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joeska the first truly great poet of the 21st century has passed through our ranks, with barely a whimper of appreciation from the great unwashed.

joeska's literary revolution is a wave that hasn't broken yet in the rest of the world.

we may not have his depth of understanding of this whole human trajesty, but having witnessed his technique and copied it--i mean, been INFLUENCED by it, we can apply our own medicre talents using his methods and ride on his coattails to become minor historical figures in the first great literary movement of the 21st century:

babelfish poetry.

here's how it's done. either write something in english, or steal it-- errr, i mean *appropriate* a text. it doesn't need to be a poem. it will be come art when you joeska it.

use babelfish to translate it into german, here's the link: babelfish

use babelfish again to translate it back to english.

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here's a demo.

i'm going to do something risky here, and joeska-ize a poem by a great twentieth century poet, the shithouse poet. here's the original. BEFORE:

on this toilet seat i sit

trying hard to take a sh*t

reading stuff on all these walls

while sneaky crabs invade my balls

psssssst you have to do AFTER when making BEFORE and AFTER scenarios

on this toilet seat I sit strongly try, sh*t read material on all these walls to take, while sneaky crabs penetrate my balls

patience, rogue! who decided this project needed a producer??

here's a what-if scenario: joeska-chan-ized (through japanese)

While with this flight seat the mean crab pierces my sphere in these walls,

am at everything which was read every わ the material I make attempt sit down strongly in order to carry

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before:

here i sit broken hearted

paid my dime

and only farted

german:

hier sitze ich defektes hearted

zahlte meinen Groschen

und farted nur

after:

here I sit defective hearted

paid my groschens

and farted only

lol...that's funnier than i thought it would be....

had to google "groschens"

(gro'-shen), Germ. A popular name for various coins of small denomination, especially the half-kopeck.

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and from the well known Coldplay track "Repair You"

if you try your best, but you do not follow,

if you receive, which you wish, but not which you need, if you believe,

therefore fatigued however you not sleep

cannot clung in reverse

Light you lead house

and your bones and me to ignite

tried to repair you

:twisted:

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This is all a bit gothatician for me....waiter...another tequila....and a TF dictionary...and a non farting toilet....without any crabs....and mind ur balls please....

joeska-ized, becomes great art:

This is everything a point, those for me...... another tequila.... a TF dictionary...

gothatician is more. waiter and one farting toilet... does not. without all possible....

Balls ur understanding of the crabs... please...

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**** you

My last words to joeska and the german media with their lovely documentary about patpong and bar-girls...

by: Hous Bin Pharteen

****

you,

you ****,

you.

**** you.

You ****

You

****

****

You..

you **** you.

You ****.

**** you.

into german

Bumsen

Sie,

Sie bumsen,

Sie.

Du Arschloch.

Sie

Du Arschloch

bumsen

Du Arschloch.

Sie

Du Arschloch.

Sie bumsen

Du Arschloch.

back to english

Bumsen

you,

you bumsen,

they

you a**hole.

They

you a**hole

bumsen

you a**hole.

It

you a**hole.

They bumsen

you a**hole

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f*ck you

My last words to joeska and the german media with their lovely documentary about patpong and bar-girls...

by: Hous Bin Pharteen

f*ck

you,

you f*ck,

you.

f*ck you.

You f*ck

You

f*ck

f*ck

You..

you f*ck you.

You f*ck.

f*ck you.

into german

Bumsen

Sie,

Sie bumsen,

Sie.

Du Arschloch.

Sie

Du Arschloch

bumsen

Du Arschloch.

Sie

Du Arschloch.

Sie bumsen

Du Arschloch.

back to english

Bumsen

you,

you bumsen,

they

you a**hole.

They

you a**hole

bumsen

you a**hole.

It

you a**hole.

They bumsen

you a**hole

it's beautiful...

balls your understanding of crabs... please...

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f*ck you

My last words to joeska and the german media with their lovely documentary about patpong and bar-girls...

by: Hous Bin Pharteen

f*ck

you,

you f*ck,

you.

f*ck you.

You f*ck

You

f*ck

f*ck

You..

you f*ck you.

You f*ck.

f*ck you.

into german

Bumsen

Sie,

Sie bumsen,

Sie.

Du Arschloch.

Sie

Du Arschloch

bumsen

Du Arschloch.

Sie

Du Arschloch.

Sie bumsen

Du Arschloch.

back to english

Bumsen

you,

you bumsen,

they

you a**hole.

They

you a**hole

bumsen

you a**hole.

It

you a**hole.

They bumsen

you a**hole

art ... don't u just love it !!

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f*ck you

My last words to joeska and the german media with their lovely documentary about patpong and bar-girls...

by: Hous Bin Pharteen

f*ck

you,

you f*ck,

you.

f*ck you.

You f*ck

You

f*ck

f*ck

You..

you f*ck you.

You f*ck.

f*ck you.

into german

Bumsen

Sie,

Sie bumsen,

Sie.

Du Arschloch.

Sie

Du Arschloch

bumsen

Du Arschloch.

Sie

Du Arschloch.

Sie bumsen

Du Arschloch.

back to english

Bumsen

you,

you bumsen,

they

you a**hole.

They

you a**hole

bumsen

you a**hole.

It

you a**hole.

They bumsen

you a**hole

art ... don't u just love it !!

yes... balls your understanding of crabs... please.

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Just want to pull this wonderful thread up again...

Fat Cat

by Sookm Aidik

the fat cat

spat

he did at that

that fat cat

german

die fette Katze

spuckte

ihn tat an der,

die fette Katze

english

the fat cat

spat

it did at that,

the fat cat

My Dog Ate My Homework

by Swoll Owry Ting

My dog does my homework

At home every night.

He answers each question

And gets them all right.

There?s only one problem

With homework done by Rover.

I can?t turn in work,

That?s been slobbered all over.

german

Mein Hund tut meine Heimarbeit

zu Hause jede Nacht.

Er beantwortet jede Frage

und erhael sie ganz recht.

Es gibt nur ein Problem

mit der Heimarbeit, die von Vagabund erfolgt ist.

Ich kann nicht in Arbeit,

die mich drehen werde gewesen slobbered ganz rueber.

english

My dog does my home working

at home each night.

It answers each question

and receives it completely quite.

There is only one problem

with the home working, which took place from vagabond.

cannot do in work,

me will been more rueber turn slobbered completely.

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elton john - candle in the wind

Good-bye Norma Jean,

although I never could do you at all

you, had the beauty, to itself,

while around you they crept from the carpenter work

and they crept to hold whispered into your brain,

which they adjusted you to the Tretmuehle

and them you left to your name to change

no, he never could do her at all. he's gay. :shock: :shock:

... and she's dead. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

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elton john - candle in the wind

Good-bye Norma Jean,

although I never could do you at all

no, he never could do her at all. he's gay. :shock: :shock:

... and she's dead. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

and since when has being dead been a problem ?? in fact it means they can't run away !!!

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elton john - candle in the wind

Good-bye Norma Jean,

although I never could do you at all

no, he never could do her at all. he's gay. :shock: :shock:

... and she's dead. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

and since when has being dead been a problem ?? in fact it means they can't run away !!!

keep in mind the 'ashes to ashes, dust to dust' business, time passes, next thing you know there's nowhere to um... put it.

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