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stupid is as stupid does!

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HOW ON EARTH THIS DUMPEST TRAVELING WITH THIS LOTS OF CASH? DOESNT HE EVER HEARD OF THE WORD BANKS?????!

WHY I NEVER FIND ANY KIND OF THIS GUYS FALLING in MY TRAP!!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrr

perhaps it's your profile pic Mistress Kun.

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Be patient with me my dear. I will gain weight in no time...

Just wait to say... Ooh my.. whats an a*s :lol:

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stupid is as stupid does!

:lol:

HOW ON EARTH THIS DUMPEST TRAVELING WITH THIS LOTS OF CASH? DOESNT HE EVER HEARD OF THE WORD BANKS?????!

WHY I NEVER FIND ANY KIND OF THIS GUYS FALLING in MY TRAP!!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrr

perhaps it's your profile pic Mistress Kun.

:twisted:

Be patient with me my dear. I will gain weight in no time...

Just wait to say... Ooh my.. whats an a*s :lol:

bloody hope so or you will be snapped like a twig!!!

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americas got talent - Matt and Anthony - group has got no name?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkQLqGkxKeg&feature=related

a little blue eyed soul

rashida jolley ~ killin - em... softly

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jJPxnlUXGU&NR=1

here's some youtube shout outs!!

daniel d - youtube blame it on the alcohol

J.R.A - homie is a good crooner - : - definitely connected with the vibe.

more J.R.A.

ok heres some WTF's ~ headlines

The death of Walter Cronkite truly is the end of an era. One that's never coming back -- and one which this country should mourn with everything inside it.

interesting commentary on todays media on a whole :idea:

http://www.deusexmalcontent.com/2009/07/way-it-was-and-never-will-be-again.html

is this orwellian or what? No more questions good citizen :shock:

http://business.theatlantic.com/2009/07/amazon_to_world_we_are_not_evil_totalitarians.php

it is definitely "again" the law to ring doobells while naked in san mateo :twisted:

http://www.mercurynews.com/weirdnews/ci_12859824

sir you are under arrest for ringing doobells while naked and you have the right to remain silent and for the love of god please put some clothes on.. :?

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Man Catches Fire After Being Tasered

SYDNEY (July 21) -- A man whose relatives say had been sniffing gasoline burst into flames after a police officer Tasered him as he ran at officials carrying a container of fuel, police said Tuesday.

The man, identified by his family as 36-year-old Ronald Mitchell, was in critical condition at a Perth hospital in Western Australia state following Monday's incident in Warburton, an Aboriginal community 950 miles (1,540 kilometers) northeast of Perth.

Western Australia police said they were responding to a complaint at a house when Mitchell ran outside carrying a cigarette lighter and a large plastic bottle containing what they believe was fuel. When he refused to stop running toward them, one officer Tasered him, police said in a statement.

The man was immediately engulfed in flames. The officer threw him to the ground and smothered the blaze with his hands, the statement said. Mitchell was charged with assault to prevent arrest and possession of a sniffing substance.

An 18-year-old woman threw rocks at the officer as he tried to help, and he was later treated for a cut on his head and burns to his hands, police said.

The woman was charged with two counts of assaulting an officer, police Sgt. Graham Clifford said. Two others at the house were charged with possessing a sniffing substance.

Mitchell's sister, Morinda West, told The Australian newspaper that her brother had been sniffing gasoline and that when he ran out of the house he was carrying a lighter and an orange juice container full of gasoline.

Police spokeswoman Susan Usher said Mitchell appeared to have received third-degree burns to about ten percent of his body.

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Western Australia Police Commissioner Karl O'Callaghan defended the officer's actions on Tuesday, calling Mitchell a known gasoline sniffer and violent offender.

"The police officers were concerned that they were going to be burnt so they deployed a Taser," O'Callaghan told reporters in Perth. "The only other choice they would have had is to use a police-issue firearm and the circumstances would almost certainly have been far more grave."

O'Callaghan also said that while Mitchell did burst into flames after the Taser was deployed, it wasn't immediately clear if the stun gun actually sparked the fire.

"There is a very strong possibility the fire was caused by the lighter in the hand of the offender," he said.

The officer who Tasered Mitchell was not suspended, Clifford said.

(from aol news)

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PATONG, PHUKET: -- Tourists ran for their lives when a gunfight erupted between two gangs on the Patong beachfront today. One man was killed and three injured in the Patong shootout.

Bystanders said two gangs of Thai men began shooting at each other on the site of the burned out Jintana shopping center on the Patong beach road in the early afternoon.

One witness said a gang of five Thai men started shooting at a gang of three men. The smaller gang returned fire.

The gunfight moved along the beach road to near the Clublime nightclub.

