ling_dtua_khaao Posted March 3, 2006 Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 From a newspaper contest (The Washington Post?) which asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period. 2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an a**hole. 3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. 4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. 5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. 6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. [Note: this one is very popular at TF.] 7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. 8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. 9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. 10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness. 11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. 12. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. 13. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you. 14. Glibido: All talk and no action. 15. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. 16. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. 17. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out. 18. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating. --Ling P.S. Not sure how "arachnoleptic fit" actually qualified for the contest - from what is it a one letter change? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aphrodite Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. [Note: this one is very popular at TF.] a lot of us out there :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uarewotueat Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 Rectoplasm... Something that comes out of your bum which is so scary it makes you **** yourself! :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uarewotueat Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 that one is for goodghost :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uarewotueat Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 So if you are what you eat... what did you eat to become a purple, little creature? :wink: goodghosts :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uarewotueat Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 Aaarrggghh! Surely not!I know I'm tasty but hey!.. :roll: :wink: . Why not FB*'s? or W*ckedbird's? bruce is too hairy!... dont have an opinion about wb :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 Did I miss something??? only a few months welcome back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ling_dtua_khaao Posted March 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 Rectoplasm... Something that comes out of your bum which is so scary it makes you sh*t yourself! :twisted: Ever heard of santorum? --Ling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 Rectoplasm... Something that comes out of your bum which is so scary it makes you sh*t yourself! :twisted: Ever heard of santorum? --Ling always wondered where US senator rick's last name came from :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 Rectoplasm... Something that comes out of your bum which is so scary it makes you sh*t yourself! :twisted: Ever heard of santorum? --Ling Note to self: Do not click on Ling's links after a dinner that had hummus on the menu *runs off to puke* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khun_Sam Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 Ever heard of santorum? --Ling I reckon only people actively involved in the porn industry would have heard of this word. And now TF forumites too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ling_dtua_khaao Posted March 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2006 Ever heard of santorum? --Ling I reckon only people actively involved in the porn industry would have heard of this word. And now TF forumites too You would think so... especially given who brought up the topic here. But actually the word santorum has become fairly well-known among younger people in North America's larger cities, thanks to media coverage of the efforts to promote the word. People actually use it for humourous effect. It began as a campaign to name something particularly vile after right-wing anti-gay Senator Rick Santorum, and the campaign has succeeded in making his name associated with that substance, and making him something of a laughing stock. --Ling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted March 10, 2006 Report Share Posted March 10, 2006 It began as a campaign to name something particularly vile after right-wing anti-gay Senator Rick Santorum, and the campaign has succeeded in making his name associated with that substance, and making him something of a laughing stock. couldnt happen to a nicer guy. the word fits him like a tailored suit. i also like what senator bob kerrey allegedly said " santorum is latin for a**hole." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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