English_Bob Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 I'm a bald guy living by myself. The little hair I have is at most 3mm long. So WHO the HELL comes into my apartment and leaves 18 inch long hairs on the floor? Any other of life's mysteries got you thinking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 I'm a bald guy living by myself. The little hair I have is at most 3mm long.So WHO the HELL comes into my apartment and leaves 18 inch long hairs on the floor? Any other of life's mysteries got you thinking? sheep ???? :roll: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crustyjuggler Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 why some minges still smell like haddock regardless of a soapy scrub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobbes Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 why some minges still smell like haddock regardless of a soapy scrub. Got any pictures? :twisted: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted June 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Why do little guys mouth off so much, then looked shocked when they get a slap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalcat Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 laptop thieves? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigKus Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 I, currently, trying to figure something mystery out. Last couple weeks, about 6 am while sister was shower on second floor, she heard a sound likes someone open house's door ( we hang a bell on it ) when she came down takes a look she heard motor bike drov away and saw wet printed sneaker on the floor in frontyard. I was still in bed at that time. She called me when i got office told me about it and discussed what this guy wants. Its almost impossible to break in to my house for any asset or property as the most precious stuff we have is 10 years old tv. And then again last Saturday,I got back home about 9.30 pm. I saw a guy walking out from my house. I thought he was sister's friend then I waited till he took his motorbike out from my parking space but he drove it away. I asked sister who is that guy she said she didnt even notice that he was there as she was asleep infront tv. at that time and locked the door from inside. This mysterious issue had happened twice !! And now got me paranoided Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bernie009 Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 This is interesting.... I hope its not the GHOST RIDER :idea: I, currently, trying to figure something mystery out.Last couple weeks, about 6 am while sister was shower on second floor, she heard a sound likes someone open house's door ( we hang a bell on it ) when she came down takes a look she heard motor bike drov away and saw wet printed sneaker on the floor in frontyard. I was still in bed at that time. She called me when i got office told me about it and discussed what this guy wants. Its almost impossible to break in to my house for any asset or property as the most precious stuff we have is 10 years old tv. And then again last Saturday,I got back home about 9.30 pm. I saw a guy walking out from my house. I thought he was sister's friend then I waited till he took his motorbike out from my parking space but he drove it away. I asked sister who is that guy she said she didnt even notice that he was there as she was asleep infront tv. at that time and locked the door from inside. This mysterious issue had happened twice !! And now got me paranoided Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crustyjuggler Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 I, currently, trying to figure something mystery out.Last couple weeks, about 6 am while sister was shower on second floor, she heard a sound likes someone open house's door ( we hang a bell on it ) when she came down takes a look she heard motor bike drov away and saw wet printed sneaker on the floor in frontyard. I was still in bed at that time. She called me when i got office told me about it and discussed what this guy wants. Its almost impossible to break in to my house for any asset or property as the most precious stuff we have is 10 years old tv. And then again last Saturday,I got back home about 9.30 pm. I saw a guy walking out from my house. I thought he was sister's friend then I waited till he took his motorbike out from my parking space but he drove it away. I asked sister who is that guy she said she didnt even notice that he was there as she was asleep infront tv. at that time and locked the door from inside. This mysterious issue had happened twice !! And now got me paranoided I would say call the police, but that would probably be 3bhat down the drain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PJack Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 I, currently, trying to figure something mystery out.Last couple weeks, about 6 am while sister was shower on second floor, she heard a sound likes someone open house's door ( we hang a bell on it ) when she came down takes a look she heard motor bike drov away and saw wet printed sneaker on the floor in frontyard. I was still in bed at that time. She called me when i got office told me about it and discussed what this guy wants. Its almost impossible to break in to my house for any asset or property as the most precious stuff we have is 10 years old tv. And then again last Saturday,I got back home about 9.30 pm. I saw a guy walking out from my house. I thought he was sister's friend then I waited till he took his motorbike out from my parking space but he drove it away. I asked sister who is that guy she said she didnt even notice that he was there as she was asleep infront tv. at that time and locked the door from inside. This mysterious issue had happened twice !! And now got me paranoided its a gentleman caller looking for a BigKus date. you should be excited. is he cute? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nave Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Most people get it but a dumb and straight person like me don't ..when a TF says Single but not looking but went to speed dating In an open relationship or ...with a partner but oh well....we don't love each other.... Strange.... Unsolved.... Mysterious.... It's TF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chang Doe Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 ... while sister was shower on second floor... I waited till he took his motorbike out from my parking space but he drove it away. ...she was asleep infront tv. at that time and locked the door from inside You certainly got some really strange ghosts in Thailand, but I've never heard of one that watches girls showering and rides a motorbike :shock: It appears more likely that a lazy burglar agreed with you concerning the old junk in your house (lucky you, he didn't find your new laptop!). Maybe his girl complained when he got home with empty hands, and so he came back to get the tv's model-data for checking it's worth at ebay later. Even burglars are living in the 21st century ;-) Locked doors are no handicap. Modern pick-sets and elektric tools (certain kind of vibrators) can open all usual doors within seconds and almost noiseless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted June 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 What's that brown stuff they sell at Starbucks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crustyjuggler Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 What's that brown stuff they sell at Starbucks? Watery soi dogshit, but they pass it off as coffee... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 why do Germans buy David Hasselhof records?? :? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted June 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Why does David Hasselhoff make records? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted June 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Why do birds, suddenly appear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes? Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David? Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies? :? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crustyjuggler Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 So WHO the HELL comes into my apartment and leaves 18 inch long hairs on the floor? Call Norris McWhirter!! That's gotta be a record pube.. one of digicats?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandorea Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Why do birds, suddenly appear? They long to be close to youuuuuuuuuuu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Why do birds, suddenly appear? They long to be close to youuuuuuuuuuu. Whyyy-yy-yy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandorea Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Why do birds, suddenly appear? They long to be close to youuuuuuuuuuu. Whyyy-yy-yy? ask Karen Carpenters, peemarc. I was just a messager. Oh, **** she's dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Why do birds, suddenly appear? They long to be close to youuuuuuuuuuu. Whyyy-yy-yy? ask Karen Carpenters, peemarc. I was just a messager. Oh, sh*t she's dead. see. Now u gone and spoilt it being sensible. That was next (big) part of the song dear. Oh well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandorea Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Why do birds, suddenly appear? They long to be close to youuuuuuuuuuu. Whyyy-yy-yy? ask Karen Carpenters, peemarc. I was just a messager. Oh, sh*t she's dead. see. Now u gone and spoilt it being sensible. That was next (big) part of the song dear. Oh well... Note to self : must learn to think outside the box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Why does that guy on the BTS smell like he's never showered? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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