DANNO Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 could be a whole new section for TF;'Ask Zeus' I look forward to it... Sounds like a "Win --Win" ?Is a thread on TF a hoax? Can anyone take a joke? What is an offense? oh oh sorry...ya'll were joking! :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 Oh and I'm not scared of red meat, red wine, meteorites, killer bees, Ebola virus, Chinese expansionism, germ warfare, radical Islamists or any of the other scares threatening my existence these days either. But you guys had better RUN!!! The sky is falling down and the Emperor has no clothes! (United - 2-1 goes top of the table) (Dave - drunk goes to bottom of bed) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 (Dave - drunk goes to bottom of bed) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 ...ya'll were joking! you are sounding disturbingly like a Tennessee Williams monologue... :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 Scientists don't fully understand gravity, deep sea exploration, El Nino etc. What makes you believe they know the future so clearly? Good point! All these rocket scientists with their fancy-schmancy orbital mechanics want us to believe they can zip a craft around the sun and planets, travel for 7 years, and then land it within a few kilometers of a target when they don't fully understand gravity. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassini-Huygens) Where's the common sense in that? Pack of lies! Is there a moon hoax thread on TF? :roll: ****** As for the "ice age" that scientists predicted in the 70's...they didn't. http://www.wmconnolley.org.uk/sci/iceage/ Even Richard Lindzen, arch AGW skeptic, admits the "ice age" theory was a media product, not a scientific one. Science doesn't know how gravity works... It just does. Handily. When I was a kid, science warned me an ice age was imminent. Politicians warned me a nuclear war was imminent. Teachers warned me there were no jobs available. Well f*ck 'em all. They were wrong. I live a pretty green lifestyle (by accident). But if I was a billionaire, I'd still fly my Lear jet to the Maldives for a weekend scuba diving. What do you DO? All you cyber defenders? Come online to espouse the latest doom laden predictions? But sitting in your aircon apartments and flying on holiday a couple of times a year? Bollocks to the lot of you. I've got one life and I want to enjoy it. Am I worried about 100 years' time? No!!! And no generation before this one has been either! Feed the hungry. Clean the oceans. Stop the diseases. Give jobs to the jobless. Homes to the homeless. Stop wars. Stop terrorists. Find alternative fuels. Worry about the polar bears? f*ck 'em. Do something real, worthwhile and current! just paint the lear jet green... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 ...ya'll were joking! you are sounding disturbingly like a Tennessee Williams monologue... :wink: I'll be Big Daddy you're Virginia Wolffe did New Warrior make the audition???? He can play the dirty sheets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 ...ya'll were joking! you are sounding disturbingly like a Tennessee Williams monologue... :wink: I'll be Big Daddy you're Virginia Wolffe did New Warrior make the audition???? He can play the dirty sheets no, he didn't make the audition apparently he has a part in a tampon commercial... he plays the tampon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 back to sleep every things fine !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beej Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 Bollocks to the lot of you. I've got one life and I want to enjoy it. Am I worried about 100 years' time? No!!! And no generation before this one has been either! Got any kids..... :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 Bollocks to the lot of you. I've got one life and I want to enjoy it. Am I worried about 100 years' time? No!!! And no generation before this one has been either! Got any kids..... :roll: it's ok Its a Hoax so who cares ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 Science doesn't know how gravity works... It just does. Handily. well thats not true. Read 'Fabric of the Cosmos' - Brian Greene. Has a brilliant explanation of how gravity works and many other mind blowing things. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fabric_of_the_Cosmos Carry on chaps... riveting stuff :roll: . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 Science doesn't know how gravity works... It just does. Handily. well thats not true. Read 'Fabric of the Cosmos' - Brian Greene. Has a brilliant explanation of how gravity works and many other mind blowing things. . It's still called 'Gravitational Theory' for a reason. We know it works, but we only have theories as to how and why it works. Beej - no kids and no plans to have any. I'm all in favour of curbing carbon fuel use - but for reasons of pollution, not global warming. So why does anyone care if I agree with them or not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Moobs Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 ...ya'll were joking! you are sounding disturbingly like a Tennessee Williams monologue... :wink: I don't think he's a real Southron. He mispelled "y'all." A true Southron would have spelled it correctly. He must be a carpetbagger DOOK fan who hangs out with Dukie Vitale drinking Coach Kryshitskis virgin tears. :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Moobs Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 Carry on chaps... riveting stuff :roll: . Don't you think so. I mean like every thread on here is riveting. Like totally DUDE! :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beej Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 I don't think he's a real Southron. He mispelled mmmmm doesn't that make him more REAL????