zeusbheld Posted December 8, 2007 Report Share Posted December 8, 2007 right! i can shag and watch football at the same time and STILL know which side is winning! I'd be surprised that YOU could score well then the universe is not only stranger than you imagine, but stranger than you *can* imagine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted December 8, 2007 Report Share Posted December 8, 2007 right! i can shag and watch football at the same time and STILL know which side is winning! I'd be surprised that YOU could score well then the universe is not only stranger than you imagine, but stranger than you *can* imagine. Shouldn't that be in quotes? probably but i don't remember who it comes from and i'm too lazy to google. let 'em sue me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaibel Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 There are ugly hookers around because there's also enough beer to make them look good. Easy! So, conclusion: drink enough beer and try to get rid of them before sunrise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bernt Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 Why are there so many ugly hookers in red light districts, and who actually uses their "services"?I mean, if I was going to pay for sex, I wouldn't be trying to pick out the girl who was 40+ with a blotchy face, overweight, and stretch marks....yet a suprising number of such hookers can be seen on a regular basis! Guys...get some standards! Come on Danny. Blind people also go holiday. The Thai's cheat Farangs on MP-players, watches, mobile phones, even Viagra is fake. So why not cheat someone who don't know that the hooker is ugly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaibel Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 There are ugly hookers around because there's also enough beer to make them look good. Easy! So, conclusion: drink enough beer and try to get rid of them before sunrise. Remark: girls can also use this phrase-structure by replacing: - 'drink beer' by 'eat' or something equally 'expensive' (that's for a girl) - 'sunset' by 'they can drop their pants' See, I read something of the above. hahahahaha .... rrrrrittte Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyk Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 And All I can say about it all is The Buffalo Girls go round the out side round the out side round the out side. Some men pay for sex with ugly persons cos they can, some fall in love with ugly persons cause they can, some even MARRY them, and scary even more , have children with them, all because they can. say la vee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.