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The only thing I do to perfection is............... f*ck.

i don't believe! :roll:

And I don't care, you believe in Buddhism.... That puts a perspective on your reality of what's realistic or not.

Alternatively try me. I guarantee you will cum several times and feel completely shagged out by the morning.

I am a giver of pleasure, so I perfected how to give pleasure. Ask around on this site. The more honest girls will give you the answers you require.

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The only thing I do to perfection is............... f*ck.

i don't believe! :roll:

And I don't care, you believe in Buddhism.... That puts a perspective on your reality of what's realistic or not.

Alternatively try me. I guarantee you will cum several times and feel completely shagged out by the morning.

I am a giver of pleasure, so I perfected how to give pleasure. Ask around on this site. The more honest girls will give you the answers you require.

:roll:

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The only thing I do to perfection is............... f*ck.

i don't believe! :roll:

And I don't care, you believe in Buddhism.... That puts a perspective on your reality of what's realistic or not.

Alternatively try me. I guarantee you will cum several times and feel completely shagged out by the morning.

I am a giver of pleasure, so I perfected how to give pleasure. Ask around on this site. The more honest girls will give you the answers you require.

Saw you with the girl at the end of Sukhumvit soi 24..

One question.. Why she looked so upset?

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The only thing I do to perfection is............... f*ck.

i don't believe! :roll:

And I don't care, you believe in Buddhism.... That puts a perspective on your reality of what's realistic or not.

Alternatively try me. I guarantee you will cum several times and feel completely shagged out by the morning.

I am a giver of pleasure, so I perfected how to give pleasure. Ask around on this site. The more honest girls will give you the answers you require.

Always the humble and sensitive man! :roll:

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got anyone to validate that statement?

How many validations do you require.

Give me one. Have one girl on this site to say that you are a good lover and don't pay her.

:P

Well in our case is working way around... i spent load sh*t of money fixing my broken furniture after 48hrs drlovelife visiting me... enuff said. :winky:

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The only thing I do to perfection is............... f*ck.

i don't believe! :roll:

And I don't care, you believe in Buddhism.... That puts a perspective on your reality of what's realistic or not.

Alternatively try me. I guarantee you will cum several times and feel completely shagged out by the morning.

I am a giver of pleasure, so I perfected how to give pleasure. Ask around on this site. The more honest girls will give you the answers you require.

Always the humble and sensitive man! :roll:

He never slows down to think;

it's too painful to spend times with his own thoughts. :twisted:

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The only thing I do to perfection is............... f*ck.

i don't believe! :roll:

And I don't care, you believe in Buddhism.... That puts a perspective on your reality of what's realistic or not.

Alternatively try me. I guarantee you will cum several times and feel completely shagged out by the morning.

I am a giver of pleasure, so I perfected how to give pleasure. Ask around on this site. The more honest girls will give you the answers you require.

Always the humble and sensitive man! :roll:

He never slows down to think;

it's too painful to spend times with his own thoughts. :twisted:

+1

and DC has the right idea..but since miracles do occur..I would require at least two...unpayed...

we will wait :puke_right:

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The only thing I do to perfection is............... f*ck.

i don't believe! :roll:

And I don't care, you believe in Buddhism.... That puts a perspective on your reality of what's realistic or not.

Alternatively try me. I guarantee you will cum several times and feel completely shagged out by the morning.

I am a giver of pleasure, so I perfected how to give pleasure. Ask around on this site. The more honest girls will give you the answers you require.

Saw you with the girl at the end of Sukhumvit soi 24..

One question.. Why she looked so upset?

Really?? When????????????

Soi 24. mmmmmm When did I go to Soi 24........ Can you remember when???

Got me thinking. It may have been a recently dumped slapper I suppose but I need dates to be sure.

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The only thing I do to perfection is............... f*ck.

i don't believe! :roll:

And I don't care, you believe in Buddhism.... That puts a perspective on your reality of what's realistic or not.

Alternatively try me. I guarantee you will cum several times and feel completely shagged out by the morning.

I am a giver of pleasure, so I perfected how to give pleasure. Ask around on this site. The more honest girls will give you the answers you require.

Always the humble and sensitive man! :roll:

He never slows down to think;

it's too painful to spend times with his own thoughts. :twisted:

+1

and DC has the right idea..but since miracles do occur..I would require at least two...unpayed...

we will wait :puke_right:

You tools!!!

If there was ever a way to make sure I embarrassed a girl and to ensure others stay well away, it would be to put her ******* ID on a shagging (friendship) site with 60,000 members.

Hey (insert names here) shagged me in less than (insert time period) of knowing me. Yes. Most polite

Good call tools. :roll:

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got anyone to validate that statement?

How many validations do you require.

Give me one. Have one girl on this site to say that you are a good lover and don't pay her.

:P

Well in our case is working way around... i spent load sh*t of money fixing my broken furniture after 48hrs drlovelife visiting me... enuff said. :winky:

Waste of money fixing it, it will only get the same treatment next time lover-****-wit-awesome-****-do-anything-with-or-without-lights-on-or-off-babe... Love ya. 8)

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