Police from a nearby checkpoint raced to the scene and organized ambulances to take the injured to hospitals.

One man was taken to Patong Hospital, where he later died.

The other three were taken to the Bangkok International Hospital in Wichit, where they are being treated in the intensive care unit.

Police chased a number of the gunmen down backstreet sois and arrested at least two men.

Police would only reveal the nick names of the men arrested as "Bank" and "Ood".

The dead man is believed to be linked to the dispute over the ownership rights to the Jintana Plaza Shopping Center opposite Loma Park, which has been damaged by fire at least five times in the past two years.

The centre's heiress Komkai Kositkoon was murdered in July last year.

Police believe this latest outbreak of violence is linked to a dispute over the Jintana Plaza land. Police confirmed that one of the men arrested had ties to the plaza.

Kathu Police Superintendent Grissak Songmoonark said police recovered a number of bullets and spent cartridges from the scene.

Police were aware of the ongoing dispute and he was confident of arresting all of the men involved in the shootout very quickly, he said.

Tommy Somsanuk, marketing manager of the Clublime nightclub, said he heard a commotion just before the two gangs started shooting at each other.

?People were running for cover everywhere,? he said.

Mr Somsanuk said he saw police chase two men down a shopping soi.

?They caught them both and took them away on the back of a police truck,? he said.

(from Phuket Gazette via ThaiVisa)

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06dsOwfe7xo

footage of the tragic death of young British Formula 2 driver Henry Surtees in a freak accident where the wheel came off a crashing car, and bounced over track, hitting Henry on the head.

OMG. That's really one 'WTF' news, was the wheel heavy enough to snap his neck? really bad luck that one. :(

he died from severe head injuries later that day. Those wheels are pretty damn big and with his speed and the wheel's speed, the force will have been tremendous.

Only 18 and following in his dad's footsteps; a former Formula 1 Champ and the only man ever to have been world champion on both 2 and 4 wheels.

:(

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that is very aweful - what a fluke for him to be hit by a tire - those cars dont have a bar protection they probably will review if they should redesign the drivers cock pit or not im sure for sheer safety reason...

New york times - Afganistan - frontline photos - not really a WTF but very interesting...

http://lens.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/07/21/assignment-4/?ref=global-home

peace officer pulls weapon to speed up breakfast at McD's

http://www.denverpost.com/ci_12880594

pepper spray for ATM's in south africa?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/jul/12/south-africa-cash-machine-pepper-spray

apple approves Ipot application - it helps you find your local cannabis dealer

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2544992/iPhone-application-lets-you-find-nearest-cannabis-dealer.html?iPot

traffic light malfunction....but for 30 years? :shock:

http://www.yomiuri.co.jp/dy/national/20090720TDY03101.htm

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what a fluke for him to be hit by a tire

My minivan was hit on the way home today. Something slammed into my side window and caused the window to shatter into thousands of pieces as safety glass does. I am fine except for my neck which I hurt reacting to the loud noise at 65 mph. As I drove off I remembered another loud noise about 25 years before on the west bound side of the same road at about the same place. That loud noise was caused by a tire that came off a vehicle and hit my dads truck while I was sleeping as we went to work. I'll have my window fixed by a friend and my neck will heal but I will be watching that area of rt22. It has become my devils triangle for the area :shock:

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Attempted robbery ends with torn genitals, Viagra hangover

By staff writers | July 22, 2009

Article from: NEWS.com.au

THE attempted armed robbery of a Russian hairdresser became a three-day sex ordeal for the would-be thief, leaving him with torn genitals and a Viagra hangover.

IT website The Register reports the man, known as Viktor, tried to rob the hairdresser in the town of Meshchovsk.

The owner, 28-year-old Olga, agreed to hand over the takings but as she was giving him the money, used her karate skills to knock him to the ground and tie him up with a hairdryer cord.

She then locked him in the storeroom and told colleagues she?d call the police.

However, she instead stripped him and cuffed him to a heater with a pair of fluffy pink handcuffs. She then fed him Viagra and raped him several times over the next four days.

When finally released, Viktor went first to hospital for treatment for his torn frenulum, and then reported Olga to the police. When she was arrested, Olga reported him for robbery.

?What a b**tard,? shecomplained.

?Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I?ve bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1000 roubles when he left.?

Viktor admitted she had fed him well.

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Thaksin Shinawatra agrees that ye be mateys on ye olde Facebook..

Thaksin agrees that ye sailed together on ye olde Facebook.

T' spy on Thaksin's Litany of Misdeeds or t' scribble on his Plank, stab below:

http://www.facebook.com/n/?profile.php&id=100000066798500&mid=d09130G2d0976fcG5d83f94G1b

Thaksin be a new recruit! Plunder this island and suggest mateys to Thaksin:

http://www.facebook.com/n/?profile.php&id=100000066798500&mid=d09130G2d0976fcG5d83f94G1b&suggestfriends

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Now if I can just get him to agree to a game of scrabble...

