PiAnt Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 So, you're a 40-foot, 4,000lb gorilla, quietly minding your own business living on your little island sharing it with a load of dinosaurs and a small tribe of freaky humans who, in their innocence, often throw you a skanky, dirt covered virgin to placate you and, generally, all is well with the world. Until one day, there you are just chillin', probably picking things out of your fur, when the sacrifice drums kick in, and you decide to amble over and see what's cookin' and, to your surprise, there's a tasty looking white bird dressed in a slinky nightie who looks like she's just dying to meet you. So you do the roar (that always gets 'em), pick the bird up and trot back off into the woods, remembering to give one more roar for good measure. So, you get back to your pad after taking on a gang of tyrannosaurs trying to nick your bird, plonk her on the floor and take the hump until she starts turning tricks, when you feign interest a bit a flick her around with your index finger to let her know. Next minute, all these blokes come out of nowhere shooting at you and you get distracted by these bats and its raining and, to cut a long story short, the blokes leg it with your new bird. Outraged, you make after them, crashing through the undergrowth, beating your chest and generally being pissed off, until you get down to the beach where she's getting onto a waiting boat. You pick up a few men and throw them about in your wrath when, all of a sudden, your engulfed in a cloud of chloroform, and you black out... Next thing you know, you awoken by the sound of a band playing, and a curtain in front of you raises to reveal an auditorium filled with more pesky, clean, white people all applauding. Cameras flash and people cheer and, being who you are, you tear away the chains holding you and, with an almighty roar, you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 fart really loud. The police from Malawi storm in on you and start writing you not one, but three tickets "because of the amount of pollution released in a public area." You try your best to talk your way out of it, but no one is listening...so it seems. It turns out that the white bird works closely with the Malawian National Guard, and she has taken a liking to your display of manliness. She calls of the guards who reluctantly throw out all but one of your tickets. You look her in the eye and... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admin Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 Same thing happened to me on Nana one night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 Same thing happened to me on Nana one night. only 1 night !!!! something like that happens to me every f**king night on nana !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 Is this any related to the Monkey face thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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