PeeMarc Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 Funny things happen sometimes when we least expect it. I was chatting (normally) with my gf for a while on MSN tonight and a Thai girl (she claimed to be 22) came onto my gfs MSN by mistake. Before my gf could think too much she just hit the accept button. Then, to our surprise, my gfs conversation with this mystery girl very quickly turned to this..... (I've change the names to protect the innocent, but the conversation is exactly as it happened) __________________________________________________ Mystery girl: im horny now Gf: ? where is your friend ja? Mystery girl: hehe dont know Gf: ha ha Mystery girl: im just wear my panties Gf: ??? Mystery girl: its exciting ja Gf: how? Gf: so is it not your first time for sure Mystery girl: i did once before Gf: and? Mystery girl: it turned me on Gf: she did to u last time? Gf: she was excited to know about bra? Mystery girl: no Gf: ohhh Mystery girl: do you like pretty underwear? Gf: yes ?cute lingerie ja Mystery girl: cool Mystery girl: mine is black now Mystery girl: lol Mystery girl: YES Mystery girl: lol Gf: ha ha?.beige Mystery girl: dont worry im not try to turn you on Gf: jaaaaaaaaaaa Gf: it's a hard job ja Mystery girl: but oral could? Mystery girl:lol Gf: ha ha Gf: i like man actually ?.ha ha Mystery girl: well im happy and horny si Gf: ja Mystery girl: lol Gf: so u have to figure it out ja Gf: how to eliminate it Mystery girl: any idea la? Gf: i dont know Gf: maybe better do stg else ja Gf: think about stg else Mystery girl: too late Mystery girl: i check my panties, same problem Gf: ha ha Gf: maybe u should do stg with yourself Gf: ok? Mystery girl: shall i take of my panties? Mystery girl: im imagine you now Gf: ja Gf: how u imagine ja? Mystery girl: i imagine i give oral to you Gf: ohhhh Mystery girl: i imagine you say no but then when you feel my tongue its too late Gf: ha ha Mystery girl: im masturbate now na Mystery girl: dont go Gf: jaaa Gf: ok Mystery girl: my legs are open Gf: lol Mystery girl: i like it Mystery girl: naaa Gf: enjoy jaaa Mystery girl: do you ever do? Gf: never ja Mystery girl: why? Gf: i dont think about it Mystery girl: ummmmmmm Mystery girl: would you like to listen me on the phone? Gf: ohhh Gf: listen to u??? Gf: errrr.......... Mystery girl: yes while i do it Gf: ohhh Gf: i never listen to anyone ja Gf: just myself ..lol Mystery girl: ic Mystery girl: wanna? Gf: am too shy to do that ja Gf: sorry Mystery girl: are you interested to listen ka? Gf: prefer not listen ja Gf: am too shy to listen anyone's voice in that mood Gf: ok? Mystery girl: its exciting ja Gf: how? Gf: so is it not your first time for sure Mystery girl: i did once before Gf: and? Mystery girl: it turned me on Gf: she did to u last time? Mystery girl: she was excited to Mystery girl: she was mu ex bf sister Mystery girl: it was crazy we just got talking Mystery girl: and then dont know how we got there Mystery girl: but did Gf: ic ________________________________________________ WHAT ARE YOUR VIEWS ABOUT CYBER SEX? ________________________________________________ . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AAAum Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 funny ja..definitely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted February 20, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 she was just horny ...uhhh I wonder if it were you who accepted that list would be much more fun I expereinced the unexpectedly webcam a few time ..that wasn't fun coz he wasn't talking at all Oh... dont worry... ive had my fair share of nutters, wankers and horny people crashing onto my MSN. I got a whole series of porn pics (professionally shot too) of a Thai girl in the US once (ex TFer). I though she was just sending me her holiday pics...until i opened them...lol Personally, I just dont get the whole cyber sex thing..... but hey... each to their own :wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted February 20, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 Peemarc time to confess this is just your way of finding the cybersexperts (female) for yourself. No need for the reverse phychiatry hahah.... not guilty this time buddy.... just posting a funny incident.... but I know you wont believe that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted February 20, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 No im just teasing really Ive had one too with an active premium member here. she used to send on msn pics of her wet fingers. which im guessing was hairgel vaselene that kind of thing. And also short sound files of a slopping sound damn weirdo is in my block list. hahah... i hope that was actually a real female youre talking about... ya never know mate ...and people say guys are the only perverted ones.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AAAum Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 aaaum he wanted your opinion i think on cybersex.... the sly devil lolrof As i said... cyber sex is funny things ja.. actually for both sides. - For the one who needs it (Mystery girl) in this case, she feel excited to do this kind of thing with stranger. I have no idea whether she really has that feeling or just type it. As i saw, she just did it twice (include this time), and also she wants the another one to lead or join her. She is just 22..quite young... i think she just wants to play a naugthy game or to have something fun. - For the another one (Gf).. she thinks that it's funny too -- hilarious. I think that cybersex is just the wayout for anyone who never has it for real, who dont have someone besides (that time) or just wants to show off or etc. So what they done is just for fulfilliment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 ________________________________________________ WHAT ARE YOUR VIEWS ABOUT CYBER SEX? ________________________________________________ . tepid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siwy Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 ________________________________________________ WHAT ARE YOUR VIEWS ABOUT CYBER SEX? ________________________________________________ . It?s quite funny for me .If someone try to have cyber sex ( just conversation) . I found many people enjoy talking about sex and i don?t understand why they have to do that on msn and especially in the chat rooms