PeeMarc Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 "i'm sorry"... :shock: :shock: :wink: :shock: :wink: :wink: you guys used up your SMS funpack on detac again didn't you haha... I just wanted to see Aums words in print again. Ok. Carry on chaps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 air biscuit n. Fart; botty burp. As in "Has somebody launched an air biscuit?" air buffet n. A lingering gaseous meal, more substantial than an air biscuit, to which one may make several visits. aeroplane blonde n. A dark haired female who dyes her hair blonde, ie. is equipped with a black box. bacon strips n. Female external genitalia, presumably with the word 'DANISH' printed on in blue ink; a ragman's coat (qv). bell wringing v. A harmless pastime that builds up the arm muscles, popular with monks for the last 2000 years. beaver cleaver n. Male weapon used in axe wounds. biffon n. That part of the female anatomy between the bottom and the vagina, which the man's balls biff on during intercourse. cable laying euph. To excre solid stools. As opposed to crop spraying (qv). carpenter's dream euph. Sexually promiscuous woman. As in: "Flat as a board, and easy to screw". cock-a-fanny v. The act of hiding one's wedding tackle between one's legs to give the appearance of having female genitalia. Popularised by Captain Sensible and East German shot-putters of the 70's. cough your filthy yoghurt v. A romantic expression for ejaculation. A money shot (qv). "Ursula was powerless to resist. His eyes burned into hers like sapphires. His strong arms enfolded her tender body as she felt herself being swept away in a whirlwind of passion. Then he dropped his trollies and coughed his filthy yoghurt". (from 'The Gentleman and the Lady', by Catherine Cookson). All taken from Viz's excellent profanisaurus... http://www.milkinfirst.com/dictionary/profanisaurus.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joefarang Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 we have similar saying in Scotland; "it's like throwing a *** end up a close" (a close is a sort of entrance hallway in tenement buildings...) :twisted: he he he - i heard "throwing a sausage up a close" btw iain, i'm fae Eberdeen min, ken? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 potty mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AAAum Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 betray........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yamahacrasher Posted September 21, 2008 Report Share Posted September 21, 2008 You "shitfuck". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalcat Posted September 21, 2008 Report Share Posted September 21, 2008 the russian curse "you casualty of abortion" takes the cake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karnie Posted September 21, 2008 Report Share Posted September 21, 2008 "You are too good." :roll: :roll: :roll: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted September 21, 2008 Report Share Posted September 21, 2008 the russian curse "you casualty of abortion"takes the cake about the same as the American version: "did your momma have any babies that lived?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitelotus Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 when he siad "i don't really wanna hurt u" - it's so bad because he said after those actions was done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomaswd Posted July 6, 2012 Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 You remind me of the wasted skin found at the end of a penis ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted July 6, 2012 Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 You remind me of the wasted skin found at the end of a penis ... and what was her name ?? olympos 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomaswd Posted July 7, 2012 Report Share Posted July 7, 2012 Shut the **** up cock jaws before I rip your head off and **** down your throat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nid2012 Posted July 7, 2012 Report Share Posted July 7, 2012 when he said "honey,I will cook dinner ...and after you please wash dishes" :evil: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitelotus Posted January 6, 2013 Report Share Posted January 6, 2013 "weirdo"+"dumb *****" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted January 6, 2013 Report Share Posted January 6, 2013 "Stupid whore." I'm actually not that stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted January 6, 2013 Report Share Posted January 6, 2013 you utter Kaunitz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted January 7, 2013 Report Share Posted January 7, 2013 you utter Kaunitz Missed the point completely! Zero! It's about insults and not about praise here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted January 8, 2013 Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 There may be alternate Earths out there in the space time continuum where it is praise...but not on this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
traceytenik Posted January 8, 2013 Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 hell...40% is very hard to find these days! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted January 8, 2013 Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 There may be alternate Earths out there in the space time continuum where it is praise...but not on this one. Not on your one I agree with, because you seem to be around the 11th wormhole..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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