Stramash Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 This one really gets the award of "worst joke ever"! Well since it comes from the "least funny man ever", it proves that it is a great joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olympos Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 [TABLE=width: 100%][TR] [TD]Add chicken in front of any Italian players surname and it sounds like a great dish.. Chicken Balotelli, chicken Nocerino, Chicken Pirlo...[/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted July 11, 2012 Report Share Posted July 11, 2012 (edited) Last summer I was on holiday with my wife in Vegas. On our last night we were having cocktails in the hotel bar when I realised that a rather dapper businessman kept looking over and staring at my wife. At first I didn't think anything of it, but when she excused herself to go to the toilet, he stood up and walked over to me. "Excuse me for being so rude, but I couldn't help but look at your wife", he said, exuding confidence. "Tell me, are you aware of the film, Indecent Proposal?" "Well y-y-yes", I stammered, trying to mask the excitement in my voice, "Why, are you about to make some kind of offer for one night with my wife?" "No way!" He laughed. "I just wanted to tell you that she looks exactly like Robert Redford." Edited July 11, 2012 by Stramash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomaswd Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 Q) Why did the woman cross the road? A) It is not a matter of why a woman crossed the road; who in the hell gave her a pair of shoes and let her out of the kitchen in the first place? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 Q) Why did the woman cross the road?A) It is not a matter of why a woman crossed the road; who in the hell gave her a pair of shoes and let her out of the kitchen in the first place? well unfortunately for Ces to get my beer from the nearest 7/11 or Tesco Lotus she has to cross the road !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomaswd Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 well unfortunately for Ces to get my beer from the nearest 7/11 or Tesco Lotus she has to cross the road !!! Yeah and???...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomaswd Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 Q) How do you make a women have an orgasm? A) How cares – it’s all about ME!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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