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 I love it.It can be a discussion about pimples on the a*s of termites and Zeus will claim that he's the only one who's actually read anything about it. What do you know about African and European Swallows and their ability to carry coconuts? Pls enlighten us. :twisted: when all else fails, change the subject. hope your investments work out because your comedy career won't. you know how much i need to read on most subjects to have read more than you? incredibly close to nothing. that's why it's so easy. *if* you paid any attention (big if, i know) you'd notice i don't post an opinion on subjects such as the middle east. guess what? exactly because i don't read about them. damn shame you're too ****-stupid and/or dishonest and/or arrogant to do so on subjects *you* are not informed about. you wear your ignorance like a badge of honor. so i guess you're conceding that i have a "right" to "express" my "opinion" then, huh? can you make one of your canned speeches about MY right to post MY opinion? or is that only reserved for people are ass-ignorant even by TF standards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 ...ya'll were joking! you are sounding disturbingly like a Tennessee Williams monologue... :wink: I don't think he's a real Southron. He mispelled "y'all." A true Southron would have spelled it correctly. He must be a carpetbagger DOOK fan who hangs out with Dukie Vitale drinking Coach Kryshitskis virgin tears. :twisted: now you can insult a man all you want but when you call him a Dookie, them's SERIOUS charges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 Scientists don't fully understand gravity, deep sea exploration, El Nino etc. What makes you believe they know the future so clearly? Good point! All these rocket scientists with their fancy-schmancy orbital mechanics want us to believe they can zip a craft around the sun and planets, travel for 7 years, and then land it within a few kilometers of a target when they don't fully understand gravity. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassini-Huygens) Where's the common sense in that? Pack of lies! Is there a moon hoax thread on TF? :roll: ****** As for the "ice age" that scientists predicted in the 70's...they didn't. http://www.wmconnolley.org.uk/sci/iceage/ Even Richard Lindzen, arch AGW skeptic, admits the "ice age" theory was a media product, not a scientific one. Science doesn't know how gravity works... It just does. Handily. When I was a kid, science warned me an ice age was imminent. Politicians warned me a nuclear war was imminent. Teachers warned me there were no jobs available. Well f*ck 'em all. They were wrong. I live a pretty green lifestyle (by accident). But if I was a billionaire, I'd still fly my Lear jet to the Maldives for a weekend scuba diving. What do you DO? All you cyber defenders? Come online to espouse the latest doom laden predictions? But sitting in your aircon apartments and flying on holiday a couple of times a year? Bollocks to the lot of you. I've got one life and I want to enjoy it. Am I worried about 100 years' time? No!!! And no generation before this one has been either! Feed the hungry. Clean the oceans. Stop the diseases. Give jobs to the jobless. Homes to the homeless. Stop wars. Stop terrorists. Find alternative fuels. Worry about the polar bears? f*ck 'em. Do something real, worthwhile and current! not much wrong with your rant except the part where you drag science into it. YOU. READ. TABLOID. TRASH. you know sweet **** all about what "science" says. pretty much every time you mention "science" you demonstrate this to anyone who had science up to a junior high level. maybe, just maybe it's time to direct your rant at the people you are really talking about--activists. most of them know sweet **** all about what "science" says, and are just as eager to invoke it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 Science doesn't know how gravity works... It just does. Handily. well thats not true. Read 'Fabric of the Cosmos' - Brian Greene. Has a brilliant explanation of how gravity works and many other mind blowing things. . It's still called 'Gravitational Theory' for a reason. We know it works, but we only have theories as to how and why it works. Beej - no kids and no plans to have any. I'm all in favour of curbing carbon fuel use - but for reasons of pollution, not global warming. So why does anyone care if I agree with them or not? Sir Isaac Newton Is rolling in his grave :shock: guess he will now be called Sir Isaac bunch of numbers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 not much wrong with your rant except the part where you drag science into it. YOU. READ. TABLOID. TRASH. you know sweet f*ck all about what "science" says. pretty much every time you mention "science" you demonstrate this to anyone who had science up to a junior high level. maybe, just maybe it's time to direct your rant at the people you are really talking about--activists. most of them know sweet f*ck all about what "science" says, and are just as eager to invoke it. If you want in-depth, meaningful scientific debates with Climatologists, get the **** off Thailand Friends! It's an internet forum - seriously, get some perspective and look in the mirror - TF IS tabloid trash! Not only are you reading it, but you're writing it AND getting worked up about it! The people I'm addressing are the scaremongers and doomsayers who predict the end of the world at every turn. They come online to tell us how terrible everything is and how mankind is to blame... but that's all they do. Talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Moobs Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 