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Hi everybody

My friends, and me plan to come to Thailand in March, 2010 for 8 to 10 days of holidays.

Our goup would be of three gentlemen.

We would like to hire services of a tourist guides and travel companions ( ladies between age of 23 to 30 ), the lady should be able to speak and communicate in English.

We will like to spend few days in Phuket, Pattaya and Bangkok. And wish our lady companions to accompany us.

You are requested to contact me to disucss details or more information required by you.

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Andrep Khan

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English_Bob Newbie

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Excuse me fellow forum posters, he said '3 gentlemen....' Not 'three slimy Arab sex-tourists'.

I feel sure that a gentleman would not come online and write 'tour-guide' when he really means, 'prostitute'.

Please don't cast aspersions on this gentleman - he happens to be in an open relationship which means his wife is fully aware of his need for 23 - 30 year old female tour guides.

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Would that be the two-legged or three-legged variety of ladies? :roll:

:twisted:

Imagine three pissed gentlemen crawling home on all fours, they will not mind if their company is two or three legged.

However it is way more important, to find a hotel nearby. Free of any charge, as I am Mr. Niceguy, I recommend this hotel, which is located directly in hell:

http://bigbabykenny.com/?p=2414

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Hey would these gentlemanly men - be interested in a gentleman tour-guide?

I know a great guy, actually knows Thai history and has been everywhere. Speaks fluent English and Thai...

Let me know.

8 - 10 days in BKK, Pattaya and Phuket. There is oh so much time left for those three historical conaisseurs..

http://www.thaitourguide.com/thailandgaytour.html

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DANNO Newbie

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I am Mr. Niceguy

Oh... I thought Mr. Niceguy had been banned from the forums.

No... but Mr Arab Gentleman has been yellow carded...

unlucky, poor guy being misled by TF slogan "Meet Hot Thai Girls"..

That's "Meet"

not "Meat"

:? what the difference ... they're gentlemen

and then the yellow card...how come? :lol:

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Admin_2 Newbie

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I am Mr. Niceguy

Oh... I thought Mr. Niceguy had been banned from the forums.

No... but Mr Arab Gentleman has been yellow carded...

unlucky, poor guy being misled by TF slogan "Meet Hot Thai Girls"..

That's "Meet"

not "Meat"

:? what the difference ... they're gentlemen

and then the yellow card...how come? :lol:

None of yer beez wax!!

But it was more than just this thread.

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DANNO Newbie

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I am Mr. Niceguy

Oh... I thought Mr. Niceguy had been banned from the forums.

No... but Mr Arab Gentleman has been yellow carded...

unlucky, poor guy being misled by TF slogan "Meet Hot Thai Girls"..

That's "Meet"

not "Meat"

OOOhhhh....man this is a teachable moment!!! how can we learn? :?

well at least they are in good hands with DC guiding them to the historical sights and all :salute:

:? what the difference ... they're gentlemen

and then the yellow card...how come? :lol:

None of yer beez wax!!

But it was more than just this thread.

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I am Mr. Niceguy

Oh... I thought Mr. Niceguy had been banned from the forums.

No... but Mr Arab Gentleman has been yellow carded...

unlucky, poor guy being misled by TF slogan "Meet Hot Thai Girls"..

That's "Meet"

not "Meat"

OOOhhhh....man this is a teachable moment!!! how can we learn? :?

well at least they are in good hands with DC guiding them to the historical sights and all :salute:

:? what the difference ... they're gentlemen

and then the yellow card...how come? :lol:

None of yer beez wax!!

But it was more than just this thread.

Still learning about those complex "quote boxes" eh Danno?!

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LakeGeneve Newbie

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I am Mr. Niceguy

Oh... I thought Mr. Niceguy had been banned from the forums.

No... but Mr Arab Gentleman has been yellow carded...

unlucky, poor guy being misled by TF slogan "Meet Hot Thai Girls"..

There are a few ads which pop on TF in the 'Ads provided by Google' box at the top which may give some less discerning, naive guys the wrong impression.

For example, I saw one earlier which said something like;

"Massage in Bangkok.......we know what you want"

"24 hour service to your hotel"

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Crustyjuggler Newbie

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I am Mr. Niceguy

Oh... I thought Mr. Niceguy had been banned from the forums.

No... but Mr Arab Gentleman has been yellow carded...

unlucky, poor guy being misled by TF slogan "Meet Hot Thai Girls"..

There are a few ads which pop on TF in the 'Ads provided by Google' box at the top which may give some less discerning, naive guys the wrong impression.

For example, I saw one earlier which said something like;

"Massage in Bangkok.......we know what you want"

"24 hour service to your hotel"

Did you catch the number?

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LakeGeneve Newbie

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I am Mr. Niceguy

Oh... I thought Mr. Niceguy had been banned from the forums.

No... but Mr Arab Gentleman has been yellow carded...

unlucky, poor guy being misled by TF slogan "Meet Hot Thai Girls"..

There are a few ads which pop on TF in the 'Ads provided by Google' box at the top which may give some less discerning, naive guys the wrong impression.

For example, I saw one earlier which said something like;

"Massage in Bangkok.......we know what you want"

"24 hour service to your hotel"

Did you catch the number?

I'm sure your hotel knows it mate! :wink:

There are a few similar ads which randomly pop up in the top ad box when you change forum pages. Thankfully those Christ and Sex ones have gone for now.

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I would love to be a tourist guide and travel companion to 3 gents. I could use the money for this coming Christmas, you see. Only a small problem I'm over qualified. Do you gents not like 40+ guide?

ps. I speak excellent Thai, rubbish English and pretty good Danish and I'm experienced!!!!

:roll:

3 at same time? LOL :wink:

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DANNO Newbie

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I would love to be a tourist guide and travel companion to 3 gents. I could use the money for this coming Christmas, you see. Only a small problem I'm over qualified. Do you gents not like 40+ guide?

ps. I speak excellent Thai, rubbish English and pretty good Danish and I'm experienced!!!!

I would!!! (experienced) :wink: but I will have to find two more gents

(with the money :lol: )

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