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Blokes pretending to be birds on TF.

Keep it coming, its hilarious

....There are definitely lot's of blokes who aren't trying to pretend to be women..................

......but sound like women........moaning about this, moaning about that.....

........sometimes I wonder if it's their mothers writing the posts whilst they sit to the side and say..."Him he's the one.....he's the one who spoilt my topic post..."

...79

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Blokes pretending to be birds on TF.

Keep it coming, its hilarious

....There are definitely lot's of blokes who aren't trying to pretend to be women..................

......but sound like women........moaning about this, moaning about that.....

........sometimes I wonder if it's their mothers writing the posts whilst they sit to the side and say..."Him he's the one.....he's the one who spoilt my topic post..."

...79

Hi mum !

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Blokes pretending to be birds on TF.

Keep it coming, its hilarious

....There are definitely lot's of blokes who aren't trying to pretend to be women..................

......but sound like women........moaning about this, moaning about that.....

........sometimes I wonder if it's their mothers writing the posts whilst they sit to the side and say..."Him he's the one.....he's the one who spoilt my topic post..."

...79

Talking about yourself again Georgey? Didn't you create another forum tread to do just that? :roll:

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I think the new "in thing" is to have strands of sparkly tinsel sown into your hair.

Hmmm.

Could be tricky one mate... Wouldn't the the "Brazillian" contingent on t/f be a bit "disadvantaged" ?

Not be very PC then would it?

(A whole forum topic devoted to shaving it off after all...!)

(Merry Christmas BTW, the beer in Scotland right this minute is as cool, chilled and perfect as nature intended. The condensation on the outside of this bottle is all real, and there are NO mozzies or soi dogs either. Cheers !)

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Blokes pretending to be birds on TF.

Keep it coming, its hilarious

....There are definitely lot's of blokes who aren't trying to pretend to be women..................

......but sound like women........moaning about this, moaning about that.....

........sometimes I wonder if it's their mothers writing the posts whilst they sit to the side and say..."Him he's the one.....he's the one who spoilt my topic post..."

...79

i thought he was referring to the nancyboys who start threads about how misunderstood they are.

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"wihisking cream"... is that a porno term?

It's a remnant from my JohnJones days. You remember him? The not-illiterate sad sack. Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa............................

i think his post was inspired by the strange gal who posts to every thread and usually includes a pic of some scantily clad... tart... santa... whatever.

if so, i think her posts are too strange to be a guy in e-drag.

Sorry, still no clue about who you're talking about.

(I just unwrapped a crispy new yeller in anticipation. Oh go on, tell me who it is.)

a hint: screen name 4 digits, starts with a 2...

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"wihisking cream"... is that a porno term?

It's a remnant from my JohnJones days. You remember him? The not-illiterate sad sack. Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa............................

i think his post was inspired by the strange gal who posts to every thread and usually includes a pic of some scantily clad... tart... santa... whatever.

if so, i think her posts are too strange to be a guy in e-drag.

Sorry, still no clue about who you're talking about.

(I just unwrapped a crispy new yeller in anticipation. Oh go on, tell me who it is.)

a hint: screen name 4 digits, starts with a 2...

Oh ffs just tell me will yer?

Is it that Myavi bloke? Bloody hell it's not you is it?

"2beheld"???

"i feel pretty, oh so pretty, i feel pretty and witty and..."

um. never mind.

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I was on about farang guys creating fake profiles of women and then having fun on the forums.... but yes there are other types of blokes pretending to be birds.

Well I've been spending countless nights trawling the membership seeking out such as you describe, and there have been many, but if you really know of such profiles then PM me with the details and I'll sort it out.

Or are you just whisking cream?

(Please feel free to use the "Are you whisking cream?" interjection. It's copyright free.)

Whisking cream..................What exactly does that idiomatic gem mean?

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Hi mum
thought he was referring to the nancyboys who start threads about how misunderstood they are.

...If i didn't know any better Zeusy i'd say you were being piggy....

Which option shall i choose??

1.) Crying - waa waa, somebody said something 'untoward' on my PC

2.) Name calling - any childish slurs or electronic ***** fighting

3.) Ganging up - getting your mates to support you on the internet..(my god..it happens...I always took the piss out of the "can't fight your own battles" in reality....but on the internet....jeeeez....

4.) Or just get on with it....

...there is no longer any need for my dear mother to hold my winkle when I tinkle...

...79

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Hi mum
thought he was referring to the nancyboys who start threads about how misunderstood they are.

...If i didn't know any better Zeusy i'd say you were being piggy....

Which option shall i choose??

1.) Crying - waa waa, somebody said something 'untoward' on my PC

no, more like laughing at your hypocrisy. your double standard is showing, tuck it in please.

2.) Name calling - any childish slurs or electronic b*tch fighting

best way to deal with electronic she-dogs. you for example.

3.) Ganging up - getting your mates to support you on the internet..(my god..it happens...I always took the piss out of the "can't fight your own battles" in reality....but on the internet....jeeeez....

? and where do you get this? where do you see my 'mates' supporting me? aside from your own persecution fantasies that is.

4.) Or just get on with it....

...there is no longer any need for my dear mother to hold my winkle when I tinkle...

so then why does she.

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"wihisking cream"... is that a porno term?

It's a remnant from my JohnJones days. You remember him? The not-illiterate sad sack. Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa............................

i think his post was inspired by the strange gal who posts to every thread and usually includes a pic of some scantily clad... tart... santa... whatever.

if so, i think her posts are too strange to be a guy in e-drag.

Sorry, still no clue about who you're talking about.

(I just unwrapped a crispy new yeller in anticipation. Oh go on, tell me who it is.)

a hint: screen name 4 digits, starts with a 2...

Oh ffs just tell me will yer?

Is it that Myavi bloke? Bloody hell it's not you is it?

"2beheld"???

"i feel pretty, oh so pretty, i feel pretty and witty and..."

um. never mind.

Ok ok I'm with you already.

No need to labour the point.

Took some time, no ........ Piant ........ u forgot to take ur pills this morning? (not pils, u wan't forget that!!!)

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