JornHendrikx Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 can we make this the longest forum ever? lets try this out ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AAAum Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 ok...i made it longer a bit ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JornHendrikx Posted March 21, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 What subject will give you the longest forum ever? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_am_George Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 probably everything with the words sex, farang, Thai girl dont forget to discuss a dowry, thats always good for 10 page or so....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 NEVER ENDING STORY Maybe, to get the longest-ever forum, we could play that game where we each add on one more line to the story. As people add their line one at a time, the story reveals itself endelssly. So.... if the story is about sex, farang, Thai girl and dowries (to keep it interesting) then perhaps the story can start with... As he sat on the end of the bed, buttoning his shirt, he knew she was going to talk about money, but he didn't know what it was in the bag she had left on the bedside table... Add just one more sentence of whatever you like and leave it for the next person to add.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_som_tam Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 NEVER ENDING STORYMaybe, to get the longest-ever forum, we could play that game where we each add on one more line to the story. As people add their line one at a time, the story reveals itself endelssly. So.... if the story is about sex, farang, Thai girl and dowries (to keep it interesting) then perhaps the story can start with... As he sat on the end of the bed, buttoning his shirt, he knew she was going to talk about money, but he didn't know what it was in the bag she had left on the bedside table... Add just one more sentence of whatever you like and leave it for the next person to add.... He worried about the knife incident a few weeks before. And what about those helium balloons he saw in the wardrobe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loburt Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 And that business card he found on the bureau from the chief surgeon at Siriraj Hospital's Penis Reattachment Surgery Center. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_som_tam Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 Visions of his manhood floating away ran through his mind. He opened his wallet and asked.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 ok ok.... great guys... and now the story unfolds... As he sat on the end of the bed, buttoning his shirt, he knew she was going to talk about money, but he didn't know what it was in the bag she had left on the bedside table... He worried about the knife incident a few weeks before. And what about those helium balloons he saw in the wardrobe.... And that business card he found on the bureau from the chief surgeon at Siriraj Hospital's Penis Reattachment Surgery Center Visions of his manhood floating away ran through his mind. He opened his wallet and asked... whats next? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_som_tam Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 ok ok.... great guys... and now the story unfolds...As he sat on the end of the bed, buttoning his shirt, he knew she was going to talk about money, but he didn't know what it was in the bag she had left on the bedside table... He worried about the knife incident a few weeks before. And what about those helium balloons he saw in the wardrobe.... And that business card he found on the bureau from the chief surgeon at Siriraj Hospital's Penis Reattachment Surgery Center Visions of his manhood floating away ran through his mind. He opened his wallet and asked... whats next? ...as he watched the moths fly out... "How sick is the water buffalo?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_som_tam Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 ok ok.... great guys... and now the story unfolds...As he sat on the end of the bed, buttoning his shirt, he knew she was going to talk about money, but he didn't know what it was in the bag she had left on the bedside table... He worried about the knife incident a few weeks before. And what about those helium balloons he saw in the wardrobe.... And that business card he found on the bureau from the chief surgeon at Siriraj Hospital's Penis Reattachment Surgery Center Visions of his manhood floating away ran through his mind. He opened his wallet and asked... whats next? ...as he watched the moths fly out... "How sick is the water buffalo?" Noi wiped a single tear from her left eye and said "Oiy, Charlie, he is so sick. Dr. Thitiporn called me today and said he is close to death unless he gets more money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 Suddenly, she punched him in the middle of his face. He could see the dark fist just before it struck. She exploded, screaming....."... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_som_tam Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 ok ok.... great guys... and now the story unfolds...As he sat on the end of the bed, buttoning his shirt, he knew she was going to talk about money, but he didn't know what it was in the bag she had left on the bedside table... He worried about the knife incident a few weeks before. And what about those helium balloons he saw in the wardrobe.... And that business card he found on the bureau from the chief surgeon at Siriraj Hospital's Penis Reattachment Surgery Center Visions of his manhood floating away ran through his mind. He opened his wallet and asked... whats next? ...as he watched the moths fly out... "How sick is the water buffalo?" Noi wiped a single tear from her left eye and said "Oiy, Charlie, he is so sick. Dr. Thitiporn called me today and said he is close to death unless he gets more money. Charlie could see the writing on the wall. "Just how much money does he need?" A small smile crossed Noi's lips as she knew that she had him now. Dr. Thitiporn says for hospital bed... 1000 Baht each day. IVs each day... 1000 Baht. EKG and CAT Scans... 5000 Baht." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_som_tam Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 ok ok.... great guys... and now the story unfolds...As he sat on the end of the bed, buttoning his shirt, he knew she was going to talk about money, but he didn't know what it was in the bag she had left on the bedside table... He worried about the knife incident a few weeks before. And what about those helium balloons he saw in the wardrobe.... And that business card he found on the bureau from the chief surgeon at Siriraj Hospital's Penis Reattachment Surgery Center Visions of his manhood floating away ran through his mind. He opened his wallet and asked... whats next? ...as he watched the moths fly out... "How sick is the water buffalo?" Noi wiped a single tear from her left eye and said "Oiy, Charlie, he is so sick. Dr. Thitiporn called me today and said he is close to death unless he gets more money. Charlie could see the writing on the wall. "Just how much money does he need?" A small smile crossed Noi's lips as she knew that she had him now. Dr. Thitiporn says for hospital bed... 1000 Baht each day. IVs each day... 1000 Baht. EKG and CAT Scans... 5000 Baht." Charlie, rubbing his new shiner, asked Noi "How much for a new buffalo? 4000 Baht? Just let the biatch die and I will buy a new one." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_som_tam Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 Sorry to interrupt. Can I have a copy when you guys are done writing it? great, screw up my momentum to answer this silly question :roll: writer's block now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 ok ok.... great guys... and now the story unfolds...As he sat on the end of the bed, buttoning his shirt, he knew she was going to talk about money, but he didn't know what it was in the bag she had left on the bedside table... He worried about the knife incident a few weeks before. And what about those helium balloons he saw in the wardrobe.... And that business card he found on the bureau from the chief surgeon at Siriraj Hospital's Penis Reattachment Surgery Center Visions of his manhood floating away ran through his mind. He opened his wallet and asked... whats next? ...as he watched the moths fly out... "How sick is the water buffalo?" Noi wiped a single tear from her left eye and said "Oiy, Charlie, he is so sick. Dr. Thitiporn called me today and said he is close to death unless he gets more money. Charlie could see the writing on the wall. "Just how much money does he need?" A small smile crossed Noi's lips as she knew that she had him now. Dr. Thitiporn says for hospital bed... 1000 Baht each day. IVs each day... 1000 Baht. EKG and CAT Scans... 5000 Baht." Charlie, rubbing his new shiner, asked Noi "How much for a new buffalo? 4000 Baht? Just let the biatch die and I will buy a new one." Lookin at the hole in his sock, he knew he had to make an escape. But how? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_som_tam Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 ok ok.... great guys... and now the story unfolds...As he sat on the end of the bed, buttoning his shirt, he knew she was going to talk about money, but he didn't know what it was in the bag she had left on the bedside table... He worried about the knife incident a few weeks before. And what about those helium balloons he saw in the wardrobe.... And that business card he found on the bureau from the chief surgeon at Siriraj Hospital's Penis Reattachment Surgery Center Visions of his manhood floating away ran through his mind. He opened his wallet and asked... whats next? ...as he watched the moths fly out... "How sick is the water buffalo?" Noi wiped a single tear from her left eye and said "Oiy, Charlie, he is so sick. Dr. Thitiporn called me today and said he is close to death unless he gets more money. Charlie could see the writing on the wall. "Just how much money does he need?" A small smile crossed Noi's lips as she knew that she had him now. Dr. Thitiporn says for hospital bed... 1000 Baht each day. IVs each day... 1000 Baht. EKG and CAT Scans... 5000 Baht." Charlie, rubbing his new shiner, asked Noi "How much for a new buffalo? 4000 Baht? Just let the biatch die and I will buy a new one." BAM, a right cross came out of nowhere and crunched Charlie's jaw, laying him out on the floor. "But we love Tik. She is like family. How can you say that?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 ok ok.... great guys... and now the story unfolds...As he sat on the end of the bed, buttoning his shirt, he knew she was going to talk about money, but he didn't know what it was in the bag she had left on the bedside table... He worried about the knife incident a few weeks before. And what about those helium balloons he saw in the wardrobe.... And that business card he found on the bureau from the chief surgeon at Siriraj Hospital's Penis Reattachment Surgery Center Visions of his manhood floating away ran through his mind. He opened his wallet and asked... whats next? ...as he watched the moths fly out... "How sick is the water buffalo?" Noi wiped a single tear from her left eye and said "Oiy, Charlie, he is so sick. Dr. Thitiporn called me today and said he is close to death unless he gets more money. Charlie could see the writing on the wall. "Just how much money does he need?" A small smile crossed Noi's lips as she knew that she had him now. Dr. Thitiporn says for hospital bed... 1000 Baht each day. IVs each day... 1000 Baht. EKG and CAT Scans... 5000 Baht." Charlie, rubbing his new shiner, asked Noi "How much for a new buffalo? 4000 Baht? Just let the biatch die and I will buy a new one." BAM, a right cross came out of nowhere and crunched Charlie's jaw, laying him out on the floor. "But we love Tik. She is like family. How can you say that?" He heard motorbikes stop in the front of the hotel. Someone was yelling downstairs.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_som_tam Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 ok ok.... great guys... and now the story unfolds...As he sat on the end of the bed, buttoning his shirt, he knew she was going to talk about money, but he didn't know what it was in the bag she had left on the bedside table... He worried about the knife incident a few weeks before. And what about those helium balloons he saw in the wardrobe.... And that business card he found on the bureau from the chief surgeon at Siriraj Hospital's Penis Reattachment Surgery Center Visions of his manhood floating away ran through his mind. He opened his wallet and asked... whats next? ...as he watched the moths fly out... "How sick is the water buffalo?" Noi wiped a single tear from her left eye and said "Oiy, Charlie, he is so sick. Dr. Thitiporn called me today and said he is close to death unless he gets more money. Charlie could see the writing on the wall. "Just how much money does he need?" A small smile crossed Noi's lips as she knew that she had him now. Dr. Thitiporn says for hospital bed... 1000 Baht each day. IVs each day... 1000 Baht. EKG and CAT Scans... 5000 Baht." Charlie, rubbing his new shiner, asked Noi "How much for a new buffalo? 4000 Baht? Just let the biatch die and I will buy a new one." BAM, a right cross came out of nowhere and crunched Charlie's jaw, laying him out on the floor. "But we love Tik. She is like family. How can you say that?" Charlie, laying on his stomach and trying to chase the stars from his head, realized he had the presence of mind to maintain his grip on his stuffed wallet. He reached in and, unseen by Noi, removed all but 100 Baht from the wallet, secreting the 50,000 Baht beneath his gaudy Hawaiian shirt. He rolled over onto his back and deftly flipped the wallet through the open door and over the balcony railing. Like a Golden Retriever after a downed duck Noi swept across the room and leapt over the railing, landing cat like on the Soi Sansabai,10 feet below. Charlie made for the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_som_tam Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 ok ok.... great guys... and now the story unfolds...As he sat on the end of the bed, buttoning his shirt, he knew she was going to talk about money, but he didn't know what it was in the bag she had left on the bedside table... He worried about the knife incident a few weeks before. And what about those helium balloons he saw in the wardrobe.... And that business card he found on the bureau from the chief surgeon at Siriraj Hospital's Penis Reattachment Surgery Center Visions of his manhood floating away ran through his mind. He opened his wallet and asked... whats next? ...as he watched the moths fly out... "How sick is the water buffalo?" Noi wiped a single tear from her left eye and said "Oiy, Charlie, he is so sick. Dr. Thitiporn called me today and said he is close to death unless he gets more money. Charlie could see the writing on the wall. "Just how much money does he need?" A small smile crossed Noi's lips as she knew that she had him now. Dr. Thitiporn says for hospital bed... 1000 Baht each day. IVs each day... 1000 Baht. EKG and CAT Scans... 5000 Baht." Charlie, rubbing his new shiner, asked Noi "How much for a new buffalo? 4000 Baht? Just let the biatch die and I will buy a new one." BAM, a right cross came out of nowhere and crunched Charlie's jaw, laying him out on the floor. "But we love Tik. She is like family. How can you say that?" Charlie, laying on his stomach and trying to chase the stars from his head, realized he had the presence of mind to maintain his grip on his stuffed wallet. He reached in and, unseen by Noi, removed all but 100 Baht from the wallet, secreting the 50,000 Baht beneath his gaudy Hawaiian shirt. He rolled over onto his back and deftly flipped the wallet through the open door and over the balcony railing. Like a Golden Retriever after a downed duck Noi swept across the room and leapt over the railing, landing cat like on the Soi Sansabai,10 feet below. Charlie made for the door. Charlie raced down the stairs trying to chase the cobwebs from his head. As they cleared he gained momentum and was soon in the lobby of the 500 Baht a night hotel. He ran towards the back of the lobby where the attached laundromat had a door to the alley behind the hotel All the while cussing i_love_som_tam for setting him up with this girl at the Safe "T" Stop bar in Patong Beach (sorry, some cheap advertising here). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 ok ok.... great guys... and now the story unfolds...As he sat on the end of the bed, buttoning his shirt, he knew she was going to talk about money, but he didn't know what it was in the bag she had left on the bedside table... He worried about the knife incident a few weeks before. And what about those helium balloons he saw in the wardrobe.... And that business card he found on the bureau from the chief surgeon at Siriraj Hospital's Penis Reattachment Surgery Center Visions of his manhood floating away ran through his mind. He opened his wallet and asked... whats next? ...as he watched the moths fly out... "How sick is the water buffalo?" Noi wiped a single tear from her left eye and said "Oiy, Charlie, he is so sick. Dr. Thitiporn called me today and said he is close to death unless he gets more money. Charlie could see the writing on the wall. "Just how much money does he need?" A small smile crossed Noi's lips as she knew that she had him now. Dr. Thitiporn says for hospital bed... 1000 Baht each day. IVs each day... 1000 Baht. EKG and CAT Scans... 5000 Baht." Charlie, rubbing his new shiner, asked Noi "How much for a new buffalo? 4000 Baht? Just let the biatch die and I will buy a new one." BAM, a right cross came out of nowhere and crunched Charlie's jaw, laying him out on the floor. "But we love Tik. She is like family. How can you say that?" Charlie, laying on his stomach and trying to chase the stars from his head, realized he had the presence of mind to maintain his grip on his stuffed wallet. He reached in and, unseen by Noi, removed all but 100 Baht from the wallet, secreting the 50,000 Baht beneath his gaudy Hawaiian shirt. He rolled over onto his back and deftly flipped the wallet through the open door and over the balcony railing. Like a Golden Retriever after a downed duck Noi swept across the room and leapt over the railing, landing cat like on the Soi Sansabai,10 feet below. Charlie made for the door. But the door was locked..... Noi had the key.... he had to think fast.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_som_tam Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 ok ok.... great guys... and now the story unfolds...As he sat on the end of the bed, buttoning his shirt, he knew she was going to talk about money, but he didn't know what it was in the bag she had left on the bedside table... He worried about the knife incident a few weeks before. And what about those helium balloons he saw in the wardrobe.... And that business card he found on the bureau from the chief surgeon at Siriraj Hospital's Penis Reattachment Surgery Center Visions of his manhood floating away ran through his mind. He opened his wallet and asked... whats next? ...as he watched the moths fly out... "How sick is the water buffalo?" Noi wiped a single tear from her left eye and said "Oiy, Charlie, he is so sick. Dr. Thitiporn called me today and said he is close to death unless he gets more money. Charlie could see the writing on the wall. "Just how much money does he need?" A small smile crossed Noi's lips as she knew that she had him now. Dr. Thitiporn says for hospital bed... 1000 Baht each day. IVs each day... 1000 Baht. EKG and CAT Scans... 5000 Baht." Charlie, rubbing his new shiner, asked Noi "How much for a new buffalo? 4000 Baht? Just let the biatch die and I will buy a new one." BAM, a right cross came out of nowhere and crunched Charlie's jaw, laying him out on the floor. "But we love Tik. She is like family. How can you say that?" Charlie, laying on his stomach and trying to chase the stars from his head, realized he had the presence of mind to maintain his grip on his stuffed wallet. He reached in and, unseen by Noi, removed all but 100 Baht from the wallet, secreting the 50,000 Baht beneath his gaudy Hawaiian shirt. He rolled over onto his back and deftly flipped the wallet through the open door and over the balcony railing. Like a Golden Retriever after a downed duck Noi swept across the room and leapt over the railing, landing cat like on the Soi Sansabai,10 feet below. Charlie made for the door. But the door was locked..... Noi had the key.... he had to think fast.... Gotta be faster here dude, I'm on a roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 ok ok.... great guys... and now the story unfolds...As he sat on the end of the bed, buttoning his shirt, he knew she was going to talk about money, but he didn't know what it was in the bag she had left on the bedside table... He worried about the knife incident a few weeks before. And what about those helium balloons he saw in the wardrobe.... And that business card he found on the bureau from the chief surgeon at Siriraj Hospital's Penis Reattachment Surgery Center Visions of his manhood floating away ran through his mind. He opened his wallet and asked... whats next? ...as he watched the moths fly out... "How sick is the water buffalo?" Noi wiped a single tear from her left eye and said "Oiy, Charlie, he is so sick. Dr. Thitiporn called me today and said he is close to death unless he gets more money. Charlie could see the writing on the wall. "Just how much money does he need?" A small smile crossed Noi's lips as she knew that she had him now. Dr. Thitiporn says for hospital bed... 1000 Baht each day. IVs each day... 1000 Baht. EKG and CAT Scans... 5000 Baht." Charlie, rubbing his new shiner, asked Noi "How much for a new buffalo? 4000 Baht? Just let the biatch die and I will buy a new one." BAM, a right cross came out of nowhere and crunched Charlie's jaw, laying him out on the floor. "But we love Tik. She is like family. How can you say that?" Charlie, laying on his stomach and trying to chase the stars from his head, realized he had the presence of mind to maintain his grip on his stuffed wallet. He reached in and, unseen by Noi, removed all but 100 Baht from the wallet, secreting the 50,000 Baht beneath his gaudy Hawaiian shirt. He rolled over onto his back and deftly flipped the wallet through the open door and over the balcony railing. Like a Golden Retriever after a downed duck Noi swept across the room and leapt over the railing, landing cat like on the Soi Sansabai,10 feet below. Charlie made for the door. But the door was locked..... Noi had the key.... he had to think fast.... "Gotta be faster here dude, I'm on a roll" He said to himself. Then he noticed the knife she had beside. Jammed it into the space of thee door and tripped the lock, flung himself into the stairwell... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_som_tam Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 ok ok.... great guys... and now the story unfolds...As he sat on the end of the bed, buttoning his shirt, he knew she was going to talk about money, but he didn't know what it was in the bag she had left on the bedside table... He worried about the knife incident a few weeks before. And what about those helium balloons he saw in the wardrobe.... And that business card he found on the bureau from the chief surgeon at Siriraj Hospital's Penis Reattachment Surgery Center Visions of his manhood floating away ran through his mind. He opened his wallet and asked... whats next? ...as he watched the moths fly out... "How sick is the water buffalo?" Noi wiped a single tear from her left eye and said "Oiy, Charlie, he is so sick. Dr. Thitiporn called me today and said he is close to death unless he gets more money. Charlie could see the writing on the wall. "Just how much money does he need?" A small smile crossed Noi's lips as she knew that she had him now. Dr. Thitiporn says for hospital bed... 1000 Baht each day. IVs each day... 1000 Baht. EKG and CAT Scans... 5000 Baht." Charlie, rubbing his new shiner, asked Noi "How much for a new buffalo? 4000 Baht? Just let the biatch die and I will buy a new one." BAM, a right cross came out of nowhere and crunched Charlie's jaw, laying him out on the floor. "But we love Tik. She is like family. How can you say that?" Charlie, laying on his stomach and trying to chase the stars from his head, realized he had the presence of mind to maintain his grip on his stuffed wallet. He reached in and, unseen by Noi, removed all but 100 Baht from the wallet, secreting the 50,000 Baht beneath his gaudy Hawaiian shirt. He rolled over onto his back and deftly flipped the wallet through the open door and over the balcony railing. Like a Golden Retriever after a downed duck Noi swept across the room and leapt over the railing, landing cat like on the Soi Sansabai,10 feet below. Charlie made for the door. Charlie raced down the stairs trying to chase the cobwebs from his head. As they cleared he gained momentum and was soon in the lobby of the 500 Baht a night hotel. He ran towards the back of the lobby where the attached laundromat had a door to the alley behind the hotel All the while cussing i_love_som_tam for setting him up with this girl at the Safe "T" Stop bar in Patong Beach (sorry, some cheap advertising here). Charlie exited the laundromat and safely reached the alley, where as luck would have it, he came across a motorbike taxi just outside the door. "Where to Boss?" was the question from the driver as Charlie hurdled a smelly, fish entrails filled trash can and landed on the back of the motorbike. "Anywhere but here baby... Anywhere but here"....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_som_tam Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 ok ok.... great guys... and now the story unfolds...As he sat on the end of the bed, buttoning his shirt, he knew she was going to talk about money, but he didn't know what it was in the bag she had left on the bedside table... He worried about the knife incident a few weeks before. And what about those helium balloons he saw in the wardrobe.... And that business card he found on the bureau from the chief surgeon at Siriraj Hospital's Penis Reattachment Surgery Center Visions of his manhood floating away ran through his mind. He opened his wallet and asked... whats next? ...as he watched the moths fly out... "How sick is the water buffalo?" Noi wiped a single tear from her left eye and said "Oiy, Charlie, he is so sick. Dr. Thitiporn called me today and said he is close to death unless he gets more money. Charlie could see the writing on the wall. "Just how much money does he need?" A small smile crossed Noi's lips as she knew that she had him now. Dr. Thitiporn says for hospital bed... 1000 Baht each day. IVs each day... 1000 Baht. EKG and CAT Scans... 5000 Baht." Charlie, rubbing his new shiner, asked Noi "How much for a new buffalo? 4000 Baht? Just let the biatch die and I will buy a new one." BAM, a right cross came out of nowhere and crunched Charlie's jaw, laying him out on the floor. "But we love Tik. She is like family. How can you say that?" Charlie, laying on his stomach and trying to chase the stars from his head, realized he had the presence of mind to maintain his grip on his stuffed wallet. He reached in and, unseen by Noi, removed all but 100 Baht from the wallet, secreting the 50,000 Baht beneath his gaudy Hawaiian shirt. He rolled over onto his back and deftly flipped the wallet through the open door and over the balcony railing. Like a Golden Retriever after a downed duck Noi swept across the room and leapt over the railing, landing cat like on the Soi Sansabai,10 feet below. Charlie made for the door. But the door was locked..... Noi had the key.... he had to think fast.... "Gotta be faster here dude, I'm on a roll" He said to himself. Then he noticed the knife she had beside. Jammed it into the space of thee door and tripped the lock, flung himself into the stairwell... scroll up :roll: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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