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When is the best time for sex?

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Hello

This is my first post here and I want to ask

when is the best time to have sex ? :shock:

Personally I proffer any time :twisted: but I can make an exception :wink:

:lol: :idea: :?:

My favorite time is that moment when I realize that I will never die.

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Tsk. Amateur. If you're using artificial lube maybe. But those first 5 minutes, you can still get the natural juices flowing...

I call a truce as we were obviously talking about different holes.

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For men: Generally, once your d*ck is hard, otherwise it won't work.....

For ladies: Generally, once your p*ssy is wet, otherwise there might be troubles...

All the above not necessarily do refer to time and/or location!

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No need for either. I understand fully.

I doubt that. You didn't read my book yet.

Who do you think taught your wife that new trick? ;-)

Not you, for sure (It was me, if that helps you!). Why? Very easy:

1) You do not know my wife

2) If you would meet my wife, she would run away screaming in horror after 30 seconds latest.

3) You haven't read my book.

So in order to offer you my good services, I would sell you my book for only $1,19 - including the extra drawings that would be so essential for you!

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Early in the morning before she wakes up and starts asking awkward questions...

eg

"Who are you and how did you get in here?"

That's actually my favorite part. I love the suspense. What are they gonna ask me? How will they react? Are these good running shoes?

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