because it makes me feel nothing .One day I asked ?why do you have to talk about sex or cyber sex ,don?t you have anything to talk? ? Then, he told me ?if i don?t have cyber sex here ,where do i should talk ?? So,I think cyber sex is a way to release the ?deep desire? that they can?t do or tell anyone in real life but it also bothers others who don?t want to . Anyone who tries to use webcam for cyber sex is really waste my time (and his time too !lol ) because I still feel nothing then..sleepy and get bored Just curious that if they want to cyber why don?t they find someone who ?feels the same? or someone who?s hunger for cyber sex or talk only in the cyber sex chat room .Anyway, your gf is luckier than me. 8) :roll: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geri Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 It wouldn't bother me if it came from someone I don't know. I can just click the Ignore or Block Button and go on with my life. ... - but what if the person is someone you know, a friend.... Started out as a normal conversation - ending was he won't be interested to talk to you anymore because you're not interested to have cybersex with him??? An Exerpt: Boy: this is your bed room? Girl: Yes Girl: Why? Boy: so sexy Girl: hahaha Girl: My bedroom? sexy???? Boy: you are sexy there Boy: pretty girl with bed behind Boy: what you want me to think about? Girl: Thank you Girl: I do not know what you want to think about Girl: I'm sexy here only? Not in person? hahaha Boy: Boy: you are always Girl: I'm all covered up when we meet in person ... Girl: Next time I keep in mind to wear something like this so you can tell me I'm sexy in person ...hahaha Boy: Boy: let me see what you wear now Boy: i can not see Boy: well Girl: what you can't see? Boy: lets do cyber sex Girl: You do cybersex? Girl: You have no cam Boy: can you make this view bigger? Girl: Bigger now? Boy: yesssssss Girl: LOL Boy: mine is now bigger also Girl: Boy: I'm not good in type here Boy: but good in watch Girl: nothing to watch Girl: just me sitting down Boy: wanna see your boobs so much Boy: can i? Girl: ?????????????? Boy: can I see your breats? Boy: breast Girl: hmmmmmmm break time is up Girl: back to work Boy: come on Boy: wanna finish it Girl: You know I don't do that Boy: ok Girl: Anyway, It's getting late.... I have to sleep now too... Boy: ok Girl: Goodnight. Boy: bye ...and no, he wasn't provoked because the girl wasn't wearing a sexy lingerie... it was something like this : (plus, you'll only get to see from face to shoulder level when on cam) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 ... Started out as a normal conversation - ending was he won't be interested to talk to you anymore because you're not interested to have cybersex with him??? if that's the case, then you found out something valuable: the guy's useless, just be glad you ddin't waste any more time on him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbie36 Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 Mystery girl: im horny now Gf: ? where is your friend ja? Mystery girl: hehe dont know Gf: ha ha Mystery girl: im just wear my panties Gf: ??? Mystery girl: its exciting ja If something like this happens to me, I cant get it out of my head that the 'girl' is actually some freaky guy pretending to be a girl. How 'yucky' is that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted February 21, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 Mystery girl: im horny now Gf: ? where is your friend ja? Mystery girl: hehe dont know Gf: ha ha Mystery girl: im just wear my panties Gf: ??? Mystery girl: its exciting ja If something like this happens to me, I cant get it out of my head that the 'girl' is actually some freaky guy pretending to be a girl. How 'yucky' is that? Haha.... yeah... that would be freaky. Especially since, when this whole conversation was happening, I'm on MSN with my Gf, who was just cutting and pasting and relaying the conversation to me as it went on. It was like someone had suddenly burst into our living room and started masturbating. Hillarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ianin Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 Are you sure mystery girl was a girl?...... I used to have a young guy in my office who told me of some pranks he and his mates got up to on the internet with a view of making men chatters look like fools! He would have several girl type id's and a few pretty photos and start up conversations with men, dropping all sorts of sexual innuendos and quite often the guy would fall for it and start making a fool of himself. Apparently the target was to get the man to masturbate on cam, which would then be recorded and then stills sent back to the man by e-mail a few days later with a note laughing at his appendage. So guys, be warned and never get your **** out unless you see the girl first. It could well be a group of young guys laughing at you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bernie009 Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 well its interesting... thanks for sharing... :idea: :arrow: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyphil247 Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 _______________________________________________WHAT ARE YOUR VIEWS ABOUT CYBER SEX? ________________________________________________ I don't really give a toss about it !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babyoiy Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 need too much imagination... I'm not that creative thus I dont like it at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richar1 Posted February 24, 2008 Report Share Posted February 24, 2008 tried it once and all i got was a virus infection on my hard drive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breakofdawning Posted February 24, 2008 Report Share Posted February 24, 2008 years ago I used to speak to this one girl online on yahoo. she always asked me to help her with cyber sex. From time to time, she'd turn on her cam and shoed me what she was doing. Thank god that yahoo cam can be hidden under some other windows, not attached to the chat box like MSN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thitipat Posted February 24, 2008 Report Share Posted February 24, 2008 2 years ago, 1 man add my msn and he try to ask me to look his