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I lost my phone. Can i have your?

that was how i met my ex :lol:

Well, that's an improvement over "Give me your phone or I'll shoot the f*cking cat!"

Oh, wait . . . I think I can figure out why he's "ex" now . . . :shock:

well, i heritaged an AK-47 loaded from my granny. It a waste if i dun use it one after while.... she will be piss. Very piss.

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I lost my phone. Can i have your?

that was how i met my ex :lol:

You seperated when he got a new phone?

nah, i got dumped when hes found his number.

Sorry to hear that. So the moral of the story is......"don't let your bf find his number or your number may be up"?

(Comment: sorry this moral is very lame but at 4am it is the best I can do).

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I lost my phone. Can i have your?

that was how i met my ex :lol:

You seperated when he got a new phone?

nah, i got dumped when hes found his number.

Sorry to hear that. So the moral of the story is......"don't let your bf find his number or your number may be up"?

(Comment: sorry this moral is very lame but at 4am it is the best I can do).

its ok... my brain not much better then yr ... almost dead anyway...

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