STB Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 To determine if you're a straight- or safety razor type, please read the following: If you would rather wind your watch than stand in line at the drugstore for a new battery - You might be a straight razor guy If the yellow pages of your phone book are all worn out and dog-eared from calling in professionals for every household chore - You might be a safety razor guy. If the clock on your VCR has been blinking at you since 1978 - You might be a straight razor guy. If you get every minute of extra sleep you can, then jump up and rush through dressing for work - You might be a safety razor guy. If you like the idea that others think you are "just a bit different" - You might be a straight razor guy. If the thought of shaving your head (or whole body) has EVER entered your mind - You might be a safety razor guy. If you would truly rather eat at home than in a restaurant - You might be a straight razor guy. If your idea of a good time requires more than 2 people - You might be a safety razor guy. If you don't even hesitate when asked "Paper or Plastic?" - you might be a straight razor guy. If you can't pass by a mirror without looking into it - You might be a safety razor guy. If when you buy clothes they fit, are comfortable, and will still be in your wardrobe a year or two from now - You might be a straight razor guy. If You believe Henry Ford, Alexander Graham Bell, King Gillette, Bill Gates and Ron Popeil are American Heros - You are a "Quattro" safety razor guy! If you've taken the "Pepsi Challenge" and failed - You might be a straight razor guy. If you can name the top 5 bands on this week's pop music chart - You might be a safety razor guy. If you can name all 9 planets - You might be a straight razor guy; If you want to live on one of them - You might be a safety razor guy. If you've ever had a newspaper route, mowed lawns, or sold "Kool-Aid" - You might be a straight razor guy. If you can do the "New Math" - You might be a safety razor guy. If your idea of a Recreational Vehicle is an "Airstream Land Yacht" - you might be a straight razor guy. If you think of the "Fab Five" as the Last Word in style and taste - You might be a "Venus" safety razor guy. If given the choice you opt for a steak & baked potato over sushi or tofu - You might be a straight razor guy. If the last letter in the brand name of the car you drive is a vowel - You might be a safety razor guy. If you would rather grind and brew your own favorite coffee blend than pay Starbucks $4.00/cup to do it for you - You might be a straight razor guy. If your social life is suffering because you can't pull yourself away from the new Reality TV Shows - You might be a safety razor guy. If you prefer your music to come from a vinyl LP on a precision turntable rather than a CD on a boom box - You might be a straight razor guy. If your idea of multi-tasking is shaving in the shower - I certainly hope you're a safety razor guy. If you think "Snoop Dog" is a breed of bloodhound - You might be a straight razor guy. If your favorite cup of coffee has a name that includes: Latte', Grande', or anything ending in "ino" you might be a safety razor guy. If you knew that The Lone Ranger's mask was made from the fabric of the vest worn by his brother, a U.S. Ranger who was murdered by "the bad guys" - You might be a straight razor guy. If you've ever stood in line for days (or even hours) at Best Buy or Circuit City waiting for the release of "the new ____ video game system" - You might be a safety razor guy. If you've ever thrown your cell phone into a river, over a cliff or down a well - You might be a straight razor guy. If the newest car you own is over forty years old and it still looks and runs like it did the first day it rolled off the assembly line, you might be a straight razor guy. If your motorcycle whines like a snowblower on speed, you might be a safety razor guy. If you think flip-flops are a crucial part of your wardrobe and wouldn't hesitate to wear them in front of the President of the US, you might be a safety razor guy. If you spot a classic car in less than one second while driving down the interstate at 70 mph, the car is two miles away in an overgrown field, and you can not only name it regardless of make and model, you can tell your passenger everything about it in great detail, and yet you totally missed the barely-legal blonde in a bikini standing not but 5 feet off the road, you might be a straight razor guy. If your entire DVD collection is made up of 30's and 40's classics, John Wayne flicks, and W.W.II war movies, you might be a straight razor guy. If you tie you own bowties and make your own lather, you're a straight razor guy If you wear button suspenders with your blue jeans, you might be a straight razor guy If you use moustache wax, you are a straight razor guy. If you MAKE your own moustache wax, you're neither and probably prefer to shave with the flint arrowhead you just made! If you still open the door for a lady you're probably a straight razor guy. If you believe that the man always pays for the dinner or movie, you're probably a straight razor guy. If you address an officer of the law as "sir" you're probably a straight razor guy. If you address everyone as "Sir" or "Ma'am," regardless of their age, or station, you're a straight razor guy. If grammar and punctuation mean nothing to you, you might be a safety razor guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grezzzy_greer Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Conflicting messages...argh! I have no idea which I am supposed to be now.... What a list! Greer PS I notice you have to be American to fall within the requirements of the list, so I guess that lets me off.