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Which hand do you use to masturbate?


Which hand do you use to masturbate?  

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  1. 1. Which hand do you use to masturbate?

    • Left hand
    • Right hand
    • I alternate hands
    • This is Thailand, who needs to masturbate?


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...who's going to admit to being a wanker first then??

...surely the author should get the balls rolling.....:)

...I can see this thread potentially blocking the TF servers with an influx of male TF'ers eager to show their ambidexterity when it comes to flying solo.

.... I would...but....

....I don't masturbate....my mother told me if I did I would go blind.....

...mother is always right, "aren't you mother"

..(quickly dons the wig)..."Yes Norman....now be quiet!!"

..(removes wig)..."Thank you mother"

....79

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danny: i've read somewhere b4, that if you're a righty, and use your left hand.........it will feel more like someone else is wanking you.....and visa versa.. :roll: like your girlfriend, boyfriend, or whatever? :D:D:D

if that be the case......... :roll: will it feel different, if your gf uses her right hand or left? :P:P:P

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ciaran:

so now you're telling me that you know or can tell the differences from a guy's feelings and a female's feelings too?

i forgot that you think that you're such a smart arse, along with a few others on tf.......... :lol::lol::lol:

The next thing that you'll probably tell me is how it feels to be pregnant and what it's like to to give birth to a child? :roll: :roll: :roll:

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i find i can wank and shoo really quick with my right soooooo if ifeel like a horn machine i usually use my left as its a bit more difficult to use and is more like a bird doing it (as most chicks wank ***** like they are skining carrots)

i prefere to use some cream to lube it up but if i am in a public place i just spit on my palm and do it that way.

Hey guys!! how about your spurting habits???? i like to delay it as much as poss then let it fly like porn stars do

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I already got the ball rolling. I always use my left hand, though i'm right handed. Don't ask why, cuz i have no idea.

Oh and 99% of males and around 70% of females masturbate.

.....that sounds like a guestimation to me? ......who conducted the survey?

...God?.........obviously not 'Allah'....due to various reasons...(can I say that?.....I just did.)

...........So leaving the other religions in the mix.....doesn't make up 99% of the world.....

...what about the Amazonian tribes and the tree people of Borneo????

.....that sounds like a Cosmopolitan survey made to sell......I used to read Cosmopolitan when I was young whilst I was maste........sorry....."on"... the toilet.....

......I can tell a Cosmo survey when I hear one....

...someone told me it was illegal to masturbate in Bangkok.....should we be talking about this.........????????

...I'm going to attempt to change the topic....to be on the safe side...

..."Does anyone have a copy of the 2001 Cosmopolitan swimsuit review??"

........I can collect.....will negotiate a good price...

...scientific reasons

...79

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WTF?

This topic has to rate right alongside "Which hole do you prefer?" (Remember that loser?)

It ain't controversial, it ain't funny, it ain't sexy, it ain't interesting.

It's just pathetic sh*te posted with no more intention to inspire debate than the OPs interest in actually saying something worthwhile.

If I don't delete this by morning. I'll be extremely surprised.

(Unless someone can find a way to make this crap worthy of currently extremely cheap diskspace.)

..can we change it into........

...PiAnt's top 10 recommendations for a fruitful post......

...In the wake of this obvious uninspirational OP, and your mention of another....."which hole".....

....can you lay down your guidlines for those not in the know...so that this can be avoided in the future.....

...of course....taking into consideration new members who may also flirt with inanity...but that is a constant that cannot be avoided....

..but for this generation......our generation.......

........light the beacon........

1.) Caveman sexual humour.....not talking "toilet humour"...but "Primary school toilet humour". Should be outlawed. All it brings is a clear deterioration and half flushed comments that continue "ad infinitum"...

...'yes'...you say....'but George...you contributed to the thread'

.......which is exactly why I'm asking for this redemption....to right my wrongs.....

.......I have seen the error of my ways...and will leave my post as a mark to remind me......

...a mark of shame....

...I am confessionally countering my characteristically craterous confabulations

....I hope my mother isn't reading this..........

