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Personally, i hate them and dont ever use any. But, we all have to deal with them sometimes. Do you use pick up lines? Do you respond to pick up lines? Here's a sample of some... _________________________ - STRAIGHT TO THE POINT - _________________________ - Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew... - Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out! - Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I? - Do you take it up the ass? - Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm? - Excuse me. Do you want to **** or should I apologize? - Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to? - I am a magical being, take off your bra. - I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? - Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked. - Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. - My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover." - My name's [your name]That's so you know what to scream. - Nice shoes, wanna ****? - Your face or MINE!? ______________________________ CHEESY ______________________________ - (With hands on her shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings. - Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven! - Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.? - Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here. - Are you O.K.? Because heaven is a long fall from here. - (As s/he is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? S/he: What? Me! - Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel! - Bond. James Bond. - Can I borrow a some money? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. - Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven? - Do you come here often? - Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. - Don't worry about it. Nothing that you've ever done before counts. The only thing that matters is that we're together. - Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!! - Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. - Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here. - Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often? - How was heaven when you left it? - I didn't know that angels could fly so low! - I have only three months to live. .. - I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south. - I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you. ___________________________ BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD OPTIONS ___________________________ - Uh, hey baby. - Uh, do you like come here often, huh huh. I said "come." - You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let's like get into each other's life or whatever. - Uh, like let's drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know, do it. - Uh, get out of my car and into my dreams, baby. - What's your sign? Is it "Yield"? Huh huh huh huh.. - If I said you were sexy, would you hold your body against me?. - I can make you feel like I've never had sex before.. - My lips are registered weapons. - I'm not trying to pick you up. You're like too heavy. Huh huh huh huh. Get it? - If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public.. - If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.. - If you ever had sex with a machine, that's what it's like with me. 'Cause I'm like a sex machine.. - If you're really hot, I bet I can cool you down.. - Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? 'Cause that's what I'm looking for.. - Should I call you for breakfast or will you like cook it for me?. - You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it.. - Uh,...what? _______________________ WHAT THE F*CK? _______________________ - (leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate. - Are we related? Do you want to be? - Can you say Constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask. - Can you spell ICUP. I-C-U-P. You saw me pee. (laugh profusely) - Do you know how to use a whip? - Drop 'em! - Excuse me, do you live around here often? - Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face. - Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose? - Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no. - Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart." - I am very, very lonely, and I was wonderin'... - I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate. - I'm drunk. - I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there. - If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater. - If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK - I like the look of your crotch. - Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have cum in your hair. - Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree. - Say, did we go to different schools together? - That outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer, huh. - What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?? - Why you've got the whitest teeth I'd ever want to cum across! - Would you like Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa? - Would you like to dance or should I go **** myself again? - Would you like to see me naked ??
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Think you've heard the worst or funniest pick up line ever? .... So hit lately .... I have some :!: - If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together... :shock: - Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes! :twisted: - Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?? - I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart...YUKKK :shock: - Can I have directions to your heart? - I've heard sex is a killer, wanna die happy? ??? Kewl 8) Is that the get laid lines??? ...So funny....Okay now What's yours??.... :arrow: