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Less WTF but more of an interesting opinion:

Can Thais Laugh at Themselves?

Sort of a recap of the recent tizzy many people got themselves into over the CNNGo article on how to be a Bangkokonian.

I love the comment by the Indian guy who pointed out that it's not just Thais. According to him, all Asians have an aversion to foreigners poking fun of them:

In this regard..Farangs are way way cooler ...Asians can't handle a farang making a joke on us..we are not yet intellectually mature to digest this yet...

Oh, and the part that got lost on most of the people who were insulted by the CNNGo article, the author IS Thai.

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Brazil Jets' Shockwave Shatters Court Windows

Two air force jets flying low over Brazil's capital Brasilia have shattered the windows of the supreme court.

The incident was witnessed by those who had gathered to watch the flyby during a changing of the flag ceremony, which takes place every month.

Two Mirage 2000s were taking part in the display over the Plaza of the Three Branches when "a shockwave caused damage to the windows of some public agencies," the air force said in a brief statement.

Nearly all of the glass facade of the Brasilia's supreme court building was destroyed because of the vibrations.

City firefighters reported that some in the public were scared, but no one was hurt.

The air force said it was investigating and has offered to pay for the replacement windows.

VIDEO: http://news.sky.com/story/955454/brazil-jets-shockwave-shatters-court-windows

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Brazil Jets' Shockwave Shatters Court Windows

Two air force jets flying low over Brazil's capital Brasilia have shattered the windows of the supreme court.

The incident was witnessed by those who had gathered to watch the flyby during a changing of the flag ceremony, which takes place every month.

Two Mirage 2000s were taking part in the display over the Plaza of the Three Branches when "a shockwave caused damage to the windows of some public agencies," the air force said in a brief statement.

Nearly all of the glass facade of the Brasilia's supreme court building was destroyed because of the vibrations.

City firefighters reported that some in the public were scared, but no one was hurt.

The air force said it was investigating and has offered to pay for the replacement windows.

VIDEO: http://news.sky.com/story/955454/brazil-jets-shockwave-shatters-court-windows

Not really a WTF moment though my friend...

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[h=1]No jail for forking 'cheating' lover[/h]WINNIPEG -- A young Manitoba man who flew into a rage and jammed a fork into the rectum of his sleeping lover after catching him with his pants down in a bed full of other people won't see any jail time.

Instead, the 24-year-old has been granted a suspended sentence and will serve 18 months of supervised probation after pleading guilty to assault with a weapon, uttering threats and a handful of bail breaches.

The man was kicked out of his longtime lover's North End home early July 23, 2011 after showing up drunk and high to a party and becoming disruptive, Judge Wanda Garreck was told.

The gathering -- which went on into the daylight hours -- ended with many people passing out in various places of the house.

The victim told cops he fell asleep fully clothed on his crowded bed around 6 a.m. and briefly awoke a while later to find he and another person naked from the waist down amongst the others.

He went back to sleep.

He got a rude awakening about 10:30 a.m., however, when the accused returned and surveyed the bedroom scene, slapped his beau in the face and walked out. .

"Likely he attended to the kitchen because he comes back with a fork in his hand and immediately proceeded to the bed and forced it into (the victim's) rectum," the Crown told Garreck.

"I'm gonna kill you, you cheating son of a *****," a witness reported the attacker as saying.

The victim was taken to hospital for treatment, but didn't suffer any lasting injury, court heard.

At first the accused refused to admit wrongdoing, telling police: "But I didn't do nothing wrong. All I did was shove that f---ing thing up his a--."

Booze has been a problem in the man's life for some time, defence lawyer Manny Bhangu said.

"It's not a healthy relationship," he said.

The two plan to reconcile despite the attack, Garreck was told.

Garreck structured his probation order to include a condition that effectively banishes him from Winnipeg until he begins to undergo counselling.

He had no prior criminal record.

"reconcile after shoving a fork up one's ass = WTF

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[h=1]Talking urinal cakes urge customers not to drink and drive[/h]No, you're not so blotto that you're hearing voices. The toilet in a Michigan bar really is talking to you.

State police figured they'd hit guys right between the eyes with the message not to drink and drive on the Fourth of July holiday. This week, they unveiled talking urinal cakes that remind customers to call a cab or a friend and get home safely.

The cakes are printed with the words "Call a ride. Get home safe."

But for those who may be seeing double, the cakes also speak.

When a stream strikes the cake, a female voice says, "Listen up. That's right, I'm talking to you. Had a few drinks? Maybe a few too many? Then do yourself and everyone else a favour: Call a sober friend or a cab. Oh, and don't forget, wash your hands."

Federal funding paid for the urinal cakes to be distributed to around 200 bars in four Michigan counties.

"While this message isn't new, the method of delivery certainly is," said Michigan State Police spokesman Michael L. Prince in a statement. "Not only do we want to turn some heads and get people talking, we hope everyone takes the message to heart."

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like just WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF !!!!! ... some ppl do need their balls and dick removed fucking permanently !!!