.....I know she's on here somewhere.........possibly 'BangkokWatcher' or 'My_son_is_George'......both have various "tells" that I'm evaluating

...79................

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2.)....No direct swearing or dissing of other members......there are ways to do the like but without being uncouth and resorting to....."you smell"...or "you're and arse".......subtlety is better and less offensive to people who are stupid....

3.) Change the record and let's go "cold turkey" on "Whores".........I feel like I'm sharig a taxi with an alzheimers patient.....at rush hour......"Did i tell you about the ***** I slept with?.....did I tell you about the ***** i slept with?......do you know what a ***** is?......why are whores whoring? would a whoring ***** ***** if she wanted to be a *****...............

4.) Silly self answering questions.........."What is there to do in Bangkok?"........"Is my girlfriend faking her orgasm?"....."Is my girlfriend called John a man?"..........."Is Bangkok fun?"......."Why are there so many women on TF?".......

5.) over the table flirting which uses up pages and takes me a long time to read......can be kept to PM's.......nuff said

...79

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Nothing wrong in the least with trying to make a stupid thread into something more worthy of your rapidly depleting lifetime mate, in fact in this case it's applaudable.

But wouldn't a "Which finger do you use to pick you nose with?" or a "Do you wash your hair on Tuesday and Wednesday?" or "What could be the most pathetic attempt at saying something be?" thread be equally as enlightening as this complete bolleaux?

It isn't intended to inspire, nor is it intended to contribute, nor to prefer any opinion.

It's just absolute shite.

Sorry mate, but it is.

Lighten up, hunnibun.

You are bitching about it cause there are no boobies picture here but a bunch of guys tellin' which hand they use to wank, right!?!

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Lighten up, hunnibun.

...You called me 'English_Muffin'...a while back........my mother used to call me 'muffin'......when i was a baby

.....there are various contractual oblications to calling me 'muffin'......

.....1.) Changing my nappies

2.) Suckling on your teat

3.) Spanking me when i'm naughty

...are you still standing by your moniker?

...spiralling.....slowly......down......

...79

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danny: i've read somewhere b4, that if you're a righty, and use your left hand.........it will feel more like someone else is wanking you.....and visa versa.. :roll: like your girlfriend, boyfriend, or whatever? :D:D:D

if that be the case......... :roll: will it feel different, if your gf uses her right hand or left? :P:P:P

This actually makes sense. I once read on the internet about some guy that used to masturbate by sticking his hand in the freezer beforehand so that his nerves would go numb, and then it would feel like someone else was giving him a handjob. Can't say i've ever tried this though.

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Nothing wrong in the least with trying to make a stupid thread into something more worthy of your rapidly depleting lifetime mate, in fact in this case it's applaudable.

But wouldn't a "Which finger do you use to pick you nose with?" or a "Do you wash your hair on Tuesday and Wednesday?" or "What could be the most pathetic attempt at saying something be?" thread be equally as enlightening as this complete bolleaux?

It isn't intended to inspire, nor is it intended to contribute, nor to prefer any opinion.

It's just absolute shite.

Sorry mate, but it is.

Lighten up, hunnibun.

You are bitching about it cause there are no boobies picture here but a bunch of guys tellin' which hand they use to wank, right!?!

Nope, left actually, but I refuse to be drawn into it.

Nice try.

Damn.

(I can rectify the lack of boobie pics in an instant.)

Amazing, we have something in common!

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\It's just pathetic sh*te posted with no more intention to inspire debate than the OPs interest in actually saying something worthwhile.

whereas, if someone posts a topic worthy of 'inspiring debate,' what happens:

a) theyr'e generally gonna take the most sensationalist, ill-informed angle on it.

B) some fucktard will 'refute' their comic book version of it

c) anyone with any small fraction of a brain left won't bother after the fucktards have shat all over it, unless they're like... you know... addicted.

d) it'll still go on for like ten to twenty pages, without anything interesting ever being said.

so given that, how bad a topic is this really?? at least something humorous *might* happen here. eventually. if we wait long enough.

bottom line: pantsuit is an old church-lady prude.

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