Stramash Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 I have a totally new product, endorsed by a real scientist who has several degrees from the internet. It is TOTALLY, 100% guaranteed to make you look 9 years old again in only 9 minutes. It is based on a combination of ancient Aztec writings, some doublebabble pseudo science and a fellow we met while on holiday in Croatia!! THIS REALLY WORKS!!! We tested it on 100 meerkats, and 97 of them agreed that foraging was more dangerous in stormy weather. YOU TOO CAN MAKE MONEY FROM THIS! Just send me a bankers draft for 50000 baht and I will send you a leaflet that tells you how to get the book which will explain what is on the DVD and how to access the CD-Rom (these items may incur additional charges) CHANGE YOUR LIFE NOW!!! :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarangFarang Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 I have a totally new product, endorsed by a real scientist who has several degrees from the internet. It is TOTALLY, 100% guaranteed to make you look 9 years old again in only 9 minutes.It is based on a combination of ancient Aztec writings, some doublebabble pseudo science and a fellow we met while on holiday in Croatia!! THIS REALLY WORKS!!! We tested it on 100 meerkats, and 97 of them agreed that foraging was more dangerous in stormy weather. YOU TOO CAN MAKE MONEY FROM THIS! Just send me a bankers draft for 50000 baht and I will send you a leaflet that tells you how to get the book which will explain what is on the DVD and how to access the CD-Rom (these items may incur additional charges) CHANGE YOUR LIFE NOW!!! :twisted: I'll take two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted September 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 (contains mostly natural ingredients) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandorea Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 If you sell any product that can make someone disappear, please let me know. I'll take 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 If you sell any product that can make someone disappear, please let me know. I'll take 3. That pertinacious your neighbor is that it will need three doses? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 will it make me look 10 years young in 9 minutes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandorea Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 (edited) (contains mostly natural ingredients) Iain's mushroom, perhaps? Edited September 21, 2011 by pandorea Admin told me it's more polite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandorea Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 That pertinacious your neighbor is that it will need three doses? I have be sure of the result Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 Iain's mushroom, perhaps? That's entirely artificial! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandorea Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 That's entirely artificial! And how the heck on earth you know that? Now you got me worry, Kaunitz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 I heard that he uses a mushroom pump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandorea Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 (edited) I heard that someone pretends to be a bi, making a fake profile from AUS but saying she's from BKK and shouting out loud asking Thai girls if they wanted to be licked. He thought that was a brilliant idea and someone would fall for that trick. ....born very minute. Edited September 21, 2011 by pandorea Wrong thread??? Oh, never mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarangFarang Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 If you sell any product that can make someone disappear, please let me know. I'll take 3. I know a few girls who can make all of your money disappear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted September 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 I have be sure of the result Sorry - we produce good results, not miracles ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted September 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 That's entirely artificial! rather a mushroom than a toad's tool :twisted: What? I'm just trying to be a fun guy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted September 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 will it make me look 10 years young in 9 minutes? No we operate a strict 9 in 9 policy. Any attempt to change the dose may result in blindness... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 And how the heck on earth you know that? Now you got me worry, Kaunitz. Just a telediagnostic educated guess, nothing more! I swear by the artificiality of Iain's mushroom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 What? I'm just trying to be a fun guy! FAIL! :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 What? I'm just trying to be a fun guy! It would be better if your name was Gus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted September 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 FAIL! :twisted: Yet still vastly outperforming you... In every way. ; ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 Yet still vastly outperforming you...In every way. ; ) Especially the way down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandorea Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 Get a room you two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarangFarang Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 ¨¨¨¨¨ ¨ /´¯/) ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨ (\¯`\ ¨¨¨¨¨¨/¯¨// ¨¨¨´¯`·, ¨¨¨¨¨¨ ,·´¯` ¨ ¨¨ \\¨¯\ ¨¨¨¨¨¨/ ¨ // ¨¨¨¨ '·. ¨•`·. ¨ .·´• ¨.·' ¨¨¨¨ \\ ¨ \ ¨ /´¯`/''¨ ''/´¯¯`·¸ ¨`:--·´ ¨ `·--:´¨ ¸·´¯¯`\'' ¨''\´¯`\ ./''/ ¨ / ¨ ¨/¨¨/¨¨/¯\¨¨`·.¨ ' ' ¨.·´¨¨ /¯\ ¨ \ ¨\¨¨¨/´¯/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted September 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 ¨¨¨¨¨ ¨ /´¯/) ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨ (\¯`\¨¨¨¨¨¨/¯¨// ¨¨¨´¯`·, ¨¨¨¨¨¨ ,·´¯` ¨ ¨¨ \\¨¯\¨¨¨¨¨¨/ ¨ // ¨¨¨¨ '·. ¨•`·. ¨ .·´• ¨.·' ¨¨¨¨ \\ ¨ \¨ /´¯`/''¨ ''/´¯¯`·¸ ¨`:--·´ ¨ `·--:´¨ ¸·´¯¯`\'' ¨''\´¯`\./''/ ¨ / ¨ ¨/¨¨/¨¨/¯\¨¨`·.¨ ' ' ¨.·´¨¨ /¯\ ¨ \ ¨\¨¨¨/´¯/ what he said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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