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I had sex with your hot sister Because my mom told me to


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Pick the month you were born:

January- I murdered

February- I slapped

March- I had sex with

April- I looked at

May- I masturbated with

June- I slept with

July- I laughed at

August- I stabbed

September- I shot

October- I made love to

November- I wrestled

December- I crapped

Now pick the day of your birth

1. A prostitute

2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend

3. A Woman with HIV

4.A sexy Girl

5. Santa Clause

6. A playboy bunny

7. A married mom

8. My stuffed bunny

9. Your mom

10. The Easter Bunny

11. A football player

12. The devil

13. An asian

14. My teacher

15. The Rock

16. A DVD player

17. A porn Star

18. The phone

19. My computer

20. Your house

21. The tape measurer

22. The Lamp

23. The pope

24. Governor Swartenegar

25. Mr. Incredible

26. A transvestite

27. A pencil sharpener

28. Your hot sister

29. George Bush

30. A tape recorder

31. The printer

Now the THIRD letter of your LAST name

A- Because I like chocolate

B- Because I was bored

C- Because my pants were on too tight

D- Because Fruit cakes fly

E- Because my heart is two sizes too small

F- Because I didnt get any presents for Christmas

G- Because I like eggs

H- Because the world will end tomorrow

I- Because I slit my wrists

J- Because I dont have a bf/gf

K- Because I like football

L- Because I was high

M- Because I was drunk

N- Because my mom told me to

O- Because I am a homosexual

P- Because Im lonely

Q- Because my parents fight a lot

R- Because Im horny

S- Because I want to commit suicide

T- Because I hate school

U- Because I need to masturbate

V- Because I love slumber parties

W- Because it calms me

X- Because I like brownies

Y- Because I like to spoon

Z- Because I was drunk

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