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Personally, i hate them and dont ever use any. But, we all have to deal with them sometimes. Do you use pick up lines? Do you respond to pick up lines? Here's a sample of some... _________________________ - STRAIGHT TO THE POINT - _________________________ - Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew... - Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out! - Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I? - Do you take it up the ass? - Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm? - Ex
Think you've heard the worst or funniest pick up line ever? .... So hit lately .... I have some :!: - If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together... :shock: - Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes! :twisted: - Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?? - I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart...YUKKK :shock: - Can I have directions to your heart? - I've heard sex is a killer, wanna die happy? ??? Kewl 8) Is that the get laid lines??? ...So funny....Okay now What's your