The TFers happiness scale

[pandorea]

I picked the beer option because I could really murder a pint or two right about now but have to wait until I finished those pesky antibiotics.

:sweatdrop:

How bad can it be, Hobbes. Take that antibiotic with beer, it's a win-win situation.

Have to agree pandorea! My ex-gf is a doctor... she said "antibiotics + alcohol + rat poison is a great healer".. after I left her.

She can't be a Thai. We are not that complicated. Only a kitchen knife, problem slove!!.

[Admin_2]

I picked the beer option because I could really murder a pint or two right about now but have to wait until I finished those pesky antibiotics.

:sweatdrop:

How bad can it be, Hobbes. Take that antibiotic with beer, it's a win-win situation.

Have to agree pandorea! My ex-gf is a doctor... she said "antibiotics + alcohol + rat poison is a great healer".. after I left her.

She can't be a Thai. We are not that complicated. Only a kitchen knife, problem slove!!.

Ok...I'm getting a bit scared now...Too many TF ladies are bringing up this "relationship problem solver."

:roll: :shock: :roll:

I'm gonna start sleeping on my stomach.

[SweetieBabie]

I picked the beer option because I could really murder a pint or two right about now but have to wait until I finished those pesky antibiotics.

:sweatdrop:

How bad can it be, Hobbes. Take that antibiotic with beer, it's a win-win situation.

Have to agree pandorea! My ex-gf is a doctor... she said "antibiotics + alcohol + rat poison is a great healer".. after I left her.

She can't be a Thai. We are not that complicated. Only a kitchen knife, problem slove!!.

Ok...I'm getting a bit scared now...Too many TF ladies are bringing up this "relationship problem solver."

:roll: :shock: :roll:

I'm gonna start sleeping on my stomach.

Although i think scissors do better job on snipping. A kitchen knife, sometimes leave it hanging. you know what i mean.

[digitalcat]

I picked the beer option because I could really murder a pint or two right about now but have to wait until I finished those pesky antibiotics.

:sweatdrop:

How bad can it be, Hobbes. Take that antibiotic with beer, it's a win-win situation.

Have to agree pandorea! My ex-gf is a doctor... she said "antibiotics + alcohol + rat poison is a great healer".. after I left her.

She can't be a Thai. We are not that complicated. Only a kitchen knife, problem slove!!.

Ok...I'm getting a bit scared now...Too many TF ladies are bringing up this "relationship problem solver."

:roll: :shock: :roll:

I'm gonna start sleeping on my stomach.

Although i think scissors do better job on snipping. A kitchen knife, sometimes leave it hanging. you know what i mean.

ok you and Nave are now in the: DO NOT sleep within 100m radius without a door, category

[Stramash]

I picked the beer option because I could really murder a pint or two right about now but have to wait until I finished those pesky antibiotics.

:sweatdrop:

How bad can it be, Hobbes. Take that antibiotic with beer, it's a win-win situation.

Have to agree pandorea! My ex-gf is a doctor... she said "antibiotics + alcohol + rat poison is a great healer".. after I left her.

She can't be a Thai. We are not that complicated. Only a kitchen knife, problem slove!!.

Ok...I'm getting a bit scared now...Too many TF ladies are bringing up this "relationship problem solver."

:roll: :shock: :roll:

I'm gonna start sleeping on my stomach.

Although i think scissors do better job on snipping. A kitchen knife, sometimes leave it hanging. you know what i mean.

ok you and Nave are now in the: DO NOT sleep within 100m radius without a door, category

sometimes things meant for one purpose can be adapted to another.

Given the obviously violent temperament of some Thai females, and a predilection for exercising those violent tendencies with the aid of sharp kitchen instruments, I have decided to set up a limited company importing and distributing the following apparatus throughout Thailand.

http://img219.imageshack.us/i/56ww0.jpg/

[Ngairo]

I picked the beer option because I could really murder a pint or two right about now but have to wait until I finished those pesky antibiotics.

:sweatdrop:

How bad can it be, Hobbes. Take that antibiotic with beer, it's a win-win situation.

Have to agree pandorea! My ex-gf is a doctor... she said "antibiotics + alcohol + rat poison is a great healer".. after I left her.

She can't be a Thai. We are not that complicated. Only a kitchen knife, problem slove!!.

Ok...I'm getting a bit scared now...Too many TF ladies are bringing up this "relationship problem solver."

:roll: :shock: :roll:

I'm gonna start sleeping on my stomach.