I love it.It can be a discussion about pimples on the a*s of termites and Zeus will claim that he's the only one who's actually read anything about it. What do you know about African and European Swallows and their ability to carry coconuts? Pls enlighten us. :twisted: when all else fails, change the subject. hope your investments work out because your comedy career won't. you know how much i need to read on most subjects to have read more than you? incredibly close to nothing. that's why it's so easy. *if* you paid any attention (big if, i know) you'd notice i don't post an opinion on subjects such as the middle east. guess what? exactly because i don't read about them. damn shame you're too sh*t-stupid and/or dishonest and/or arrogant to do so on subjects *you* are not informed about. you wear your ignorance like a badge of honor. so i guess you're conceding that i have a "right" to "express" my "opinion" then, huh? can you make one of your canned speeches about MY right to post MY opinion? or is that only reserved for people are a*s-ignorant even by TF standards. post all the opinions you'd like...I know you will. You love to rant about your own little favorite items. Usually about how much you know and others don't. AWESOME! I posted my opinion mostly on the fact that I give a **** about this bullshit only in so much as it affects my bottom line. Other than that, I think it's another BIG scare. NEO-CONs use war and imminent threat of attack. Tranzy-Progs and the like use social concerns such as Global Warming. It's almost always over-hyped. And it always makes someone rich... Praise the Gods of Climatology. My speeches aren't canned. I keep them in plastic wrap and burlap bags. So what offerings do the Gods of Climatology accept. Is it a first born or just hot air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Moobs Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 ...ya'll were joking! you are sounding disturbingly like a Tennessee Williams monologue... :wink: I don't think he's a real Southron. He mispelled "y'all." A true Southron would have spelled it correctly. He must be a carpetbagger DOOK fan who hangs out with Dukie Vitale drinking Coach Kryshitskis virgin tears. :twisted: now you can insult a man all you want but when you call him a Dookie, them's SERIOUS charges. Especially for a tar hole fan... :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Moobs Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 I don't think he's a real Southron. He mispelled mmmmm doesn't that make him more REAL????????? I struggled with that a bit, but, finally came to the conclusion that "y'all" is the ONE word that a true Southron should know how to spell. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Moobs Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 not much wrong with your rant except the part where you drag science into it. YOU. READ. TABLOID. TRASH. you know sweet f*ck all about what "science" says. pretty much every time you mention "science" you demonstrate this to anyone who had science up to a junior high level. maybe, just maybe it's time to direct your rant at the people you are really talking about--activists. most of them know sweet f*ck all about what "science" says, and are just as eager to invoke it. If you want in-depth, meaningful scientific debates with Climatologists, get the f*ck off Thailand Friends! It's an internet forum - seriously, get some perspective and look in the mirror - TF IS tabloid trash! Not only are you reading it, but you're writing it AND getting worked up about it! The people I'm addressing are the scaremongers and doomsayers who predict the end of the world at every turn. They come online to tell us how terrible everything is and how mankind is to blame... but that's all they do. Talk. Dude? WTF! Perspective! We don't need that ****. If everyone went out and got perspective, no one would post on internet forums. Are you trying to hurt TF? Destroy it? WTF! Aside from that, he just wants an excuse to rant about your rant and tell us all how much more he knows than everyone else and tell us that wé're ******* idiots. It's as good an excuse as any. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 not much wrong with your rant except the part where you drag science into it. YOU. READ. TABLOID. TRASH. you know sweet f*ck all about what "science" says. pretty much every time you mention "science" you demonstrate this to anyone who had science up to a junior high level. maybe, just maybe it's time to direct your rant at the people you are really talking about--activists. most of them know sweet f*ck all about what "science" says, and are just as eager to invoke it. If you want in-depth, meaningful scientific debates with Climatologists, get the f*ck off Thailand Friends! It's an internet forum - seriously, get some perspective and look in the mirror - TF IS tabloid trash! Not only are you reading it, but you're writing it AND getting worked up about it! trust. i'm aware of what TF is about. although careful what conclusion you jump to about "getting worked up about it!" might be worth remembering that you're looking at words on a page and your (or anyone's) imagination does the rest. The people I'm addressing are the scaremongers and doomsayers who predict the end of the world at every turn. They come online to tell us how terrible everything is and how mankind is to blame... but that's all they do. Talk. and all i was saying is it'd be clearer if you address the people your'e addressing rather than science or scientists. yeah yeah i know *they* say "science says" but if you check you'd find that science doesn't say that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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