funky_house Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Hello, BOYS & GIRLS come and meet your Sex Goddess..!!! 16/09/05 Got banned as well. :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Mike Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 This will be the start of many jokes but : Archaeologists have found what they say is the oldest brain ever discovered in Britain, or at least the shriveled remnant of one, in a decapitated skull that dates back more than 2,000 years. Inside the skull, the scientists found "a yellow substance which scans showed to be shrunken, but brain-shaped," according to a University of York statement. "I'm amazed and excited that scanning has shown structures which appear to be unequivocally of brain origin," said Philip Duffey, a neurologist at York Hospital who scanned the skull. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28195224/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted December 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 from "what you wish..." forum, another classic from the master - That my GF will stop wanting sex six times a night and let me get some bloody sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted December 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 I love dog but I like cat...like to sqeeze cats balls...its cute :twisted: ...you may dont know the cat like it when his balls was softly squeezed (massage)...its good for their health. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeiL_63 Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 "Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning." :roll: :twisted: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 "Now that?s what I call meaningless sh*t." Pandorea discussing the lyrical mertis of Katie Melua... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted December 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 Took a lot of searching and hard thinking, but this one from kyotokoala does it for me. I love to think of what Queenslanders do in their spare time after bending bananas all day. (Um, he is talking about nasty posts on TF forums :roll: )I sat here one night with a few good friends as they were as shocked as I, even more so not even understanding the Native speaker's posting structure which was more often than not off topic. :twisted: haha...id forgotten about this absolute gem. Well done finding it for the collection Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted December 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 im surprised nobody has dredged up any paugh2urd classics yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted December 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 a worthy mention... I dont like to be kissed or held romantically at all. I like to be spat on, slapped, pushed around then bent over and wacked right up the jacksie with no lube...when it hurts me, just do it harder. Pm me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loburt Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 I don't think that one can be topped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 PiAnt wrote: I made sure the lights were low before she came, and left the door unlocked. the house lay silent as she entered the door, nervous and excited. She whispered my name and I reached for her hand. She giggled and pushed herself against me while, with her lips, she searched my face for mine. We stood there awhile kissing and holding, until we began to undress each other. Our clothes were cast aside until we stood naked together. Her body in my arms and mine in hers. I kissed her face, neck, shoulders and arms. Her breasts heaved against my chest and I bowed to kiss them. Such wonderful softness. How could such a simple thing be so captivating and beautiful? Showering her body with soft kisses, I then carried her to the shower where I proceeded to gently wash her curves. Feeling each part of her sumptuous body as I washed her. I towelled her body gently, taking care to ensure she felt each of my movements, before I once more carried her to the bed, whereupon I layed her gently, kissed her eyes, face, neck shoulders, breasts, tummy and her soft thighs, bringing her into excited anticipation of where my tongue would go next, just before the bikes started on ESPN. Hey, there's little coverage as it is. Another PiAnt classic from the vaults... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 PiAnt wrote: I made sure the lights were low before she came, and left the door unlocked. the house lay silent as she entered the door, nervous and excited. She whispered my name and I reached for her hand. She giggled and pushed herself against me while, with her lips, she searched my face for mine. We stood there awhile kissing and holding, until we began to undress each other. Our clothes were cast aside until we stood naked together. Her body in my arms and mine in hers. I kissed her face, neck, shoulders and arms. Her breasts heaved against my chest and I bowed to kiss them. Such wonderful softness. How could such a simple thing be so captivating and beautiful? Showering her body with soft kisses, I then carried her to the shower where I proceeded to gently wash her curves. Feeling each part of her sumptuous body as I washed her. I towelled her body gently, taking care to ensure she felt each of my movements, before I once more carried her to the bed, whereupon I layed her gently, kissed her eyes, face, neck shoulders, breasts, tummy and her soft thighs, bringing her into excited anticipation of where my tongue would go next, just before the bikes started on ESPN. Hey, there's little coverage as it is. Another PiAnt classic from the vaults... How did you find this PiAnt's romantic piece? or was he writting it to you, personally? Where is PiAnt btw? I kinda miss him. It was in a thread called ' write the sexiest paragraph' sadly PiAnt was eaten by some Papua New Guinean headhunters who took umbrage at his insurance selling skills... :wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 im surprised nobody has dredged up any paugh2urd classics