Admin_2 Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 Ant was not going to be let back on TF until he leaned in to kiss and embrace Admin at the pool party. The rest they say, is history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiAnt Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 "Are you looking at me boy? Only steers and queers join the police force nowadays. Well, which are you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiAnt Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 "No, no No! THIS! Is how you suck a lemon." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olympos Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 "I won't use my tongue, I promise!" Thats my favourite one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiAnt Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 Worried about public perception, inter-species tension and primate profiling, the police were now willing to accept all comers into their ranks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiAnt Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 Football match policing was never the same after Lopburi Rovers made it into the Premier League. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakeGeneve Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 "Excuse me Constable but what facial cream do you use as you have such a nice skin tone." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiAnt Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 "I'm pregnant. And, it's yours." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 Monkey couldnt believe his eyes of what he saw in the mirror. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 Those who can, do. Those who cant, police. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 There was a stare off between the finalists in the monkey impersonation contest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiAnt Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 "Your fly is open." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 Quit monkeying around, hes making a monkey out of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 "Your fly is open." Lets hope he wasnt standing to attention.lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beej Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 The METs Equal opportunities employment policy backfired big time yesterday after they were forced to employ a Ginger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiAnt Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 "Let me in! I'm VBroker! Honest!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiAnt Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 "Thinking of starting another thread on the TF improvements eh?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakeGeneve Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 "Ohhh, do ya mind if I grab that lice in your hair. I feel like a snack." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 'Perhaps wearing a PiAnt mask was not the best plan for sneaking into the ambassador's party' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 "I've snuck into many a TF party, and I even know what's inside of Ciaran's nose...Boogers." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 'as Allseasonsman sneaked past security at the TF event, he was confident that he could meet everyone without them knowing it was him.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnno Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 gee. that guy was right. the police really can't see me when i wear this magic mask. that was the best $200 i have ever spent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobbes Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 "Who you calling a monkey?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobbes Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 In an effort involving the latest research on non-threatening policing, the Met's riot squad was proudly showing of it's latest gear for crowd control. Sadly, Millwall FC fans facing the highly trained officers were clearly not one of the focus groups during that research. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakeGeneve Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 "Pssst, after you finish your shift would you like to spank the monkey with me"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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