Man (45) raped his elderly mum on Mother's Day

http://www.independent.ie/national-news/courts/man-45-raped-his-elderly-mum-on-mothers-day-3159172.html

How terrible is it that the Justice's name is Barry White on a case like this? lol

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[h=1]Demand for pizza, Paris Hilton leads to standoff[/h]A North Carolina man demanded pizza and Paris Hilton, but instead got a face full of pepper spray.

Authorities say 61-year-old Fredrick Denny barricaded himself inside his room at a Hampton Inn Saturday threatening to shoot at police.

According to officials, Denny caused a disturbance at the hotel earlier that morning.

Multiple agencies including the Regional SWAT Team responded and shut down the second floor of the hotel as officers tried to reason with Denny.

News Channel 36 said it learned his demands included pizza and to marry Paris Hilton.

After hours of negotiating, he was pepper sprayed and taken into custody.

Authorities say Denny has had several run-ins with SWAT Teams in other states. He was later taken to the hospital for a mental evaluation.

Who in there right mind would want to marry Paris Hilton = WTF

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An elderly California woman accused of trying to cut off her husband's penis during oral sex was ordered to stand trail on felony charges Friday.

After an hour-long preliminary hearing in Indio, Calif., a judge ruled there was enough evidence for 70-year-old Virginia Valdez to stand trial on one count each of spousal abuse and assault with a deadly weapon, John Hall, spokesman for the Riverside County District Attorney's Office, told The Huffington Post. Valdez is pleading not guilty to both charges.

On Dec. 3, in Palm Springs, Valdez was "massaging the intimate areas of the victim such as his testicles and inner thigh" when she told her husband that she was going to get up to brush her teeth, according to the arrest warrant. Instead, she grabbed a pair of scissors and cut her unsuspecting husband's penis and "disfigured the victim's gentiles."

"The victim got up in a panic and screamed in pain," the warrant reads. He went to the bathroom, retrieved some towels, applied direct pressure to his penis and drove himself to Desert Regional Medical Center. The husband, who was 62, also called 911 and said to the police, "Bitch tried to cut my dick off." He then received four stitches to his penis.

Officers arrested Valez, who walked out of the house willingly. Soon after, she was released on $100,000 bail and ordered to refrain from having any contact with her husband, CBS reported.

Valdez and her husband have been married for 30 years and share two children.

According to Hall, the victim has hired attorney Gloria Allred, who is famous for taking high-profile cases, particularly those defending the rights of women. Allred is also currently representing a former girlfriend of Rudy Eugene, the alleged Miami cannibal.

The motivation for Valdez's alleged attack is unclear. She has no other criminal record in Riverside County, and the defense has not filed any motions regarding her mental health, Hall told HuffPost. If convicted as charged, she will face nine years in prison.

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/06/virginia-valdez-elderly-woman-cut-husbands-penis-trial_n_1655306.html

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Girl wins RM50 at drinking game but loses life

Five male office workers who made a RM50 bet with a female colleague to drink a whole bottle of rice wine, causing her to die from blood poisoning, may now have to pay her family more than RM50,000 as compensation for her death and funeral expenses, as well as the emotional trauma suffered by her family.

The incident at Foshan City in China's Guangdong province happened in March, when a woman named Ah Yun was challenged by five of her male colleagues to swallow a bottle of rice wine with a 40% alcohol content.

Ah Yun, who joined the property firm in July last year, accepted their wager, gulped down the liquor and pocketed their 100 Yuan bet.

Several hours later, however, another staff saw her lying unconscious at her desk. Panicking when he couldn't wake her up, he called for his superior who informed Ah Yun's husband, and then they rushed her to the hospital, but doctors were unable to revive her.

Doctors said she died of alcohol intoxication, after finding extremely high levels of alcohol in her bloodstream. Anyone with a blood alcohol level of 0.30 to 0.39 would already be in danger, but her reading was at 0.50 which lead to her death.

Two of the five workmates responsible for the bet, including the guy who brought to rice wine to the office, each offered Ah Yun's family 5,000 Yuan (RM2,500) to cover all of her hospital bill. But her family has filed a civil suit against the five men and the company they work for.

Ah Yun's family are demanding 640,000 Yuan (RM320,000) to pay for her funeral expenses, as compensation for her dependants and for the anguish they suffered at her death.

Nanhai District People's Court has ordered the five men to fork over 110,000 Yuan (RM55,000) to Ah Yun's family and the company was told to hand over another 10,000 Yuan (RM5,000). The defendants are now appealing the verdict.

Source: Southern Daily

Published: 20th July 2012

But, it was $16.

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Rocker Pete Doherty asked to leave rehab in Thailand

(Reuters) - Rocker Pete Doherty, ex-frontman for British band Babyshambles and a close friend of the late Amy Winehouse, has been asked to leave a drug and alcohol rehabilitation center in Thailand because he was "not ready to stop using," the clinic said.

"Pete was discharged today for therapeutic reasons," Alastair Mordey, director of The Cabin Chiang Mai clinic, said in a statement issued on Wednesday.

Another dropout :-(

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