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It's the usual knee-jerk outrage at any comment short of gushing adoration. It's also coupled with a monumental lack of humour.

....Almost certainly there will be a War on Fake Rolex' over the next month.

http://www.bangkokpost.com/breakingnews/297169/fake-luxury-goods-seized

[h=2]Fake luxury goods seized[/h]

The Department of Special Investigation (DSI) on Friday confiscated counterfeit luxury products worth more than 10 million baht in Bangkok.

DSI director general Tarit Pengdit said 2,033 trademark infringement goods were found in a hotel in Sukhumvit area.

Some of the items included Louis Vuitton, Hermes, Chanel, Gucci, Dior, Burberry and Prada handbags and purses as well as Rolex, Chaner and Cartier watches. They were taken to the DSI office on Chaeng Wattana road.

The overall economy of Thailand had been affected by the counterfeit goods, Mr Tarit said.

Last month, United States singer and superstar Lady Gaga arrived in Bangkok to perform a concert and posted this tweet — "I just landed in Bangkok baby! I’m ready for 50,000 screaming Thai monsters. I want to get lost in a lady market and buy fake Rolex."

The post had caused a stir in the country and made some people angry, including permanent secretary for commerce Yanyong Phuangrach, who said her remark had tarnished the country's image.

Mr Yanyong said counterfeit products are a worldwide problem, not just for Thailand, and that fake goods were sold everywhere, including in front of the White House.

Ta-daa!

Please see me for lottery numbers.

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Pacquiao loses to Bradley by decision

Timothy Bradley promised to shock, though the biggest shock in his fight with Manny Pacquiao came from the judges' scorecards.

060912-11-BOXING-Pacquiao-Bradley-OB-PI_20120610014132387_202_97.JPG[h=3]PACQUIAO-BRADLEY[/h] Miss any action from Saturday night's fights? We've got you covered with the best shots from Manny-Pacquiao vs. Timothy Bradley.

In a fight Pacquiao seemed to have in hand, two judges decided otherwise, giving Bradley a split decision Saturday night and ending the Filipino fighter's remarkable seven-year unbeaten run. read more...

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Pacquiao loses to Bradley by decision

Timothy Bradley promised to shock, though the biggest shock in his fight with Manny Pacquiao came from the judges' scorecards.

060912-11-BOXING-Pacquiao-Bradley-OB-PI_20120610014132387_202_97.JPGPACQUIAO-BRADLEY

Miss any action from Saturday night's fights? We've got you covered with the best shots from Manny-Pacquiao vs. Timothy Bradley.

In a fight Pacquiao seemed to have in hand, two judges decided otherwise, giving Bradley a split decision Saturday night and ending the Filipino fighter's remarkable seven-year unbeaten run. read more...

that was a definitely a WTF moment .... i wasn't really listening to the scoring as i had Manny winning the fight easily !!! nearly fell off my chair when they called bradley as the winner !!!

never mind drug testing the fighters .... it's the judges who should be ******* drug tested after that scoring !!!

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that was a definitely a WTF moment .... i wasn't really listening to the scoring as i had Manny winning the fight easily !!! nearly fell off my chair when they called bradley as the winner !!!

never mind drug testing the fighters .... it's the judges who should be ******* drug tested after that scoring !!!

Dude,

we were all saying bullshiat...

Pac landed I believe something like 259 of his punches thrown... and Bradley landed like about 159 of his thrown... so I'm not sure what those two judges were seeing... I think the only way Pac would have won this fight was to literally knock Bradley out...

Bradley looked chiseled and well in shape but didn't IMO make sufficient connects and combo punches.. Once again i'm glad I didn't PPV this fight.. The only reason I saw this one as like the Maywether vs Cotto fight was because of a buddy had paid for it... But boxing IMO is getting so ridiculous these days even fights that I am invited to to see are becoming not worth watching... No wonder why people are getting more attracted to MMA and UFC events. Oh well enough of my rant... Rematch in NOV right... LOL

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Your brain cannot handle Hitlar, a movie about Hitler’s evil Pakistani gangster son

Have you ever thought to yourself, "Gee, didn't The Boys From Brazil really lack catchy disco numbers?" Well, you're in luck, you hypothetical (and presumably insane) alternate history enthusiast!