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Sorry I'm still reading WTF articles but a slow week :)=

ouch, ouch, oh yea and did I say ouch!!

http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2009/07/annville_woman_charged_with_pu.html

injury to your bottom literally

http://www.whiotv.com/news/20169276/detail.html

I love this headline: the headline doest mean what you think it means

http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/dpp/money/job_news_fairs/How_to_Blow_the_Best_Job_in_the_World

british officials reported 100,000 new cases of swine flu

http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/dpp/money/job_news_fairs/How_to_Blow_the_Best_Job_in_the_World

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"FARMERS in an eastern Indian state have asked their unmarried daughters to plough parched fields naked in a bid to embarrass the weather gods to bring some badly needed monsoon rain.

Witnesses said the naked girls in Bihar state plowed the fields and chanted ancient hymns after sunset to invoke the gods.

They said elderly village women helped the girls drag the ploughs.

"They (villagers) believe their acts would get the weather gods badly embarrassed, who in turn would ensure bumper crops by sending rains," Upendra Kumar, a village council official, said.

"This is the most trusted social custom in the area and the villagers have vowed to continue this practice until it rains very heavily."

India this year suffered its worst start to the vital monsoon rains in eight decades, causing drought in some states."

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25832980-13762,00.html

It rains waaaay too much in Thailand.

:lol::lol::lol:

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Attempted robbery ends with torn genitals, Viagra hangover

By staff writers | July 22, 2009 Article from: NEWS.com.au

THE attempted armed robbery of a Russian hairdresser became a three-day sex ordeal for the would-be thief, leaving him with torn genitals and a Viagra hangover. IT website The Register reports the man, known as Viktor, tried to rob the hairdresser in the town of Meshchovsk.

The owner, 28-year-old Olga, agreed to hand over the takings but as she was giving him the money, used her karate skills to knock him to the ground and tie him up with a hairdryer cord. She then locked him in the storeroom and told colleagues she?d call the police.

However, she instead stripped him and cuffed him to a heater with a pair of fluffy pink handcuffs. She then fed him Viagra and raped him several times over the next four days. When finally released, Viktor went first to hospital for treatment for his torn frenulum, and then reported Olga to the police. When she was arrested, Olga reported him for robbery. ?What a b**tard,? she complained.

?Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I?ve bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1000 roubles when he left.? Viktor admitted she had fed him well.

This sounds like a bad B-grade novel. :shock:

Can't help but think that she has done this before given that she had "pink fluffy handcuffs" in the store. Don't mess with anyone called Olga!

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FARMERS in an eastern Indian state have asked their unmarried daughters to plough parched fields naked in a bid to embarrass the weather gods to bring some badly needed monsoon rain.

I am seriously thinking of moving to the countryside in eastern India..oh my G

and I will bring a rain machine with me..there is no telling of what I might get if I make rain :P :shock:

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FARMERS in an eastern Indian state have asked their unmarried daughters to plough parched fields naked in a bid to embarrass the weather gods to bring some badly needed monsoon rain.

I am seriously thinking of moving to the countryside in eastern India..oh my G

and I will bring a rain machine with me..there is no telling of what I might get if I make rain :P :shock:

Probably more than you bargained for! (pun intended). :wink:

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FARMERS in an eastern Indian state have asked their unmarried daughters to plough parched fields naked in a bid to embarrass the weather gods to bring some badly needed monsoon rain.

I am seriously thinking of moving to the countryside in eastern India..oh my G

and I will bring a rain machine with me..there is no telling of what I might get if I make rain :P :shock:

Probably more than you bargained for! (pun intended). :wink:

farmers in eastern india

- unmarried daughters to plough parched fields

- naked in a bid to embarrass the weather gods

- more than he bargained for

- GK - speechless :wink:

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Palestinians threaten Bruno star

Sacha Baron Cohen has been threatened by a militant Palestinian group angered at its portrayal in his latest movie Bruno.

The Al Aqsa Martyrs' Brigades, a group of Palestinian militias in the West Bank, were said in a statement issued in Jerusalem to be "very upset" to be mentioned.

The group said they would "reserve the right to respond in the way we find suitable against this man", according to the statement, published on a news website called World Net Daily.

The film ridicules the group and sees Sacha's character, a gay Austrian fashion expert, trying to get kidnapped, saying: "Al Qaeda is so 2001."

The 37-year-old's representatives did not immediately comment on reports that he has stepped up security.

A spokesman for the film declined to comment.

DAMN THOSE FUNNY JEWISH GUYS!!!

:lol:

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