Although i think scissors do better job on snipping. A kitchen knife, sometimes leave it hanging. you know what i mean.

ok you and Nave are now in the: DO NOT sleep within 100m radius without a door, category

sometimes things meant for one purpose can be adapted to another.

Given the obviously violent temperament of some Thai females, and a predilection for exercising those violent tendencies with the aid of sharp kitchen instruments, I have decided to set up a limited company importing and distributing the following apparatus throughout Thailand.

http://img219.imageshack.us/i/56ww0.jpg/

You just have to watch out for rust with those things...and be careful not to give the gf the keys.....

[toma]

I picked the beer option because I could really murder a pint or two right about now but have to wait until I finished those pesky antibiotics.

:sweatdrop:

How bad can it be, Hobbes. Take that antibiotic with beer, it's a win-win situation.

Have to agree pandorea! My ex-gf is a doctor... she said "antibiotics + alcohol + rat poison is a great healer".. after I left her.

She can't be a Thai. We are not that complicated. Only a kitchen knife, problem slove!!.

Ok...I'm getting a bit scared now...Too many TF ladies are bringing up this "relationship problem solver."

:roll: :shock: :roll:

I'm gonna start sleeping on my stomach.

Although i think scissors do better job on snipping. A kitchen knife, sometimes leave it hanging. you know what i mean.

ok you and Nave are now in the: DO NOT sleep within 100m radius without a door, category

sometimes things meant for one purpose can be adapted to another.

Given the obviously violent temperament of some Thai females, and a predilection for exercising those violent tendencies with the aid of sharp kitchen instruments, I have decided to set up a limited company importing and distributing the following apparatus throughout Thailand.

http://img219.imageshack.us/i/56ww0.jpg/

You just have to watch out for rust with those things...and be careful not to give the gf the keys.....

bad experiences you wanna share?

[pandorea]

On a scale of 1-10, where does your happiness fit on it in your life right now?

BUMP!!!!

why? because I have nothing better to do.

[Hugo]

Should I reBUMP ?

[Stramash]

come back and ask me in 6 or 7 weeks :?

after much hovering between 1,2,3 and 4, can now safely vote number 9 instead...

[pandorea]

Hugo's happiness index after eating those hallucinogenic mushrooms 13.0033333

[beej]

8-10

Got everything I could ever want, well except for the private island but that'll come.

Got me wooooman, got me hoooooses, got me dolllllars, got me health, got no stresses.

[pandorea]

8-10

Got everything I could ever want, well except for the private island but that'll come.

Got me wooooman, got me hoooooses, got me dolllllars, got me health, got no stresses.

+ you're only 30.

[beej]

8-10

Got everything I could ever want, well except for the private island but that'll come.

Got me wooooman, got me hoooooses, got me dolllllars, got me health, got no stresses.

+ you're only 30.

And I got a big ****..... :shock:

[pandorea]

8-10

Got everything I could ever want, well except for the private island but that'll come.

Got me wooooman, got me hoooooses, got me dolllllars, got me health, got no stresses.

+ you're only 30.

And I got a big d*ck..... :shock:

don't know about that, but I have been told once.

your happiness index can't be less than 10, I believe.

[Stramash]

8-10

Got everything I could ever want, well except for the private island but that'll come.

Got me wooooman, got me hoooooses, got me dolllllars, got me health, got no stresses.

+ you're only 30.

And I got a big d*ck..... :shock:

when are you giving it back??

:twisted:

[LakeGeneve]

8-10

Got everything I could ever want, well except for the private island but that'll come.

Got me wooooman, got me hoooooses, got me dolllllars, got me health, got no stresses.

+ you're only 30.

And I got a big d*ck..... :shock:

Yeah but when your standing naked in the bathroom posing and checking out your old fella check the sign in the corner of the mirror.*

*Warning: objects will appear bigger in reflection.

[DANNO]

8-10

Got everything I could ever want, well except for the private island but that'll come.

Got me wooooman, got me hoooooses, got me dolllllars, got me health, got no stresses.

+ you're only 30.

And I got a big d*ck..... :shock:

when are you giving it back??

Who is he Beej!??? :twisted:

:twisted:

[CiaranM]

8-10

Got everything I could ever want, well except for the private island but that'll come.

Got me wooooman, got me hoooooses, got me dolllllars, got me health, got no stresses.

+ you're only 30.

And I got a big d*ck..... :shock:

when are you giving it back??

:twisted:

once he gets it out of his ass !!!