The 1980s Pakistani action flick Hitlar presents a parallel universe in which der Führer escaped Germany after World War II only to settle down in South Asia. Once there, the deposed tyrant threw his racial dogma to the wind and sired a son (actor Mustafa Qureshi, with swishing Teutonic locks).

The son of Hitler — the eponymous Hitlar — spends his days terrorizing a small town, using his musical sting to petrify his enemies (hear it in the video below), and conversing with paintings of his dead Nazi father. As the blog Die, Danger, Die, Die, Kill explains of this particular plot point:

[in] case there is any doubt in your mind as to whether it is really that Hitler that's being referred to, there are the numerous, swastika-featuring portraits of the man himself that adorn our villain's lair, which essentially serve as the filmmakers' way of saying, "Yes, we totally went there."

And that villain, of course, is Hitlar, the ill-fitting Shirley-Temple-meets-Louis-XIV wig wearing son of Hitler, who, as a shouty prologue narration informs us, fled Germany following the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki (by Germany, apparently) and found happiness in the arms of a Pakistani woman somewhere in the Punjab [...] Old Adolf appears to have passed on sometime between then and the events of this film, but that does not prevent young Hitlar from seeking the counsel of his dad, whom he refers to as "Master," via frequent soliloquies directed toward those aforementioned portraits.

Hitlar's nemesis is played by the late Pakistani megastar Sultan Rahi, whose protagonist is marked for death after defying the evil strongman. How does Hitlar attempt to dispose of the hero? By recruiting an army of bears to slay him. Yes, the son of Hitler has the power to command ursine warriors. In this reality, the history books seemingly double as Mad Libs.

Watch the entire film (in Punjabi, sadly without subtitles) here, and you can read more about Hitlar at Die, Danger, Die, Die, Kill. For more low-budget Pakistani cinema craziness, see that one time Salman Rushdie was disintegrated by some flying, laser-firing Korans. Also, Hitlar is not be confused with the 2011 Punjabi romance Hero Hitler in Love, which has absolutely nothing to do with Adolf Hitler.

http://io9.com/5917368/your-brain-cannot-handle-hitlar-a-movie-about-hitlers-evil-pakistani-gangster-son

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If there was ever a reason to cheer after a child is sexually molested, here it is:

"Sheriff: Father kills man sexually abusing his daughter (with his motherfucking fists)

By Jack Maddox, CNN

updated 3:22 PM EDT, Mon June 11, 2012

STORY HIGHLIGHTS

  • A father punched a man repeatedly in the head with his mother fucking fists after catching him abusing his daughter, officials said
  • Authorities have not identified either
  • The girl is "OK besides the obvious mental trauma," the sheriff says
  • The father is "very remorseful," the sheriff says

(CNN) -- A Texas father caught a man sexually assaulting his 4-year-old daughter and punched him in the head repeatedly, killing him with his motherfucking fists, authorities said.

The father was casually acquainted with the alleged abuser, said Lavaca County Sheriff Micah Harmon.

Neither has been publicly identified.

The girl was left inside the family's house during the social gathering, while other members of her family were tending to horses, the sheriff said.

The alleged abuser was known for his horse-grooming abilities, Harmon said.

The father returned to the house, caught the man in the act, and stopped him by striking him in the head several times with his motherfucking fists, Harmon said.

The man was pronounced dead on the scene, while the daughter was taken to a local hospital in Victoria, Texas, for examinations before being released.

The incident took place Saturday.

Harmon described the girl as "OK besides the obvious mental trauma."

Asked whether they would press charges against the father, the sheriff responded, "You have a right to defend your daughter. He acted in defense of his third person. Once the investigation is completed we will submit it to the district attorney who then submits it to the grand jury, who will decide if they will indict him."

Harmon described the dad as "very remorseful," adding that he didn't know the man was going to die.

Authorities were withholding the deceased man's name while they notified next of kin. Officials did not know immediately if he has a prior criminal history."

