FarangFarang Posted June 28, 2012 Report Share Posted June 28, 2012 Heard any bad jokes? What do you call a duck on drugs? A Quack-head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 28, 2012 Report Share Posted June 28, 2012 What do people from Ohio and yeast have in common? They're both in-bread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 28, 2012 Report Share Posted June 28, 2012 My wife was reading that 50 Shades of Grey in bed last night and I could tell she was turned on because she suddenly put the book down and started licking her lips. The benefits of being a gymnast I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted June 28, 2012 Report Share Posted June 28, 2012 What do people from Ohio and yeast have in common?They're both in-bread. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=897jlnmTYqE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarangFarang Posted June 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 What did the cannibal do after he dumped his gf? He wiped his butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKYWARRIOR Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself...'I’m going to take that.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKYWARRIOR Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 I'd just come out of the shop with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said 'I've not eaten for two days.' I told him, 'I wish I had your will power.' A fat girl served me in McDonald's at lunch time. She said 'sorry about the wait.' I said, 'Don't worry, you'll find a way to lose it eventually ' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarangFarang Posted June 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 I hope that if I ever become really, really rich, that I remember to treat those less fortunate with respect and dignity . . . unlike how I treat them today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 From the Kaunitz vault of gems: Brother and sister are having sex with each other and after finishing, the girl says: "Wooow, you are far better in bed than daddy!" And the boy replies: "Yep, that's exactly what mum is always saying, too!" She: Have you seen my broom anywhere?He: Why, are you going somewhere? The teacher enters class and all the pupils are sitting nicely at their desks and noone is talking. So the teacher asks: "What happened? I've never seen this class that silent and neat before!" - So one pupil answers: "You recently said that you would drop dead immediately once we are not naughty!" Little Johnny failed in school and has ro repeat class. his mother is going to see the teacher to discuss the issue."How can it be that Johnny didn't pass the tests as his father is so intelligent?" she asks. The teacher answers: "Maybe the father is intelligent but boys often come after their mothers!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomaswd Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Why don't blonde women breast feed their babies? Because it hurts too much when they boil their nipples ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olympos Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Why do women have two sets of lips ? - One to argue and one to apologise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nid2012 Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Why do women have two sets of lips ? - One to argue and one to apologise.[/quote because she is thinking of you all the time. lucky you are! ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olympos Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Why do women have two sets of lips ? - One to argue and one to apologise. because she is thinking of you all the time. lucky you are! ;-) Yes i know, WL is thinking about me all the time!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nid2012 Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Yes i know, WL is thinking about me all the time!!! So what a problem...just speak with her. Its a good thing that means she wants to keep relation and want to be loved from you. difficult? do you want to be loved? ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olympos Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 So what a problem...just speak with her. Its a good thing that means she wants to keep relation and want to be loved from you. difficult? do you want to be loved? ;-) Indeed, you know really some bad jokes!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarangFarang Posted June 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 So what a problem...just speak with her. Its a good thing that means she wants to keep relation and want to be loved from you. difficult? do you want to be loved? ;-) [ATTACH=CONFIG]119113[/ATTACH] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nid2012 Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Indeed, you know really some bad jokes!!! HAHAHAHAHA okkkkkkkk ciao ciao LOL:oops::oops: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomaswd Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Q) What do you call an intelligent female blonde? A) A Golden Retriever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olympos Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 I was sitting opposite a really hot Thai girl on the BTS this morning. I thought to myself, "Please don't get an erection, Please don't get an erection." But she did. :oops::oops::oops: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomaswd Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 I was sitting opposite a really hot Thai girl on the BTS this morning.I thought to myself, "Please don't get an erection, Please don't get an erection." But she did. :oops::oops::oops: 55555 ... too funny ... 55555 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomaswd Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Q) How fast can one travel while having sex? A) Only 68 km/hr because if one goes any faster, they will end up blowing a rod ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Q) How fast can one travel while having sex?A) Only 68 km/hr because if one goes any faster, they will end up blowing a rod ... FFS .... will somebody please please hide Thomas's ******* computer !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 [TABLE=width: 100%] [TR] [TD]Following their abysmal performance, the England Team have got together and made a film instead. It's called "The Roonies" - it's about 11 friends who end up crawling pathetically out of a tunnel led by a quite spectacular retard up front[/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 [TABLE=width: 100%] [TR] [TD]Add chicken in front of any Italian players surname and it sounds like a great dish.. Chicken Balotelli, chicken Nocerino, Chicken Pirlo...[/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 [TABLE=width: 100%][TR] [TD]Add chicken in front of any Italian players surname and it sounds like a great dish.. Chicken Balotelli, chicken Nocerino, Chicken Pirlo...[/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] This one really gets the award of "worst joke ever"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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