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How about the collective wit of TF share their best jokes - then we don't have to remember them... we can get them here! OK Here goes.... A man goes home with a duck under his arm. His wife meets him at the door and he say, "Darling, this is the pig I've been f#cking." His wife says, "That's not a pig, it's a duck." He replies, "I wasn't talking to you!"
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So Leo has a tiger on its can and Chang has an elephant. Can we all agree on that? Also, what's your favorite deodorant scent?
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Woman who can't read map. Actually I can read a map just not very good at it. I have comments that I absolutely have a terrible sense of direction... Go get it and enjoy your quiet moments with a nice commend Cheers..!!!! **Let's you find the answer..on best seller book..at the bookshop Now!! '' Why Men Dont Listen And Women Cant Read A Map " ...
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..I would like to invite everyone tell/share jokes here which you think it's funny.. Start with mine,forwarded email, which i found in my email inbox this morning .. "New Truck" One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin. "Bubba, where'd you get that truck?!?" "Bobby Sue gave it to me" Bubba replied. "She gave it to you? " I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, " but a new truck?" "Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere. Bobby Sue pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said, "Bubba, take whatever you want." So I took the truck! "Bubba, you're a smart man! Them clothes woulda never fit you!"
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I have a joke or a line of piss take about every race of people, ready for any occassion. Now what i want is the jokes Thai people have about Farangs or Any Nation on the planet. They better be funny.
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I just want you to share (a) good story(ies) with us and especially any Thai ones. I have posted this before about Norwegians and Swedes so this is my contribution now. They are translated to English. But I promise they are better in our common similar languages (Swedish and Norwegian that are pretty similar) ------Norwegian stories from a Swedes perspective----- Why was not Jesus born in Norway? - Don?t know! They couldn?t find three vise men. What?s said on the signs in the Norwegian roundabouts? Max 8 turns! Do you know when Norwegians is standing still in an elevator? - No When the elevator have an electricity break down. A Norwegian teacher asked his student about the most common expression in the Norwegian language. - I don?t know, replied the student. - Correct answer replied the teacher. The Norwegian teacher asked his students if they know any of the generals? names in USA. - General Motors, answered one student. Three Norwegians was out walking when they saw a trace. - I think it?s from a hare one of them said. - No I think it?s from a moose said the second guy. Before the third had a chance to say anything the train runs them over. What?s written in the bottom of the Norwegian public pools? - I don?t know. No smoking. Two Norwegian was standing and looking at the moon. - So many people it must be living there one said. - Yes but it must be so crowded when its half moon the other replied. How do you make a Norwegian submarine sinking? Well you just dive down to it and knocking.