Anyhoo...I love how the sheriff is all like, "Yeah, he had the right beat the shit out of him until he died. Next question?"

http://www.cnn.com/2012/06/11/justice/texas-abuser-killed/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

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[h=1]Cooked squid inseminates woman’s “tongue, cheek and gums”[/h]

Here's a story that could put you off calamari for a while. According to a scientific paper from the Journal of Parasitology, a 63-year-old Korean woman "experienced severe pain in her oral cavity immediately after eating a portion of parboiled squid along with its internal organs." She spat out the food in her mouth, but still had a "pricking and foreign-body sensation" in her oral cavity. When she went to the hospital, they removed a dozen "small, white spindle-shaped, bug-like organisms stuck in the mucous membrane of the tongue, cheek, and gingiva."

Yes, the dead squid's spermatophores were still active, and they'd inseminated the woman's mouth.

Danna Staaf from Squid a Day, who found this bizarre story, explains further:

Each spermatophore includes an ejaculatory apparatus, which can expel the sperm mass quite forcefully, and a cement body for attachment. Of course, neither of those is a needle or a knife—the sort of thing you'd expect to need for actual implantation (into either a female squid or a human mouth). I've written a bit about this mystery before. As it turns out, no one is quite sure how spermatophores implant themselves into skin.

But whatever the details, it's happened to humans more than once. An earlier case study reports "sperm stings" from consumption of raw squid, but the recent Journal of Parasitology paper is the first report I've seen of spermatophore activity in a cooked squid (parboiled, to be specific). That's . . . quite impressive, actually.

But don't worry — Staaf notes that Western squid preparations typically remove the internal organs from squid and leave only the muscle — so you're not in any danger of accidentally ingesting spermatophores. Also, they're not dangerous unless they make contact with a mucous membrane. Read tons more about this weird phenomenon at the link. [Squid a Day]

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Detroit Man Gambled Away Over $1.5M After ATM Error

A Detroit man is facing 15 months in prison after he was able to withdraw unlimited ATM cash from his Bank of America account that only held a few dollars.

August 1, because of the bank error, he withdrew $312,000 from ATMs at Greektown Casino in Detroit, then $51,727 the same day from MGM Grand Casino. Finally, on August 18, Bank of America placed a hold on his account when it was overdrawn by over $1.5 million, his indictment states. read more...

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Dude,

we were all saying bullshiat...

Pac landed I believe something like 259 of his punches thrown... and Bradley landed like about 159 of his thrown... so I'm not sure what those two judges were seeing... I think the only way Pac would have won this fight was to literally knock Bradley out...

Bradley looked chiseled and well in shape but didn't IMO make sufficient connects and combo punches.. Once again i'm glad I didn't PPV this fight.. The only reason I saw this one as like the Maywether vs Cotto fight was because of a buddy had paid for it... But boxing IMO is getting so ridiculous these days even fights that I am invited to to see are becoming not worth watching... No wonder why people are getting more attracted to MMA and UFC events. Oh well enough of my rant... Rematch in NOV right... LOL

Pacquiao wants rematch with Bradley - Fox Sports

MANILA, Philippines (AP)

Manny Pacquiao says he wants a rematch with Timothy Bradley after a five-judge panel assembled by the WBO championship committee unanimously favored the Filipino fighter in a video review.

Pacquiao said Thursday he would prefer a rematch rather than Bradley giving up the WBO welterweight title that he won on a split decision because ''people may think I just usurped it.'' The five judges on the review panel all scored the fight in Pacquiao's favor — 117-111, 117-111, 118-110, 116-112 and 115-113. At the June 9 bout in Las Vegas, judge Jerry Roth had it 115-113 for Pacquiao, and Duane Ford and C.J. Ross had it for Bradley by the same score. The Associated Press scored it 117-111 for Pacquiao.

''My supporters shouldn't worry. We're going to get that title,'' Pacquiao said.

The WBO can't overturn the result of the fight.

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Police in South Australia say they're searching for thieves who stole 93 lbs. of mayonnaise from a refrigerated warehouse on Saturday.

Two large tubs of the spread were stolen from a business in Whyalla, about 380 km north of Adelaide, police said.

NewsCore reports police are puzzled by the theft and urge anyone who has heard of people making large amounts of coleslaw or potato salad to call investigators.

