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Things not to do when you are drunk...


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I just talked to my friend and he told me a funny story..

he said he got this text message this morning from the girl that he just broke up with...(umm last week...maybe...)

the text message read "Is that supposed to be some sort of I'm drinking and depressed and may die?".

He did not know what the heck she talked about so he gave her a ring and asked what she meant.

She said that he sent her a text message last night that said "I miss you, and I love you...No one else can love you like I did"........ .... :

At first he said what what what what and then 25 more what's...:lol

So I gave him an award "President of the Terds 2006 till Death"...

he rocks!!! :wink:

well.. what are things that you shouldn't do when you are drunk :?:

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I have learnt not to....

1. puke on my friends top when im drunk...

2. wear a short skirt :lol:

3. crawl back home

4. plan to meet up with someone

5. ever go to Boss again :x

6. puke on taxi roof

7. break all glasses on table

many more... :roll: My friends probably give me better answers on this question 8)

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I have the habit of forgeting what was I doing and where am I when I'm drunk . So I'd end up left the person at the bar and get on a cab home alone .

Even they call me and ask me where I am half an hour later . I usually yell at them of being rude calling people at after hour ...

Actually there is nothing wrong of me leaving them ... I'd say don't call people when it's late at night while you were drunk .... :roll:

And as I also working in a bar/restaurant here in NY . I'd say don't ask to be kick out thinking it's a cool thing or start a fight with the staff especially the doorman and the security as they are all police and 4times bigger than you .

Why does drunk person always wanna fight ? Even they can't even walk sometime ... I usually tell my staff to dump them off the building ... Oh wait we are ont eh 20th flr .... Oppsie !!!

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hmmmmm.... why does it sound so familiar 2 me !?! :roll:

I have the habit of forgeting what was I doing and where am I when I'm drunk . So I'd end up left the person at the bar and get on a cab home alone .

Even they call me and ask me where I am half an hour later . I usually yell at them of being rude calling people at after hour ...

Actually there is nothing wrong of me leaving them ... I'd say don't call people when it's late at night while you were drunk .... :roll:

And as I also working in a bar/restaurant here in NY . I'd say don't ask to be kick out thinking it's a cool thing or start a fight with the staff especially the doorman and the security as they are all police and 4times bigger than you .

Why does drunk person always wanna fight ? Even they can't even walk sometime ... I usually tell my staff to dump them off the building ... Oh wait we are ont eh 20th flr .... Oppsie !!!

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Phoning people when drunk is always a bad idea. I've been on the end of a few of those "I'm calling you because I'm drunk, now let me hysterically tell you about my evening" calls and they're always a complete pain in the ass.

I learnt that being sick out of upstairs windows when your room is directly above your flat's balcony isn't a good idea, so I'll try and avoid that from now on. Sleeping with someone for the first time whilst drunk isn't a good idea either, especially if you end up being with that person for a while, as you may do things drunk you wouldn't sobre - and it comes out months later that she kinda liked that thing you did the first time and has been waiting for you to do it again the whole time.

Care to expand on this Cobra..? :D

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