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it's ******* painful dragging myself out of bed on a saturday morning to go to work !!!

Slightly less painful no doubt than the Sat in a few weeks time in which you'll not only be dragging yourself out of bed for work but thinking in the back of your mind that you have to buy me 3 towers of beer at TD 2 later in the evening due to a lost bet!

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A chick stayed the night last Wednesday. In the morning she sent a message to her friend on Facebook, "I stayed over at Dave's last night... I was drunk and we did it - twice. And we did it again this morning. I'm happy!"

Then she realised she had placed it on her wall instead of sending a private message. She used her mobile phone and couldn't delete it. She was frantic, calling her mate to remove it from her wall before anyone else could see it.

Obviously, I logged on and clicked 'like' just in time...

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