Admin_2 Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 A remake of GoodKarma's thread...here are a few that were already posted: The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. Your eyes are like spanners..... every time you look at me my nuts tighten Can you fix watches? Then put 2 hands on that! Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up. Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house? Are those pants from outer space? Cause that a*s is out of this world. Excuse me, you have the whitest teeth I've ever cum across. Do you need a gardener? (no) can I trim your bush anyways? Do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a blow job? no, what are you doing for lunch tomorrow? Would you like to dance? [she says "no"] No, you must have misunderstood me, I SAID, you look fat in those pants! Hi there, do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise cocks!! You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. Wanna come back to my house and do some Maths? You can subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we'll multiply. Your arse is like a basketball, mind if I dribble all over it? Hey baby wanna play "Lion" ? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat. Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary? Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away! You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet. You're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged! Do you have a girlfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted July 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 I really loved this one: "Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!" submitted by Deester. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? Are you the daughter of a lumberjack? Because when I look at you I get wood 'Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? Are you the daughter of a lumberjack? Because when I look at you I get wood 'Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?' ahem, if she seems to have a ladder in her tights it maybe the stairway to her adams apple :shock: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 one I find always works is; 'Get in this car now. I've got a gun.' :twisted: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
palmyfan Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 I am French!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 I am French!!!!! we said BEST... :wink: (**** Nico, I owe you about a thousand beers by now) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted July 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 I am French!!!!! Wrong thread...you're thinking of the what NOT to say to a woman thread. Actually ya...french guys still get all the hot girls in Thailand according to Not the Nation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funky_house Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 The old classic: Do you have any (put your nationality here) in you? Do you want some? And for later: Do you like fruit? Well suck this, its a peach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
palmyfan Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 I am French!!!!! we said BEST... :wink: (sh*t Nico, I owe you about a thousand beers by now) Good luck for you, i do not drink :wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
palmyfan Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 I am French!!!!! Wrong thread...you're thinking of the what NOT to say to a woman thread. Actually ya...french guys still get all the hot girls in Thailand according to Not the Nation. shhh!! Nahm Khing is maybe reading this tread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toma Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 "I have a penis." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alan675 Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 On a scale of 1 to 10, I'd give you one .... (think about it) ... :wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drlovelife8 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Hi, my name's DRlovelife8 from Thailandfriends.com, have you read any of my equality based posts recently. Or Do you wanna go halves on a bastard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hbkbkk Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 I am HBKBKK.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumper Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 I just arrived today. First time in Thailand and I'm here for 2 weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalcat Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 i just dance... works every time -_^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 I just arrived today. First time in Thailand and I'm here for 2 weeks. works every time with the hookers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falangboy Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 For real? Nothing works better than "Hello, what's your name?" For the bar, "I'm here for a week on business and I'm by myself. Do you know any good places for me to go at night." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumper Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 i just dance... works every time -_^ Thats true. I always think if you look like you're having a good time. Girls will think you're more approachable and say hello. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XCHANELX Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 if i said u had a hot body would u hold it against me? :twisted: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
condotown Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 "Êç¾Ñ¹ºÒ·.... ¤ÃÖ觪ÑèÇâç âÃà¤äËÃ" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 "What are you looking at? See something you like?" Or the classic, "Pai duay...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 May i taste yr lipstick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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