Best Bits!!!

[PiAnt]

Yes, we all love the ladies.

But, which bits of the ladies are the best?

Boobs? Bums? Legs?

Or something, perhaps, a bit more obscure?

I reckon it's about time we had a poll on it.

(Please post illustrations.)

[Stramash]

You seem awfully obsessed with sex recently.

Not getting any?

[PiAnt]

You seem awfully obsessed with sex recently.

Yes, I must admit the last 40 years or so it has been on my mind.

Not getting any?

Just be wary of shaking my hand.

[Stramash]

Just be wary of shaking my hand.

I have people to do that for me...

you sticky keyboard owner you.

[Admin_2]

I like picture stories.

[Chatty]

vote for legs...

I don't like small legs which look like chopstick... but not very big (as mine)

Oops is this topic is for guys only?

[PiAnt]

vote for legs... I don't like small legs which look like chopstick... but not very big (as mine)

Oops is this topic is for guys only?

Anyone who's into girl bits has a valid opinion.

Funny though. I'd have bet you appreciate a nice chest.

[iBatch]

After all the **** or Ass and now Best bits?!

and here all i can think of is this pics...

as i once said...i just finally found myself. For a long time I thought I wanted to be a nun. Then I realized that what I really wanted to be was a lesbian.

[PiAnt]

as i once said...i just finally found myself. For a long time I thought I wanted to be a nun.

I can be quite religious when occasion calls for it.

[bigKus]

the best bits is the curve between hips bums and thights :wink:

[English_Bob]

Face first...

Then hair...

Then body...

And I love tattoos

So my perfect woman is...

[Admin_2]

MILF

[bigKus]

But for guys I like everything :wink:

edited by pandorea

[PiAnt]

But for guys I like everything :wink:

Ohh that's just so uncalled for.

And off topic!

(Please start your own boy bits thread.)

[Stramash]

But for guys I like everything :wink:

edited by pandorea :

YELLOW CARD!!!

even artistic renditions of genitalia are against t&c's!!! Ban her!!!

:twisted:

[PiAnt]

And I don't think Ciaran would be happy you posting his pic without permission and all.

[GAV]

But for guys I like everything :wink:

edited by pandorea

Do you and Ant get together often :roll:

[iBatch]

Face first...

Then hair...

Then body...

And I love tattoos

So my perfect woman is...

I'll be yr Angelina if ya'll be my Brad

When will ya bless me with yr checkbook ad

MILF

excuse moi for a pete second... Do we use this term as FILF for stunning pop?

[PiAnt]

FILF

What the heck!

That's just nasty.

Blokes are just sex objects.

[bigKus]

:cry:

I hate Gender Discrimination

[Stramash]

:cry:

I hate Gender Discrimination

serves you right for being a woman.

Now get back in that kitchen and make me a sandwich!

:wink:

[iBatch]

FILF

What the heck!

That's just nasty.

I want to write a story about a man with no eyelids who has a mental breakdown after a beautiful woman winked at him from across the country, and he didn't know how to react! :roll:

[iBatch]

just for the record... I'm not fussy. Me want love bites all over me

[bigKus]

:cry:

I hate Gender Discrimination

serves you right for being a woman.

Now get back in that kitchen and make me a sandwich!

:wink:

Just after you wash the dishes and clean up that darnnn kitchen !

[iBatch]

:cry:

I hate Gender Discrimination

serves you right for being a woman.

Now get back in that kitchen and make me a sandwich!

:wink:

Just after you wash the dishes and clean up that darnnn kitchen !

That's a good idea... He doing dishes while ya sit on the sofa and fart..