admin Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 Okay, you know the deal (if not, see here). Come up with the funniest, wittiest, and most thought provoking caption. Post your caption here in this forum and Monday we'll pick a winner. The winner will receive a 6 month premium upgrade. If you're already a premium member you can gift (or sell) it to another member. Just let us know who we should upgrade. No entries after 11:59pm Sunday (Bangkok time) will be considered for this contest. Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner Sorry for taking so long on this one. I started writing it up and . . . thought I posted it. Duh. This week's winner is: Fresh from having attended a Men's Empowerment workshop, Peter decided to demonstrate to all at the neighbourhood pool party that he was sexually diverse and currently available. The part about being currently available put it over the top for me! LakeGeneve is already a premium member so let me know where to ship this one. EB should get something (maybe the group's sincere appreciation) for posting the most entries as well as the longest entry ever in the weekly caption contest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 Peter hoped his nipple licking act would distract people from the fact that his chin looks like a pair of balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 Peter mused, "Another caption contest, huh? I wonder if the last winner received his up grade yet..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 Worried about his falling popularity, Peter takes a leaf from Japamerican's book by getting his **** out in public to try to increase his ratings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 TF's latest pool party advert failed to draw the crowds... Admin received his first yellow card and his profile pic was rejected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admin Posted March 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 Peter mused, "Another caption contest, huh? I wonder if the last winner received his up grade yet..." Sorry about that. You won and then ran out of town without saying if you wanted it or you wanted to gift it. Figured I'd wait to hear from you. Done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzJoe Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 LOLOLOL!!! I guess women aren't the only people who want to have their cake and eat it too anymore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 Bystanders were greatly amazed as Bernie DID suck milk out of his nipples Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 Bystanders were greatly amazed as Bernie DID suck milk out of his nipples who is Bernie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 Bystanders were greatly amazed as Bernie DID suck milk out of his nipples who is Bernie? The guy who sucks milk out of his nipples! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 Bystanders were greatly amazed as Bernie DID suck milk out of his nipples who is Bernie? The guy who sucks milk out of his nipples! em...that would be Peter actually... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 Bystanders were greatly amazed as Bernie DID suck milk out of his nipples who is Bernie? The guy who sucks milk out of his nipples! em...that would be Peter actually... I think Peter's just showing off to the guy behind jerking off, whatever his name is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 I googled “What is Japams profile pic going to look like in 20yrs?†This is what it came up with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 Admin left the bar and takes his party trick to the kids pool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 Doing a shaft voice inpression, the perverse lifeguard asks “ok anyone who knows where my trunks are please lick your nip†Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 Peter thinks, "Surely this is enough for me to beat Homer in the ratings!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakeGeneve Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 Fresh from Afghanistan, the new TF security officer Mr Moobs sought to flush out Mr Allseasonsman at the TF pool party using his infamous self lube the Moobtechnique. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakeGeneve Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 Fresh from having attended a Men's Empowerment workshop, Peter decided to demonstrate to all at the neighbourhood pool party that he was sexually diverse and currently available. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 Fresh from Afghanistan, the new TF security officer Mr Moobs sought to flush out Mr Allseasonsman at the TF pool party using his infamous self lube the Moobtechnique. Gets my vote... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakeGeneve Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 Peter's was never invited to his friends pool party again after he misunderstood the Japanese hosts request to get a 'self serving spoon' outside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 "Perfect!" cried Peter... "Step one is complete... these are exactly the right size. From now on please call me Miriam and hold your breath until I return from Dr Suporn's clinic in six to eight months' time!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 Peter said... "My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, And they're like "It's better than yours" Damn right, It's better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to charge (2x) I know you want it... The thing that makes me, What the guys go crazy for, They lose their minds, The way I wind, I think it's time... Vamp: (La-La-La-La-la) Warm it up, (La-La-La-La-la) The boys are waiting, (La-La-La-La-la) Warm it up, (La-La-La-La-la) The boys are waiting, My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, And they're like "It's better than yours" Damn right, It's better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to charge (2x) I can see you're on it... You want me to teach thee, Techniques that freaks these boys, It can't be bought, Just don't please get caught, Watch if you're smart, Vamp: (La-La-La-La-la) Warm it up, (La-La-La-La-la) The boys are waiting, (La-La-La-La-la) Warm it up, (La-La-La-La-la) The boys are waiting, My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, And they're like "It's better than yours" Damn right, It's better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to charge (2x) Oh, Once you get involved, Everyone will look this way so, You must maintain your charm, Same time maintain your halo, Just get the perfect lense, Then switch it up and then, Spoken: Then next his eyes are squint, Then he's picked up your scent, Vamp: (La-La-La-La-la) Warm it up, (La-La-La-La-la) The boys are waiting, (La-La-La-La-la) Warm it up, (La-La-La-La-la) The boys are waiting, My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, And they're like "It's better than yours" Damn right, It's better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to charge (2x)" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiAnt Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 EB appears not to want this one to slip through his fingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiAnt Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 Gotta be one of the first 4 efforts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiAnt Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 Fresh from having attended a Men's Empowerment workshop, Peter decided to demonstrate to all at the neighbourhood pool party that he was sexually diverse and currently available. Or this one. Inspired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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