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Hehe wise... my weak point is I just speechless when i date with hot and young guys... always say many stupid things... -_-" can't be myself grrrrrrr.

hehe thanks, i take that as a compliment ja.....

I also shy too when i date hansome guys but when i met my bf i told myself that he is not my type and that make me less awkward and shy..then thing turn right from wrong..hehe.. :P

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whatever you do.just don't fart on 1st date.

If he's hot enough he can be so touchy.(for me) :4laugh:

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whatever you do.just don't fart on 1st date.

If he's hot enough he can be so touchy.(for me) :4laugh:

not if he likes fart sex.

yea he loves that.... and he says better have **** and fart...

i wanna suck you

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she needs to realise .... beer, mates, pool and football r always going to be more important !!! if she doesn't know how to give a good BJ .. learn and learn fast !! if he asks her to get her best friend to join for a 3 some it's only because he cares so much he doesn't want her friends to feel left out !!!

Yeah , good blowjob while watching football..

what more men will ask for..

I hate football.

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she needs to realise .... beer, mates, pool and football r always going to be more important !!! if she doesn't know how to give a good BJ .. learn and learn fast !! if he asks her to get her best friend to join for a 3 some it's only because he cares so much he doesn't want her friends to feel left out !!!

Yeah , good blowjob while watching football..

what more men will ask for..

I hate football.

a dumped movie would work.

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she needs to realise .... beer, mates, pool and football r always going to be more important !!! if she doesn't know how to give a good BJ .. learn and learn fast !! if he asks her to get her best friend to join for a 3 some it's only because he cares so much he doesn't want her friends to feel left out !!!

Yeah , good blowjob while watching football..

what more men will ask for..

I hate football.

a dumped movie would work.

What?

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What?

drlowmylove, would you give away some tips to my friends ? Heard that you have had so many exciting successful dates :wink:

To know how to cheat on your many dumped dates.... and

what else?

come on tell us :twisted:

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she needs to realise .... beer, mates, pool and football r always going to be more important !!! if she doesn't know how to give a good BJ .. learn and learn fast !! if he asks her to get her best friend to join for a 3 some it's only because he cares so much he doesn't want her friends to feel left out !!!

Yeah , good blowjob while watching football..

what more men will ask for..

I hate football.

a dumped movie would work.

What?

Exactly! :twisted:

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drlowmylove, would you give away some tips to my friends ? Heard that you have had so many exciting successful dates :wink:

Certainly can bigcunt, i mean kus

Smile, get a goodish body, wear nice clothes, don't VERY stingy, learn some basic Thai, be aware that what impresses Isarn girls may not impress out Chinese slappers, smile, pick up the tab for some food, let her friend come, don't slag the little irritations off to her/them. Smile. Save that for being with your mates, if she is a hooker on her day off, you won't exactly have to try hard (Cinema or Climax should do it), if she wants a beer, smile, get her a beer if she wants one but don't try to make her drink if she doesn't, be aware of body language, smile, courtship gestures, make culturally acceptable jokes, don't mention HRH and in case I didn’t mention it.... Smile.

As for the cheating part, repeat the above with a different girl/girls.

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she needs to realise .... beer, mates, pool and football r always going to be more important !!! if she doesn't know how to give a good BJ .. learn and learn fast !! if he asks her to get her best friend to join for a 3 some it's only because he cares so much he doesn't want her friends to feel left out !!!

Yeah , good blowjob while watching football..

what more men will ask for..

I hate football.

a dumped movie would work.

What?

Exactly! :twisted:

Surely a movie which has been dumped would have too many scratches for it to play. Why not just use redtube?

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drlowmylove, would you give away some tips to my friends ? Heard that you have had so many exciting successful dates :wink:

Certainly can bigcunt, i mean kus

.

I-hi-aaaa ! :twisted:

Smile, get a goodish body, wear nice clothes, don't VERY stingy, learn some basic Thai, be aware that what impresses Isarn girls may not impress out Chinese slappers, smile, pick up the tab for some food, let her friend come, don't slag the little irritations off to her/them. Smile. Save that for being with your mates, if she is a hooker on her day off, you won't exactly have to try hard (Cinema or Climax should do it), if she wants a beer, smile, get her a beer if she wants one but don't try to make her drink if she doesn't, be aware of body language, smile, courtship gestures, make culturally acceptable jokes, don't mention HRH and in case I didn’t mention it.... Smile.

As for the cheating part, repeat the above with a different girl/girls.

What a useless tips, my friends they dont fancy hookers and the girl herself is mixed Isarn already :x

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Surely a movie which has been dumped would have too many scratches for it to play. Why not just use redtube?

So then dont penetrate your dumped DVD while watching your redtube might be a good idea.

it's not up to date porno site. :(

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drlowmylove, would you give away some tips to my friends ? Heard that you have had so many exciting successful dates :wink:

Certainly can bigcunt, i mean kus

.

I-hi-aaaa ! :twisted:

Smile, get a goodish body, wear nice clothes, don't VERY stingy, learn some basic Thai, be aware that what impresses Isarn girls may not impress out Chinese slappers, smile, pick up the tab for some food, let her friend come, don't slag the little irritations off to her/them. Smile. Save that for being with your mates, if she is a hooker on her day off, you won't exactly have to try hard (Cinema or Climax should do it), if she wants a beer, smile, get her a beer if she wants one but don't try to make her drink if she doesn't, be aware of body language, smile, courtship gestures, make culturally acceptable jokes, don't mention HRH and in case I didn’t mention it.... Smile.

As for the cheating part, repeat the above with a different girl/girls.

What a useless tips, my friends they dont fancy hookers and the girl herself is mixed Isarn already :x

Hookers don't require a smile, only regular Thai sluts do

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Surely a movie which has been dumped would have too many scratches for it to play. Why not just use redtube?

So then dont penetrate your dumped DVD while watching your redtube might be a good idea.

What?

Think Google Translate is playing up again mate... :lol:

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:-)

attraction & erotic sometimes show shady facets ... e.g. like the click here --> Harold & Maude way

ToDo list before I die

001. find out why women always talk so much

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378. get yellow card at TF

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542. having sex in king size casket (new one!)

You forgot to share your dating tips, Sir ! :roll:

Dear, that graveyard-harold+maude-thing WAS my dating tip :evil: okok, it certainly helps to know the movie.

Never felt that morbid erotic thrill of a graveyard?

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