Stramash Posted October 20, 2008 Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 One perfect day in June, a perfect man was taking a walk in a perfectly beautiful park when he bumped into a perfect woman. They both smiled perfect smiles and had the most perfect first conversation. That night they had a perfect date; they went to the most perfect restuarant in the city, had a perfect meal and then went on to the most perfect show. This perfect relationship went on for a long time (all perfectly of course). Eventually, when the time was perfect, the perfect man set up the most perfect proposal and asked the perfect woman to be his wife. They both loved winter so agreed to have a perfect snowy wedding in the most perfect little country church on Christmas Eve. After a perfect ceremony and perfect reception, they got in their car to head on what they hoped would be a perfect honeymoon. As they drove along, they noticed a man standing at the side of the road waving frantically. They stopped their perfect little car and realised it was Santa Claus. He told them his sleigh had broken down and he had no way of getting his presents delivered to the next town. Of course, the perfect husband and wife agreed to help and loaded their car with Santa and his presents. They had gone a few more miles when a huge lorry came round the corner and ploughed into their car. Ambulances and police came and everyone in the car was rushed to hospital. Only one person survived. Who was it?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkcandygirl Posted October 20, 2008 Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 The perfect husband :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted October 20, 2008 Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 I'm guessing the lorry driver... since Santa, the perfect man and the perfect woman are fictional characters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iam_sweethoney Posted October 20, 2008 Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 The Perfect Woman... There is no santa clause and definitely no such thing as a perfect man!!! xoxo B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted October 20, 2008 Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 The Perfect Woman...There is no santa clause and definitely no such thing as a perfect man!!! xoxo B. Soooo the woman was driving? THAT'S why there was an accident huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted October 20, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 The Perfect Woman...There is no santa clause and definitely no such thing as a perfect man!!! xoxo B. well done sweethoney!!!! and you win a years supply of nothing!!! But big round of applause for getting it first. And Dave wins a date with Kyotokoala for getting the add on of why there was an accident!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted October 20, 2008 Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 And Dave wins a date with Kyotokoala for getting the add on of why there was an accident!!! You bringing popcorn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted October 20, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 And Dave wins a date with Kyotokoala for getting the add on of why there was an accident!!! You bringing popcorn? popcorn and a referee's outfit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iam_sweethoney Posted October 20, 2008 Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 The Perfect Woman...There is no santa clause and definitely no such thing as a perfect man!!! xoxo B. Soooo the woman was driving? THAT'S why there was an accident huh? seems like someone wants to pick a fight with me!! xoxo B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkcandygirl Posted October 20, 2008 Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 Whattt there is no perfect man in this world??????????? :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted October 20, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 Whattt there is no perfect man in this world??????????? :cry: only almost... :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enchanted Posted October 20, 2008 Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 the perfect man set up the most perfect proposal and asked the perfect woman to be his wife. He forgot to propose her to be his 'perfect' wife :wink: I'm sure the wife is the survival. It's quite a long story after this :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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