webcam and he show his..... oww suck , i send message to him " very small and dirty! " then i block him and i not accept new one that i don't know easily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i4God Posted February 24, 2008 Report Share Posted February 24, 2008 the fakir, his nailbed, the thief and his lover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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i4God Posted February 24, 2008 Report Share Posted February 24, 2008 to round it up http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Cyber_sex_gone_wrong Rules for cyber sex An explaination of the rules for successful cyber sex 1. Before becoming involved in any kind of cybersex, please make sure your spouse, boyfriend, kids, etc. are out of the room at the time, (preferably out of the house and not during a major holiday when your in-laws are also present or at a time when all your relatives are in attendance). It really gets difficult to explain the moaning and groaning, while the buzz of various "toys" can be heard. 2. For men, before you begin, please check that your modem protector is on, along with the splash guard for your keyboard. It will stop the future embarrassment of telling the computer technician that your keys are "stuck" and you have no idea why. 3. For women, no matter what you are truly wearing, such as: sweatpants, sweat shirt, torn bathrobe, slippers, t-shirt with stains on the front, bloomer underwear that could cover a car or be used for a parachute, always tell your potential cyber partner you are wearing a thong, garter belt with black stockings, and your best Wonderbra (the one that has everything pulled up so high your belly button is under your chin), and a pair of high heels. We don't want to destroy that myth that all women dress that way when we sit down at the computer (although I truly wear these things each and every time I sit in front of my computer, it does seem to cause a bit of a commotion at the office, - but I have certainly worked my way up the ranks in the company because of it). As for what the man should be wearing, we all know that they are all naked and wearing just a smile. 4. If the cyber begins to get very hot please refrain from straddling your monitor. There are many emergency room stories to be told if you get overly excited, not to mention the many years of therapy to get you to let go and not continue this sordid affair with your 15" screen. 5. If the cyber is not going well, please let the other person know in the best way you can. It is not very polite to tell them that you are doing your nails, have just made up your grocery list for the next month, shingled the house, pulled out one of your wisdom teeth because you were bored, would rather read the instructions on how to set the time on your VCR, checked your fridge to make sure the light still works when you open the door, and last but not least, stuck your tongue to an ice cube tray to stop the monotony. 6. When it really starts getting hot and heavy, please check your spelling before you send that embarrassing typo, i.e., oh baby, let me suck on those beautiful beasts of yours. I just love your hot, wet posse (although it does kinda put a western slant on Things - hmmmm, things could get interesting with boots and spurs though). Oh baby, you have such a big coke, (hope you got the supersized fries and burger with that). That's it baby, show me that beautiful clint, (go ahead, make my day), and the proverbial oh fork me hard! 7. Pay attention to what is going on. Please refrain from putting your "coke" in one place, when your cyberpartner had just typed that it was someplace else. If you have no clue as to where the cyber is going, ask to buy a vowel. If you are really lost and can't keep up, or you had a case of premature cybering, and really do not feel like typing for 3 days to satisfy your female counterpart, just pretend you got bumped off-line. That always works and at least she won't take it so personal. Please refrain from the excuse, "I have to let my dog out." 8. Once both cyberpartners have been satisfied, or faked satisfaction, (oh great, we now have the added pressure of faking cyber-orgasms too), at least say thank you. (Thank you can mean, thank God its over, or THANK YOU because you truly had a wonderful time.) 9. If it was a truly bad experience, do not feel pressured into ever having cybersex with this person again. When they ask for your email address, just give them the wrong one. If they begin to pester you, it's proper etiquette to just bump yourself off-line, or just say HUH? I never got your message. Nobody needs to suffer a really bad cyber twice. 10. Last but not least, remember that cybersex will not make you go blind, unless you keep all the lights out in the house while having it, watching the screen in the dark does make your eyes burn. Realise that you may be addicted if your real life partner walks by naked and you'd rather be typing with one hand and still trying to keep a steady rhythm going. Sex can be just as nice with a partner you know. And just for variety, when your right hand gets tired, try dating your left hand for something different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AAAum Posted February 25, 2008 Report Share Posted February 25, 2008 Have you ever read a research report? please share me :wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mackem Posted February 25, 2008 Report Share Posted February 25, 2008 AAAum wrote I think that cybersex is just the wayout for anyone who never has it for real, who dont have someone besides (that time) or just wants to show off or etc. So what they done is just for fulfilliment. In my opinion its not too bad, I work on a ship for months at a time and therefore it is the nearest I can get to the real thing until I get off the ship. Some girls actually understand that and help and then some actually enjoy it also. I admit, I do but not with cams but that is only because i dont have any other choice. Understand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thitipat Posted February 25, 2008 Report Share Posted February 25, 2008 Cyber sex is place for some psychosis guys play with people.They are sick and afraid the real world. Should we forgive them ?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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