English_Bob Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 After a month I've usually broken them anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SomAmour Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 After a month I've usually broken them anyway. I know what you are famous for! it has written all over TF :mrgreen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6aRH6chDns&feature=related Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 Just when I think I know about Thai girls! A 25 year old posts a link to Dead Kennedys and lists her music style as Joy Division!! Cool. (I might be gentle with you to begin with.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SomAmour Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 (I might be gentle with you to begin with.) hahahahahahaha!!!!!!! :shock: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuskyShandy Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 Looks like SomAmour is winning. Englsih_Dave's resorting to diving in the box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 English_Bob decided to propose to Son Amour , but prior to her acceptance SonAmour had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Bob that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her sooo much. However, Bob felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he had a deformity too. Bob looked SonAmour in the eyes and said... "I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married." She said, "Yes, I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size penis." SonAmour and Bob got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon. Bob whisked her off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, holding one another... As SonAmour put her hands in Bob's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Bob ran after her to find out what was wrong. She said, "You told me your penis was the size of an infant!" "Yes, it is..." exclaimed Bob, "8 pounds, 7 ounces" :twisted: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted November 14, 2009 Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 She informed Bob that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old. Hmm does this disease affect any other organs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted November 14, 2009 Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 She informed Bob that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old. Hmm does this disease affect any other organs? just the, hic, brain, hic... :twisted: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SomAmour Posted November 14, 2009 Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old. that problem is solved now :wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted November 14, 2009 Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 Ok - all sounds great. Count me in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted November 14, 2009 Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 After a month I've usually broken them anyway. I know what you are famous for! it has written all over TF :mrgreen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6aRH6chDns&feature=related He's famous for his burrito. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SomAmour Posted November 14, 2009 Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 After a month I've usually broken them anyway. I know what you are famous for! it has written all over TF :mrgreen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6aRH6chDns&feature=related He's famous for his burrito. Ohhh really !? i didnt know about this one! :shock: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted November 14, 2009 Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 After a month I've usually broken them anyway. I know what you are famous for! it has written all over TF :mrgreen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6aRH6chDns&feature=related He's famous for his burrito. Ohhh really !? i didnt know about this one! :shock: he is also famous for his extremely cheesy nachos... so make sure he showers before the date. :wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SomAmour Posted November 14, 2009 Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 Actually i like cheese and nachos ! :wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted November 14, 2009 Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 Actually i like cheese and nachos ! :wink: I can get you a discount. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakeGeneve Posted November 14, 2009 Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 Actually i like cheese and nachos ! :wink: I can get you a discount. Mate, your have this intelligent, creative & discerning woman who has great musical taste, knows a decent movie and is hot on the dance floor and your only offering a discount!!! :shock: Methinks an invitation to cook dinner for her, cheesy nachos and all, over a bottle of wine would be more in order. (But try to leave the burrito packaged :roll: ). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SomAmour Posted November 14, 2009 Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 Actually i like cheese and nachos ! :wink: I can get you a discount. Mate, your have this intelligent, creative & discerning woman who has great musical taste, knows a decent movie and is hot on the dance floor and your only offering a discount!!! :shock: Methinks an invitation to cook dinner for her, cheesy nachos and all, over a bottle of wine would be more in order. (But try to leave the burrito packaged :roll: ). Thank you Danny ! you are very supportive and he's very cheap!:x I only want free cheeses and nachos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted November 14, 2009 Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 maybe I'm playing hard to get :oops: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted November 14, 2009 Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 maybe I'm playing hard to get :oops: there's a first time for everything... :wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SomAmour Posted November 14, 2009 Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 maybe I'm playing hard to get :oops: didn't your mom tell you that you can't have everything? :roll: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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