kingdom of Thailand since she was 17 or 18. I'm not one of those "I hate all farang women besides my mother" guys living in Thailand. It was really refreshing to have a conversation with her - learning about how it is to live in Bangkok as a farang woman. She has actually amassed a group of 200 something online female friends who are 100% farang or half farang/half Thai who also live in Thailand. Most are teachers, embassy workers, and NGO employees. I almost felt bad for her when she explained how hard it is to meet guys in Bangkok...then I thought, "Well, she did bring this on herself." Regardless, she is happy enough to stay in Bangkok, which was good to hear. Anyway, we got down to a point where she wanted to know if any of my male friends would be interested in having a get together to chat, network, and possibly make some female farang friends. I personally only know of about 5 guys that would go for something like this. Are there any TF guys who don't despise farang women, and who would actually be interested in hanging out with twenty or so farang/half farang women one evening?

Good evening everyone. I would like to ask some advice. I have recently been living in Khon Kaen, and been hanging out with a friend from home. My friend is somewhat of an expert on Thailand and has been guiding me through all the potential taboos and social faux pas that one might perpetrate. Anyway, being with my friend has given me the opportunity to meet some very nice Thai people here in Khon Kaen. Experiences with one of these people has prompted me to write this journal. I have recently become familiar with a Thai woman. I have spent a few weeks getting to know her. She is everything I look for In a woman. She is beautiful, the same age as me, has a university education, runs her own, successful business and is open minded and understanding. She has a lovely group of friends, an adorable family and for me to pay for anything requires some considerable effort on my part. Bearing in mind the importance of status and wealth in Thai culture, and fully aware of the concept of 'face' I explained to my friend that I am a Romany Gypsy, and that to many people I am the dregs of English society. She didn't seem to care. On the contrary, she seemed to be fascinated by something, up until that time, she new nothing about. So it appears that I have met the woman of my dreams, but one small issue is giving me considerable brain ache. She has only ever had one boyfriend (at university) and never had sex with him. After some thought, I arrived at the conclusion that she is still a virgin, and she told me that we would only have sex after we are married. Actually, at times it seems that we are only friends and are destined to remain so. We are usually in the company of other people, and when we are, it means that we cannot so much as touch each other. When we are in public we can't even go as far as holding hands. The only conclusion I have been able to draw is that she is a very traditional girl. I have total respect for her wishes and intend to continue to respect them. Now, marriage is till a long way off, but something has crept in to my mind. Can I marry a girl I have never had sex with? To many of you this might seem like a silly question. I am fully aware that chivalry has died, except among Gypsy folk and The English Upper Middle and Upper Classes, but in my culture, couples usually end up having sex after a short time. Indeed, the outcome of such encounters usually contributes to the overall question of whether or not two people are compatible. So, I am thinking, how do I know if me and this woman are compatible until we have had sex? I would like to ask anyone with any experience of this kind of situation, or any experience at all to offer me some advice. I have trawled the forums on TF and have seen many references to bar girls and buffaloes. I can see that this is some kind of ongoing joke, but would respectfully ask that comments like this are not made. I welcome advice, however frank, brutal or concise it may be, and especially welcome comments from Thai people as I believe you are probably best qualified to comment. My thanks in advance Sherriff (Luke)

"Can't you guys go out somewhere in a pub, club or even the coffee shop to find somebody to talk to? just kidding ;-). Maybe this is a much better way for many of you to find ''gig'' without your girlfriend, wife, boyfiend or husband knowing about your bad habit." Saw this in someones profile in reference to being on TF. Here is my response. i have been a member on here quite a long time and quite active. i don't think that this is a good place to meet a gig (secret friend) at all. if you meet here then it is a very big chance someone is not going to be happy about how things turn out and will post or send messages to say something bad about you. then that game can be difficult on here. much better to meet in a pub where people you know don't go. it can also be slow to get to know people on here, much slower than out in some night spot. but if your looking for someone good then better to meet here and get to know over time along with other friends here. i didn't meet my girl on here, though.. hmmm maybe the selection process works better in person.. ;-) or just chance.. also i notice that many people come here looking to play, but most of those who stay here for a while end up being serious with someone. most of the ones who only want to play quit coming back here after a while. just my opinion. would like to hear others opinions.

Let play a game... Ask and Answer an ever or never question... Ever Or Never....? fall in love with girl friend or boy friend's good friend?

How is differrent between "Date" and "Hang out" ??

hello every one my Q :what you should do to date thai girl? from where you start ?

when dating a woman why is it men are expected to pick up the tab,provide entertainment,and use his car,when the woman are always saying equal rights.well if that is the case let the woman start doing that.we men like to be pampered too.and [please do not say you do too ladys in a survey only 15% of woman will do that.a good night out can cost over a hundred dollars how bout it ladys?oh sorry you would rather be a freeloader.

Hi, I'm Lee, 38 year old guy looking for a beautiful Thai girl to take my breath away. I am looking for a long term relationship. Ideally you would be feminine, pretty, charming and as fiercely loyal as I am. I am 100% genuine and expect the same in return. All letters will be answered. I really hope there is someone out there for me. Oh, by the way, I am not some hideous old man who just wants some kind of kinky fun, I am good looking, sincere and real!

Come on spill it out man.... I need some ideas here....Oopss :roll: