uarewotueat Posted March 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 SIZE DOES MATTER! not when its just been chopped off it dosent :shock: yeah it does. thicker = more stitches. that'll be a single stitch for u then :twisted: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpeedTriple Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 SIZE DOES MATTER! not when its just been chopped off it dosent :shock: yeah it does. thicker = more stitches. that'll be a single stitch for u then :twisted: Nanosurgery :twisted: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elzibaby Posted March 15, 2005 Report Share Posted March 15, 2005 lesbianism isnt that exciting when ur a girl haha and u keep claiming u aint a dyke ill dyke you ya girl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted March 15, 2005 Report Share Posted March 15, 2005 SIZE DOES MATTER! not when its just been chopped off it dosent :shock: yeah it does. thicker = more stitches. that'll be a single stitch for u then :twisted: Nanosurgery :twisted: the correct answer is © nanosurgery... if anyone has seen the movie "the fly" then you now know why the little fly was screaming "helllp mee.." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elzibaby Posted March 17, 2005 Report Share Posted March 17, 2005 Pfft!!! SIZE DOES MATTER!...keep the f*cking knife away from my blacksnake! hmm i have to dissgree here ... from wat experience i have had it definately isnt the size of the boat but definately the motion of the ocean ... ive been with a few guys which are very generously proportioned in the trousers department .... and they "skills and techniques" have left alot to be desired :\ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickoff Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 So what, it's just a ****. not something that anyone actually needs. I love when Thai women feed the ducks. it should be so common everywhere. yes, im male. and i support women cutting off dicks. i certainly would rather be dickless than die. how many of you thai ladies have cut one off? or know a woman who did? or know a dickless guy? i'd love to hear your stories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 whoooooooooooooo. Freak of the month! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 whoooooooooooooo. Freak of the month! WTF ---- "and i support women cutting off dicks" I agree --- way over the line! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 Always depends on your wife: A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the motorway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but... Something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your willy was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it." The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You've got $9,000 in insurance compensation coming and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did - better in fact! But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's $1,000 an inch." The man perks up at this. "So," the doctor says, "It's for you to decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for a nine incher, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time, she might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision." The man agrees to talk with his wife. The doctor comes back the next day. "So," says the doctor, "have you spoken with your wife?" "I have," says the man. "And what is the decision?" asks the doctor. "We're having new granite worktops in the kitchen." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 yes, im male. and i support women cutting off ****s. So how many of those do you have as it obviously is your pleasure to get chopped a bit? :twisted: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teila Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 I'm thinking the strap on was created for a reason...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 So what, it's just a ****. not something that anyone actually needs. I love when Thai women feed the ducks. it should be so common everywhere. yes, im male. and i support women cutting off dicks. i certainly would rather be dickless than die. how many of you thai ladies have cut one off? or know a woman who did? or know a dickless guy? i'd love to hear your stories. So I will send some women with scissors to your place to please you, ok? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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