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willyk Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 WTF is this all about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannyboy Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 WTF is this all about? I second that statement..... :? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannyboy Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 I am a Gillette Mach 3 Turbo man though if that helps....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannyboy Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 I am a Gillette Mach 3 Turbo man though if that helps....... I also use Gillette series conditioning shaving gel ( with vitamin E ) to accompany my Mach 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannyboy Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 I am a Gillette Mach 3 Turbo man though if that helps....... I also use Gillette series conditioning shaving gel ( with vitamin E ) to accompany my Mach 3. Usually i shave between 4-6 times a week, depending on my " growth" and what engagements i have during that week......... Obviously when i am at the palace to have brunch with H.M Queen Elizabeth the Second i like to be clean shaven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Punisher Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 I like to trim around my meber and ball sack with the beard trimmer attachment on my electric shaver. Wouldn't dare put a blade anywhere near my delicates like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 I like to trim around my meber and ball sack with the beard trimmer attachment on my electric shaver. Wouldn't dare put a blade anywhere near my delicates like that. :shock: :shock: mental image No 118 i so did not f**king need and looks like Gile's "meber" is lacking somewhat !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownSugar Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 We've been stripping guys of their body-hair.. Maybe now it's time for the pendulum to swing the other way :roll: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 We've been stripping guys of their body-hair.. Maybe now it's time for the pendulum to swing the other way :roll: :shock: :shock: :shock: u've been doing what to guys ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownSugar Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 We've been stripping guys of their body-hair.. Maybe now it's time for the pendulum to swing the other way :roll: :shock: :shock: :shock: u've been doing what to guys ??? hmm ..you cracked me up.. anyway, where 's my poached egg.. :twisted: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHISKERS Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 If I shaved every day . . . I'd have to change my name!! :shock: :shock: :!: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aniMAL Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 [quote name="cherryberry ...but i like a hairy man...esp on his chest...sexy :oops: hairy is good...it keeps me warm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Sassy Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 I am.....just afraid.. if I submitted my vote, you would know my style, would you? :roll: dont want my secret to be revealed *sigh* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vacanti373 Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Conflicting messages...argh! I have no idea which I am supposed to be now....What a list! Greer PS I notice you have to be American to fall within the requirements of the list, so I guess that lets me off.... Very conflicting!!! Actually makes no sense at all! It is too long with too many choices that just don't work well with each other! (but good try anyway ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baboe Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 Do you seriously expect me to read all that?I don't shave my ass. Hope it helps. if you are lazy, i can help jaaa I currently have a big (painfull) pimple on my ass, would that be a problem? (can post a pic if you really want, but it's quite ugly...) ...but i like a hairy man...esp on his chest...sexy :oops: I think you and I should meet! btw : I still have a box of chocolates for you in my fridge here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babyoiy Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anenglishman Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 I once shaved my legs. Not to be recommended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
romeomustlive Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 i fully shaved once in my life(my head 4 times) (my beard every sunday)///was a experience(can swim faster heheeh) u can see in my pics it was on valentine in 2006...but prefer to be hairy,,warm me coz i m alone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 no :shock: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyphil247 Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 I shave my head when my face needs a shave , every 2-3 days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babyoiy Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 hairy monster... hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimmyTabasco Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 I have to use an electric shaver Sometimes I use a wet blade, but usually the kind with only one blade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deester Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 I am considering about to get it done permanently. For shaving gel. Gillette for women Satin Care Shave Gel - Wild Berry smells great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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