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Need an idea for a Christmas present for a Thai girl

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Its easy as long as she doesn't leave the kitchen.

Another idea, just change the dates. When she says "when's Christmas?" say "December25th" and on the 25th she will say "merry Christmas" then say "huh? That was last week"

Problem solved.

Or buy Viagra for 100Baht and say it's a gift for both of us.

Real viagra is around 500 baht, please don't ask how i know.

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How about Admin sell her a premium membership at TF for 100 bahts. than she can find nice english teacher here with a real budget.

After the floods, I think 100 baht is the going rate for walk-in customers!

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Not likely. Hard to miss Christmas if you live in Bangkok.

Here's an idea. Print up some fake ownership deed for a star in the sky and tell her you bought her the star. :-)


hope Ces isn't reading this ...



if she is ... u've just spoilt her surprise christmas present !!!

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And when you're ready to break up, toss the mirror in the pool and your problems are over when she jumps in the pool to stare at her reflection at the bottom.


Phase 1 is nice, neat and easy. But how about Phase 2 - getting rid of the body???

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Easy; forget the 10,000 baht and keep the croc in the pool

Which means one would need two pools because because of her, nobody would deprive himself of a nice swim!

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Depends on what you do with the croc. If you can park it in neighbor's pool (another problem solved - cheers Nicky!), then it's two girls and one pool.

Too much work, too complicated. Just hit him with a stick then pay kr.3000 to the police, the problem solved. ;)

Speaking of Chirstmas present for Thai girl, buy her some lotto. If she won the first prize, marry her.

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Speaking of Chirstmas present for Thai girl, buy her some lotto. If she won the first prize, marry her.

You think she'll be around long enough to even ask her to marry you? LOL

What's that joke, a guy busts through the front door screaming, "Darling, you're not going to believe this, I just won the lottery! Pack your bags!" The wife responds "Oh my god, I can't believe it. Should I pack for warm weather or cold?" The husband says, "I don't care if you pack for warm or cold. Just get your shit out of here."

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