yet. his 'talents' aren't interesting or funny, just depressing. especially for anyone naive enough to believe that evolution is progressing toward anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iam_sweethoney Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 PiAnt wrote: I made sure the lights were low before she came, and left the door unlocked. the house lay silent as she entered the door, nervous and excited. She whispered my name and I reached for her hand. She giggled and pushed herself against me while, with her lips, she searched my face for mine. We stood there awhile kissing and holding, until we began to undress each other. Our clothes were cast aside until we stood naked together. Her body in my arms and mine in hers. I kissed her face, neck, shoulders and arms. Her breasts heaved against my chest and I bowed to kiss them. Such wonderful softness. How could such a simple thing be so captivating and beautiful? Showering her body with soft kisses, I then carried her to the shower where I proceeded to gently wash her curves. Feeling each part of her sumptuous body as I washed her. I towelled her body gently, taking care to ensure she felt each of my movements, before I once more carried her to the bed, whereupon I layed her gently, kissed her eyes, face, neck shoulders, breasts, tummy and her soft thighs, bringing her into excited anticipation of where my tongue would go next, just before the bikes started on ESPN. Hey, there's little coverage as it is. Another PiAnt classic from the vaults... wow! that's so erotic.. till the ESPN bit ... xoxo B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomaswd Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 It is always best to be a blade of grass and not a bamboo tree in any storm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 PiAnt wrote: I made sure the lights were low before she came, and left the door unlocked. the house lay silent as she entered the door, nervous and excited. She whispered my name and I reached for her hand. She giggled and pushed herself against me while, with her lips, she searched my face for mine. We stood there awhile kissing and holding, until we began to undress each other. Our clothes were cast aside until we stood naked together. Her body in my arms and mine in hers. I kissed her face, neck, shoulders and arms. Her breasts heaved against my chest and I bowed to kiss them. Such wonderful softness. How could such a simple thing be so captivating and beautiful? Showering her body with soft kisses, I then carried her to the shower where I proceeded to gently wash her curves. Feeling each part of her sumptuous body as I washed her. I towelled her body gently, taking care to ensure she felt each of my movements, before I once more carried her to the bed, whereupon I layed her gently, kissed her eyes, face, neck shoulders, breasts, tummy and her soft thighs, bringing her into excited anticipation of where my tongue would go next, just before the bikes started on ESPN. Hey, there's little coverage as it is. Another PiAnt classic from the vaults... wow! that's so erotic.. till the ESPN bit ... xoxo B. geeezzzz wommeeennn !!! ESPN is when it starts to get f**king erotic !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakeGeneve Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 I love dog but I like cat...like to sqeeze cats balls...its cute :twisted: ...you may dont know the cat like it when his balls was softly squeezed (massage)...its good for their health. I hope she has moved onto bigger and better 'things' since then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Mike Posted January 5, 2009 Report Share Posted January 5, 2009 making Canadians cry is way too easy.... Iain's discussing about A BOOB JOB!!! You must have missed the part about the Pineapples. The latest forum posts should be 10 articles long instead of 8 . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterMatlock Posted January 5, 2009 Report Share Posted January 5, 2009 making Canadians cry is way too easy.... Iain's discussing about A BOOB JOB!!! I would have chosen Iain's tale of a Canadian airman buggering his Great Aunt from the same forum. hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted January 5, 2009 Report Share Posted January 5, 2009 :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted January 5, 2009 Report Share Posted January 5, 2009 making Canadians cry is way too easy.... Iain's discussing about A BOOB JOB!!! You must have missed the part about the Pineapples. The latest forum posts should be 10 articles long instead of 8 . leave my ripe juicy Cherimoyas out of this!!! My nomination for quote of the day is p'Nicky pretending to be a scary mod!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Mike Posted January 5, 2009 Report Share Posted January 5, 2009 Canada sucks, beer. There I said, throw me some Pineapples and a beer.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterMatlock Posted January 5, 2009 Report Share Posted January 5, 2009 Canada sucks, beer.There I said, throw me some Pineapples and a beer.. I'd love to know if there's any place in BKK that sells Canadian beer. You know, just in case I'm ever able to drink again? :cry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Mike Posted January 5, 2009 Report Share Posted January 5, 2009 Canada sucks, beer.There I said, throw me some Pineapples and a beer.. I'd love to know if there's any place in BKK that sells Canadian beer. You know, just in case I'm ever able to drink again? :cry: Yes! The Emporium. Do I get a free beer for the right answer? Still waiting for the UPS tracking number on the fridge... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted January 5, 2009 Report Share Posted January 5, 2009 Canada sucks, beer.There I said, throw me some Pineapples and a beer.. I'd love to know if there's any place in BKK that sells Canadian beer. You know, just in case I'm ever able to drink again? :cry: Just p*ss in a half full bottle of singha and pretend it's a full bottle of Labatts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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