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Life, they say, is about learning to appreciate the small things. For proof, look no further than the first-ever “Smallest Penis Contest” at King’s County Bar in Brooklyn, New York, on July 20. According to a Craigslist ad seeking “less endowed men” to prove that “good things can come in small packages,” the contest will be “pageant style” and involve “talent, evening wear, and swimsuit elements.” And this won’t be just another pissing contest, either. As the Village Voice notes, winners will be selected by a “small member expert panel.” Entrants must be 21 or older and must be present the day of the contest (no photos or remote entries), the ad states. They also “should be comfortable getting hosed down while wearing only skimpy underwear.” Competitors scheming to get ahead with a Borat-style man thong (or worse), take note: Promoters will level the playing field by handing out standard-issue undies for all contestants to wear. According to Gothamist, the victor will receive a crown, the dubious title of “2013 Smallest Penis in Brooklyn” and a cash prize, which — should the winner choose — can be donated to charity. Presumably there will be no large trophies. A similar contest, held online by a Danish erotica website, hopes to raise awareness of what it says should not be a sensitive subject. “It’s incredible how the media has frightened people from showing themselves as they are,” Morten Fabricius, the website’s owner, told the Agence France-Presse. via ‘Smallest Penis Contest’ In Brooklyn: New York Bar To Honor The Small Things.

IF SOMEONE CUT OFF YOUR PENIS?!?!? would u rather seek medical help and live a life without a penis or bleed to death there and then? :twisted: personally i think id rather die then have a surgeon sew it back on and everyone call me "frankendick" :roll: wot do the rest of u men, ladyboys and women with male genitalia think?

Scientists in Moscow (Russia) have make a scientific research that proof that the size of the willie is depending of the size of a mans feet! So how do we hide our shoe size guys? Should be accurate to 90 percent of the male population due to this research. How to calculate? :?: Well you take that foot and measure the foot in centimeter add + 5 cm and divide that with 2 and then you got it! So now its easy girls just ask to buy a shoe for your xxx and ask for his size! And it?s not polite to look down to the floor when taking to guys from now on ok? You can fill in the list below.. these guys shoe sizes 1. Beckham - 43 2. Ian Torpe - 52 3. Robbie WIlliams - 42 4. Tom Cruise - 38 5. Danny Davitio - 36 6. Linford Christie - 44 7. Michael Owen - 38 8. ... and the first guy to put his shoe size on the list will be offered a free beer at Zantika! Hmm can you dance well with clown shoes at that "Dance your Ass" part two party next Saturday? Cheers and soon beers! In bkk... :wink: My two bath for today..zzzz