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air biscuit n. Fart; botty burp. As in "Has somebody launched an air biscuit?"

air buffet n. A lingering gaseous meal, more substantial than an air biscuit, to which one may make several visits.

aeroplane blonde n. A dark haired female who dyes her hair blonde, ie. is equipped with a black box.

bacon strips n. Female external genitalia, presumably with the word 'DANISH' printed on in blue ink; a ragman's coat (qv).

bell wringing v. A harmless pastime that builds up the arm muscles, popular with monks for the last 2000 years.

beaver cleaver n. Male weapon used in axe wounds.

biffon n. That part of the female anatomy between the bottom and the vagina, which the man's balls biff on during intercourse.

cable laying euph. To excre solid stools. As opposed to crop spraying (qv).

carpenter's dream euph. Sexually promiscuous woman. As in: "Flat as a board, and easy to screw".

cock-a-fanny v. The act of hiding one's wedding tackle between one's legs to give the appearance of having female genitalia. Popularised by Captain Sensible and East German shot-putters of the 70's.

cough your filthy yoghurt v. A romantic expression for ejaculation. A money shot (qv). "Ursula was powerless to resist. His eyes burned into hers like sapphires. His strong arms enfolded her tender body as she felt herself being swept away in a whirlwind of passion. Then he dropped his trollies and coughed his filthy yoghurt". (from 'The Gentleman and the Lady', by Catherine Cookson).

All taken from Viz's excellent profanisaurus...

http://www.milkinfirst.com/dictionary/profanisaurus.htm

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