thaibeachlovers Posted October 15, 2011 Report Share Posted October 15, 2011 Can anyone give me some idea of what present I can buy for her. I'm afraid money is very tight so something in the range of a 100 Baht is my limit. Do you think she would be offended if I were to buy her a pair of knickers with a flashing seasonal santa clause, I saw for sale on the market. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted October 15, 2011 Report Share Posted October 15, 2011 100 baht? You are extracting the urine here are you not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted October 15, 2011 Report Share Posted October 15, 2011 If she likes Som Tam, you can buy her three portions on the local market - that's even less than your 100 Baht limit! If they put it in a plastic bag printed with Santa, then I would think you would be at the 100 you indicated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted October 15, 2011 Report Share Posted October 15, 2011 Can anyone give me some idea of what present I can buy for her. I'm afraid money is very tight so something in the range of a 100 Baht is my limit.Do you think she would be offended if I were to buy her a pair of knickers with a flashing seasonal santa clause, I saw for sale on the market. With your budget, it would not be a pair - maybe one but the battery of the flashing thingy would be torn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted October 15, 2011 Report Share Posted October 15, 2011 And finally I got the impression you are pulling our legs! In this case - well done! If not - follow my suggestions! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaibeachlovers Posted October 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 Ok you got me. That was my humorous side coming out. No really my funds only extend to a monthly pension i receive from the UK. I worked it out if I can save a 100 baht a week by perhaps cutting down on luxury items such as pot noodles and vegemite I should be able to spoil her with a new Rolex watch i have seen on sale, very cheap on The Sukhumvit Rd in Bangkok. kaunitz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Querida Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 Fanny Pads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 I worked it out if I can save a 100 baht a week by perhaps cutting down on luxury items such as pot noodles and vegemite I should be able to spoil her with a new Rolex watch i have seen on sale, very cheap on The Sukhumvit Rd in Bangkok. One of those nearly original ones? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 Get her two som tums and a roll of toilet paper to show her you care about her future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 Fanny Pads like .... WTF !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 Don't worry about spending a lot of money... I'll be giving your girlfriend everything she wants for Christmas. Please don't thank me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 Fanny Pads good idea .... guess what U r getting for christmas !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 Fanny Pads and valentines day and ur birthday !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 and valentines day and ur birthday !!! So what will the fanny pad get her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 So what will the fanny pad get her? u tell me !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 Is the fanny pad like a cheap version of the ipad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 Is the fanny pad like a cheap version of the ipad? Yep, as it is less than 100 Baht Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarangFarang Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 On that budget the only thing you'll be giving her for Christmas is disappointment. A nice, healthy dose of disappointment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 On that budget the only thing you'll be giving her for Christmas is disappointment. A nice, healthy dose of disappointment. and a very big one as disappointment is cheap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy Posted October 17, 2011 Report Share Posted October 17, 2011 Well there's always the get out clause that she most likely doesn't celebrate Christmas and therefore if you don't mention it, Christmas will roll by unnoticed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarangFarang Posted October 17, 2011 Report Share Posted October 17, 2011 Well there's always the get out clause that she most likely doesn't celebrate Christmas and therefore if you don't mention it, Christmas will roll by unnoticed. Not likely. Hard to miss Christmas if you live in Bangkok. Here's an idea. Print up some fake ownership deed for a star in the sky and tell her you bought her the star. :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted October 17, 2011 Report Share Posted October 17, 2011 Not likely. Hard to miss Christmas if you live in Bangkok.Here's an idea. Print up some fake ownership deed for a star in the sky and tell her you bought her the star. :-) I knew there was a genius in you somewhere! lol...Fucking awesome."2,000 baht long time? How about the deed for A FUCKING STAR??" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arunee Posted October 17, 2011 Report Share Posted October 17, 2011 You can make a postcard and write about it as well. This should be enough. But you have to do it yourself (hand make). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy Posted October 17, 2011 Report Share Posted October 17, 2011 Not likely. Hard to miss Christmas if you live in Bangkok Its easy as long as she doesn't leave the kitchen.Another idea, just change the dates. When she says "when's Christmas?" say "December25th" and on the 25th she will say "merry Christmas" then say "huh? That was last week"Problem solved.Or buy Viagra for 100Baht and say it's a gift for both of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted October 17, 2011 Report Share Posted October 17, 2011 Its easy as long as she doesn't leave the kitchen.Another idea, just change the dates. When she says "when's Christmas?" say "December25th" and on the 25th she will say "merry Christmas" then say "huh? That was last week" Problem solved. Or buy Viagra for 100Baht and say it's a gift for both of us. Yep...put the gel in your mouth and take a dive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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