bah_eddie Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 finidng new things that bother's everyone my god who thought it was so easy with a cap button, ok I will holster my weapon of mass destruction for now :twisted: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJTX Posted June 22, 2005 Report Share Posted June 22, 2005 "Father, how am I going to tell my husband that I am still a virgin?" "My child, you have been a married woman for many years. You have had three husbands! Surely that cannot be." "Well, father, my first husband was a psychologist, and all he wanted to do was talk, and the next one was in construction and he always said he'd get to it tomorrow. The last one was a gynecologist and all he did was look. But this time, father, I'm marrying a lawyer and I'm sure I'm going to get screwed." Or was this a lawyer joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJTX Posted July 4, 2005 Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 OK, now I've seen it all (almost). An article on MSN and the Discover Channel reports that doctors are now pushing a procedure called a hymenoplasty. Basically, it restores the hymen. Some women are getting it believing it will make them a virgin again :roll: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyVin Posted July 4, 2005 Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 is there a virgin boy around? :oops: Just do me :twisted: virgin + virgin = :?: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James_Malaysia Posted July 4, 2005 Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 is there a virgin boy around? :oops: Just do me :twisted: virgin + virgin = :?: of coz! why not! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khun_Sam Posted July 5, 2005 Report Share Posted July 5, 2005 is there a virgin boy around? :oops: Just do me :twisted: virgin + virgin = :?: virgin + virgin (before) = virign + virgin (after) coz they won't have a clue what to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LIEBE Posted July 5, 2005 Report Share Posted July 5, 2005 is there a virgin boy around? :oops: Just do me :twisted: virgin + virgin = :?: virgin + virgin (before) = virign + virgin (after) ...I might agree with!!virgin + virgin = pure >> dont strange if guy is virgin boy I'm very pure now and later!! 8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted July 5, 2005 Report Share Posted July 5, 2005 virgin + virgin (before) = virign + virgin (after) coz they won't have a clue what to do. it isn't really that difficult to figure out what to do ......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khun_Sam Posted July 5, 2005 Report Share Posted July 5, 2005 virgin + virgin (before) = virign + virgin (after) coz they won't have a clue what to do. it isn't really that difficult to figure out what to do ......... Um, I think Khun_Sam knows that really... Thank you internet porn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyVin Posted July 5, 2005 Report Share Posted July 5, 2005 is there a virgin boy around? :oops: Just do me :twisted: virgin + virgin = :?: virgin + virgin (before) = virign + virgin (after) coz they won't have a clue what to do. May I borrow your porn movie as a guidance? :roll: oh not the kinky one :oops: how would it feel in the leather suit?? :oops: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risey Posted July 6, 2005 Report Share Posted July 6, 2005 (edited) Removed by Risey Edited September 22, 2011 by Risey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helicopter Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 A good catholic boy told me he had never had a virgin but a few vergers had had him! (All in the best possible taste) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cerberus1264 Posted July 11, 2005 Report Share Posted July 11, 2005 :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Yes.......I would have sex with a " Virgin "......But only once...He He ....Has anybody seen where I put my Hymen.......?????? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OIC Posted July 11, 2005 Report Share Posted July 11, 2005 Right away if he can prove hes still virgin!! :roll: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted July 11, 2005 Report Share Posted July 11, 2005 Right away if he can prove hes still virgin!! :roll: i'm a virgin and i can prove it !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkexpat Posted July 11, 2005 Report Share Posted July 11, 2005 wow, i can't believe this post is still making rounds on the webpage. i posted this like 5 months ago..... anyway all you beuatiful people, i'm back in canada, but i need a date for when i get back in a month. send applications to: [email protected] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle Posted July 12, 2005 Report Share Posted July 12, 2005 if she says please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OIC Posted July 12, 2005 Report Share Posted July 12, 2005 Right away if he can prove hes still virgin!! :roll: i'm a virgin and i can prove it !! HAH!!!! let me know when your ready to prove it, am waitin'!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 Right away if he can prove hes still virgin!! :roll: i'm a virgin and i can prove it !! HAH!!!! let me know when your ready to prove it, am waitin'!!!! it is an extremely tricky and delicate procedure to prove my virginity to U. it needs to be carried out in the privacy of my condo (or urs if u prefer) while u r totally naked ........ u still waiting ???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nirvana Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 I lost mine when i was 12 with a girl in the same age can not even remeber how it was so it would be fun to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigCat Posted July 31, 2005 Report Share Posted July 31, 2005 I've broken a few horses in me time.....yeee haaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_f0xyl3ab3 Posted July 31, 2005 Report Share Posted July 31, 2005 I'm a virgin but i dont think i'll be too naive to not know what to do if i appear to have my first time with a virgin boy. Well..it would be pretty annoying if he is...and less fun. But c'mon...there are medias...porns...magazines...we can learn from it. ...wont be too bad i guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted July 31, 2005 Report Share Posted July 31, 2005 i most definitely DO NOT recommend learning about sex from porn. it has nothing to do with real sex. it is staged for being watched. there are, however, lots of books on the subject. if i may be bold and cheeky, the best thing a woman can do is learn about her body--most asian women are grossed out by masturbation it seems, but it actually may help you learn what your body responds to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_f0xyl3ab3 Posted July 31, 2005 Report Share Posted July 31, 2005 i dont like made-up porns. I like ones that were taped by lovers or that the sex doers didnt know they're being taped ... the spy cam one lol. i hate the ones girls wear fancy outfit...kinda too much of a fantasy :? Or the one with music on... :? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted July 31, 2005 Report Share Posted July 31, 2005 i dont like made-up porns. I like ones that were taped by lovers or that the sex doers didnt know they're being taped ... the spy cam one lol. i hate the ones girls wear fancy outfit...kinda too much of a fantasy :? Or the one with music on... :? only problem with spy-cam ones is that the lovers might not like it if htey knew they were being sold as porn most of those they actually know though. they set all that up because last few years ppl like stuff that looks more like real sex. if they filmed something and didnt have releases from the porn actors they would be potentially in big legal trouble, most likely including criminal charges. agree that it is better if they dont LOOK like they know they're being filmed. not a big fan of porn though. it all looks fake to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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