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I am rich...

That absolutely works with Im_A_Bitch! :wink:

:shock:

not for him it doesn't.

Are YOU rich??

:wink:

Ask me again when I'm 40 :wink:

:(

you will be too old for me by then. :wink:

...and too rich :lol:

oh you could never be too rich!!!

(I have very expensive tastes :wink: )

with empty bank account

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I am rich...

That absolutely works with Im_A_Bitch! :wink:

:shock:

not for him it doesn't.

Are YOU rich??

:wink:

Ask me again when I'm 40 :wink:

:(

you will be too old for me by then. :wink:

...and too rich :lol:

oh you could never be too rich!!!

(I have very expensive tastes :wink: )

with empty bank account

only cos I was stupid enough to give you account details.

Still waiting for my customised DVD.

:twisted:

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Fancy a f*ck?????????

(she should say no, if she doesn't say no just f*ck her)

Well would you mind lying down while I have 1?

and....

Hey babe. You wanna go halves on a bastard?

with chat up lines like that I'm guessing you think Jim Davidson is a cutting edge comedian?

:roll:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKKPbNhTkL4&feature=related

just for you

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Fancy a f*ck?????????

(she should say no, if she doesn't say no just f*ck her)

Well would you mind lying down while I have 1?

and....

Hey babe. You wanna go halves on a bastard?

with chat up lines like that I'm guessing you think Jim Davidson is a cutting edge comedian?

:roll:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKKPbNhTkL4&feature=related

just for you

I would say thanks, but as it was so predictable that it would be a link to Jim Davidson, I didn't even click it. You win dinner with allseasonsman...

:lol:

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Fancy a f*ck?????????

(she should say no, if she doesn't say no just f*ck her)

Well would you mind lying down while I have 1?

and....

Hey babe. You wanna go halves on a bastard?

with chat up lines like that I'm guessing you think Jim Davidson is a cutting edge comedian?

:roll:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKKPbNhTkL4&feature=related

just for you

I would say thanks, but as it was so predictable that it would be a link to Jim Davidson, I didn't even click it. You win dinner with allseasonsman...

:lol:

I look forward to the conversations... If I can get a word in. :wink:

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Fancy a f*ck?????????

(she should say no, if she doesn't say no just f*ck her)

Well would you mind lying down while I have 1?

and....

Hey babe. You wanna go halves on a bastard?

with chat up lines like that I'm guessing you think Jim Davidson is a cutting edge comedian?

:roll:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKKPbNhTkL4&feature=related

just for you

I would say thanks, but as it was so predictable that it would be a link to Jim Davidson, I didn't even click it. You win dinner with allseasonsman...

:lol:

I look forward to the conversations... If I can get a word in. :wink:

or if you can recognise him as apparently he is often in disguise...

in fact, remember that little Thai chick you f*cked last Saturday...?

:lol:

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Fancy a f*ck?????????

(she should say no, if she doesn't say no just f*ck her)

Well would you mind lying down while I have 1?

and....

Hey babe. You wanna go halves on a bastard?

with chat up lines like that I'm guessing you think Jim Davidson is a cutting edge comedian?

:roll:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKKPbNhTkL4&feature=related

just for you

I would say thanks, but as it was so predictable that it would be a link to Jim Davidson, I didn't even click it. You win dinner with allseasonsman...

:lol:

I look forward to the conversations... If I can get a word in. :wink:

or if you can recognise him as apparently he is often in disguise...

in fact, remember that little Thai chick you f*cked last Saturday...?

:lol:

:lol: funny mak mak, Iain..

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Fancy a f*ck?????????

(she should say no, if she doesn't say no just f*ck her)

Well would you mind lying down while I have 1?

and....

Hey babe. You wanna go halves on a bastard?

with chat up lines like that I'm guessing you think Jim Davidson is a cutting edge comedian?

:roll:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKKPbNhTkL4&feature=related

just for you

I would say thanks, but as it was so predictable that it would be a link to Jim Davidson, I didn't even click it. You win dinner with allseasonsman...

:lol:

I look forward to the conversations... If I can get a word in. :wink:

or if you can recognise him as apparently he is often in disguise...

in fact, remember that little Thai chick you f*cked last Saturday...?

:lol:

You mean the one called nattallseasonmannaporn... What about her?

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Fancy a f*ck?????????

(she should say no, if she doesn't say no just f*ck her)

Well would you mind lying down while I have 1?

and....

Hey babe. You wanna go halves on a bastard?

with chat up lines like that I'm guessing you think Jim Davidson is a cutting edge comedian?

:roll:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKKPbNhTkL4&feature=related

just for you

I would say thanks, but as it was so predictable that it would be a link to Jim Davidson, I didn't even click it. You win dinner with allseasonsman...

:lol:

I look forward to the conversations... If I can get a word in. :wink:

or if you can recognise him as apparently he is often in disguise...

in fact, remember that little Thai chick you f*cked last Saturday...?

:lol:

You mean the one called nattallseasonmannaporn... What about her?

Dr Lovelife was sucking off this bird last night when he thought, "Wait a minute..."

:lol:

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Fancy a f*ck?????????

(she should say no, if she doesn't say no just f*ck her)

Well would you mind lying down while I have 1?

and....

Hey babe. You wanna go halves on a bastard?

with chat up lines like that I'm guessing you think Jim Davidson is a cutting edge comedian?

:roll:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKKPbNhTkL4&feature=related

just for you

I would say thanks, but as it was so predictable that it would be a link to Jim Davidson, I didn't even click it. You win dinner with allseasonsman...

:lol:

I look forward to the conversations... If I can get a word in. :wink:

or if you can recognise him as apparently he is often in disguise...

in fact, remember that little Thai chick you f*cked last Saturday...?

:lol:

You mean the one called nattallseasonmannaporn... What about her?

Dr Lovelife was sucking off this bird last night when he thought, "Wait a minute..."

:lol:

Nothing like a 7 inch clit with a scrote and balls to get you thinking... "My name's William from Thong Lor and I'm a squirter pal, don't worry, no money crap, errr, I mean car".............Damn that's nasty even for me. :lol::lol::lol:

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