OKay I'll ask, WTF?

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[h=1]Kentucky woman glued to Walmart toilet seat[/h]A bathroom break turned embarrassing and painful for a Kentucky woman Tuesday.

Monticello city officials told ABC Action News the woman went to use a toilet in the local Walmart when she realized she was stuck to the seat.

It was later determined the seat was covered in Super Glue.

According to the website, the woman was stuck inside the restroom for nearly an hour.

Police are now investigating the incident.

"We're looking at it. Right now, I wouldn't be prepared to say which way it was -- accident or intention," the city's police chief Ralph Miniard told ABC Action News.com.

Paramedics were on hand to help pull the woman off the seat. She was taken to a nearby hospital to be checked out.

This isn't the first time someone was glued to a toilet seat at a Walmart, ABC Action News says.

A man got stuck to a toilet at a Maryland Walmart on March 31, the result of an April Fool's Day prank.

Putting Super Glue on a toilet is considered a crime, and the perpetrator could face second-degree assault charges, Lt. Matthew Donnelly of the Elkton police department said.

Things that make one just want to bust out laughing too loud ... 55555

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Pacquiao wants rematch with Bradley - Fox Sports

MANILA, Philippines (AP)

Manny Pacquiao says he wants a rematch with Timothy Bradley after a five-judge panel assembled by the WBO championship committee unanimously favored the Filipino fighter in a video review.

Pacquiao said Thursday he would prefer a rematch rather than Bradley giving up the WBO welterweight title that he won on a split decision because ''people may think I just usurped it.'' The five judges on the review panel all scored the fight in Pacquiao's favor — 117-111, 117-111, 118-110, 116-112 and 115-113. At the June 9 bout in Las Vegas, judge Jerry Roth had it 115-113 for Pacquiao, and Duane Ford and C.J. Ross had it for Bradley by the same score. The Associated Press scored it 117-111 for Pacquiao.

''My supporters shouldn't worry. We're going to get that title,'' Pacquiao said.

The WBO can't overturn the result of the fight.

what exactly was the point of getting five "judges" to review that fight if they can't overturn the result ??

i mean a blind ******* man could see Manny won that fight easily !!!

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what exactly was the point of getting five "judges" to review that fight if they can't overturn the result ??

i mean a blind ******* man could see Manny won that fight easily !!!

I agree... This is a shame.. Credibility is at stake puts boxing back 50 years... Well IMO they should be able to overturn it when the judging is this blatantly bad and it's on film to boot... I'm not gonna watch the next one... not gonna get suckered into watching the next one...

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Kentucky woman glued to Walmart toilet seat

A bathroom break turned embarrassing and painful for a Kentucky woman Tuesday.

Monticello city officials told ABC Action News the woman went to use a toilet in the local Walmart when she realized she was stuck to the seat.

It was later determined the seat was covered in Super Glue.

According to the website, the woman was stuck inside the restroom for nearly an hour.

Police are now investigating the incident.

"We're looking at it. Right now, I wouldn't be prepared to say which way it was -- accident or intention," the city's police chief Ralph Miniard told ABC Action News.com.

Paramedics were on hand to help pull the woman off the seat. She was taken to a nearby hospital to be checked out.

This isn't the first time someone was glued to a toilet seat at a Walmart, ABC Action News says.

A man got stuck to a toilet at a Maryland Walmart on March 31, the result of an April Fool's Day prank.

Putting Super Glue on a toilet is considered a crime, and the perpetrator could face second-degree assault charges, Lt. Matthew Donnelly of the Elkton police department said.

Things that make one just want to bust out laughing too loud ... 55555

WTF? how does one accidently put Super Glue on a toliet seat...Doesn't one look down at the toliet seat before sitting down... butt<---- yeah no pun intended I did get a little chuckle... poor woman...

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I agree... This is a shame.. Credibility is at stake puts boxing back 50 years... Well IMO they should be able to overturn it when the judging is this blatantly bad and it's on film to boot... I'm not gonna watch the next one... not gonna get suckered into watching the next one...

i'll probably watch it .... but i'm not gonna ******* pay to watch it !!!

mind u ... i didn't pay to watch the first one either !!!

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