Stramash Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 Life's a ***** when... You fart during dinner and the smell is so reprehensible you need to go and eat in the kitchen... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarangFarang Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 Life's a bitch when...You fart during dinner and the smell is so reprehensible you need to go and eat in the kitchen... No, life is a bitch when you fart during dinner and realize it smells better than what you're eating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 No, life is a ***** when you fart during dinner and realize it smells better than what you're eating. noooo, the fart you're smelling, smelling like the ***** you're eating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted January 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 noooo, the fart you're smelling, smelling like the ***** you're eating FINALLY!!!!!!!!!! After 4 years of being a member, Danno finally made a funny!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted January 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 (oh and the idea is to post your own 'life's a *****...') Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 (oh and the idea is to post your own 'life's a *****...') Finally we don't have to read Iain's mind (small as it may be) !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted January 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 Finally we don't have to read Iain's mind (small as it may be) !!!! Now you let yourself down there. You actually manage to make a witty remark then follow it up with a rather dull and predictable riposte. Even Kaunitz would be more imaginative... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 working, midafternoon, need a nap (the excuses flow) :oops: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 Life's a bitch and then you die...That's why we get high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 No, life is a ***** when you fart during dinner and realize it smells better than what you're eating. Something that always happens at McDonald's... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 Life's a bitch when you sleep in a weird position and you have a pinched nerve feeling in your neck all day/night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simply_oriental Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 I love all of you (******* ) Life is a ***** when a ***** of some ***** eat some ***** (food) with some one else ***** (don't ask me later ..thanks !) kaunitz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirakira Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 Life is a ***** now i'm opening this topic while i'm eating my snack and iced malt, reading the first ***** and imagine... >< well... kidding hmm Life is a ***** when i'm on duty at school on weekends and then director called me to bring his keys to him when he arrive at the airport,but the key holder who should be at school go to another city, said he left the key in director's office, but the office that shouldn't be locked..was locked and the one who have the room's key went to the same city to the first one. >< I was the one who answered the called and then director's phone's disconnected during the flight to school.... guess how i solved this puzzle?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 Life's a ***** when after 7 years, a girl decides that she no longer thinks of you as 'her brother' and wants to sit on your gigglestick... but is surprised to find her period came early and you should 'just cuddle'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattBangkok Posted February 16, 2012 Report Share Posted February 16, 2012 Life's a ***** when...You fart during dinner and the smell is so reprehensible you need to go and eat in the kitchen... Correction: Lifes a *****....when you are the fart eating dinner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted February 16, 2012 Report Share Posted February 16, 2012 Correction: Lifes a bitch....when you are the fart eating dinner! lol...I like this one. I think we'll keep him. :twisted: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattBangkok Posted February 16, 2012 Report Share Posted February 16, 2012 lol...I like this one. I think we'll keep him. :twisted: Narak mak mak joob joob fun dee khrab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted February 16, 2012 Report Share Posted February 16, 2012 Life is a ***** now i'm opening this topic while i'm eating my snack and iced malt, reading the first ***** and imagine... ><well... kidding hmm Life is a ***** when i'm on duty at school on weekends and then director called me to bring his keys to him when he arrive at the airport,but the key holder who should be at school go to another city, said he left the key in director's office, but the office that shouldn't be locked..was locked and the one who have the room's key went to the same city to the first one. >< I was the one who answered the called and then director's phone's disconnected during the flight to school.... guess how i solved this puzzle?? Had a beer? (or two) ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted February 16, 2012 Report Share Posted February 16, 2012 oooahhh Rob ---- he is all yours it looks like! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted February 16, 2012 Report Share Posted February 16, 2012 Life's a bitch when after 7 years, a girl decides that she no longer thinks of you as 'her brother' and wants to sit on your gigglestick... but is surprised to find her period came early and you should 'just cuddle'. Judging from your pic it looks like she sat on your face instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitelotus Posted June 25, 2012 Report Share Posted June 25, 2012 life's a ***** when u crush on a bastard but can't get over him and move on :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Posted June 25, 2012 Report Share Posted June 25, 2012 Life's a bitch, so I'm banning everyone including Japamerican. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomaswd Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 "Life's a *****" Then you marry one, buy the ***** a house, give the ***** plenty of money, then divorce the ***** and finally die... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitelotus Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 "Life's a *****"Then you marry one, buy the ***** a house, give the ***** plenty of money, then divorce the ***** and finally die... lol interesting thought Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olympos Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 "Life's a *****"Then you marry one, buy the ***** a house, give the ***** plenty of money, then divorce the ***** and finally die... It's a standard story made in Thailand. You ever read stickman's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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