Enchanted Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 I am rich... That absolutely works with Im_A_Bitch! :wink: :shock: not for him it doesn't. Are YOU rich?? :wink: Ask me again when I'm 40 :wink: you will be too old for me by then. :wink: ...and too rich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 I am rich... That absolutely works with Im_A_Bitch! :wink: :shock: not for him it doesn't. Are YOU rich?? :wink: Ask me again when I'm 40 :wink: you will be too old for me by then. :wink: ...and too rich oh you could never be too rich!!! (I have very expensive tastes :wink: ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 I am rich... That absolutely works with Im_A_Bitch! :wink: :shock: not for him it doesn't. Are YOU rich?? :wink: Ask me again when I'm 40 :wink: you will be too old for me by then. :wink: ...and too rich oh you could never be too rich!!! (I have very expensive tastes :wink: ) with empty bank account Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 I am rich... That absolutely works with Im_A_Bitch! :wink: :shock: not for him it doesn't. Are YOU rich?? :wink: Ask me again when I'm 40 :wink: you will be too old for me by then. :wink: ...and too rich oh you could never be too rich!!! (I have very expensive tastes :wink: ) with empty bank account only cos I was stupid enough to give you account details. Still waiting for my customised DVD. :twisted: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iam_sweethoney Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 M: we've been out a couple of times before? W: i'm sure it was only once M: why are you so sure?? W: I dont do the same mistake twice! xoxo B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 "tao rai?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 Since the hottest chicks always seem to date the biggest assholes I wonder if, "come here, bit@h" would be an effective pick-up line? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted April 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 Hey baby...I'm hot!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drlovelife8 Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 Fancy a ****????????? (she should say no, if she doesn't say no just **** her) Well would you mind lying down while I have 1? and.... Hey babe. You wanna go halves on a bastard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiAnt Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 When God made you he was just showing off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 Fancy a f*ck?????????(she should say no, if she doesn't say no just f*ck her) Well would you mind lying down while I have 1? and.... Hey babe. You wanna go halves on a bastard? with chat up lines like that I'm guessing you think Jim Davidson is a cutting edge comedian? :roll: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel76 Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 if i told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me? and does your mother sell apple juice? because you are veryfine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wicked Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 nice boobjob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 Hi... I'm English Bob. Yes... THE English Bob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drlovelife8 Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 Fancy a f*ck?????????(she should say no, if she doesn't say no just f*ck her) Well would you mind lying down while I have 1? and.... Hey babe. You wanna go halves on a bastard? with chat up lines like that I'm guessing you think Jim Davidson is a cutting edge comedian? :roll: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKKPbNhTkL4&feature=related just for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 Fancy a f*ck?????????(she should say no, if she doesn't say no just f*ck her) Well would you mind lying down while I have 1? and.... Hey babe. You wanna go halves on a bastard? with chat up lines like that I'm guessing you think Jim Davidson is a cutting edge comedian? :roll: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKKPbNhTkL4&feature=related just for you I would say thanks, but as it was so predictable that it would be a link to Jim Davidson, I didn't even click it. You win dinner with allseasonsman... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drlovelife8 Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 Fancy a f*ck?????????(she should say no, if she doesn't say no just f*ck her) Well would you mind lying down while I have 1? and.... Hey babe. You wanna go halves on a bastard? with chat up lines like that I'm guessing you think Jim Davidson is a cutting edge comedian? :roll: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKKPbNhTkL4&feature=related just for you I would say thanks, but as it was so predictable that it would be a link to Jim Davidson, I didn't even click it. You win dinner with allseasonsman... I look forward to the conversations... If I can get a word in. :wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 Fancy a f*ck?????????(she should say no, if she doesn't say no just f*ck her) Well would you mind lying down while I have 1? and.... Hey babe. You wanna go halves on a bastard? with chat up lines like that I'm guessing you think Jim Davidson is a cutting edge comedian? :roll: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKKPbNhTkL4&feature=related just for you I would say thanks, but as it was so predictable that it would be a link to Jim Davidson, I didn't even click it. You win dinner with allseasonsman... I look forward to the conversations... If I can get a word in. :wink: or if you can recognise him as apparently he is often in disguise... in fact, remember that little Thai chick you f*cked last Saturday...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigKus Posted April 23, 2010 Report Share Posted April 23, 2010 Fancy a f*ck?????????(she should say no, if she doesn't say no just f*ck her) Well would you mind lying down while I have 1? and.... Hey babe. You wanna go halves on a bastard? with chat up lines like that I'm guessing you think Jim Davidson is a cutting edge comedian? :roll: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKKPbNhTkL4&feature=related just for you I would say thanks, but as it was so predictable that it would be a link to Jim Davidson, I didn't even click it. You win dinner with allseasonsman... I look forward to the conversations... If I can get a word in. :wink: or if you can recognise him as apparently he is often in disguise... in fact, remember that little Thai chick you f*cked last Saturday...? funny mak mak, Iain.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drlovelife8 Posted April 23, 2010 Report Share Posted April 23, 2010 Fancy a f*ck?????????(she should say no, if she doesn't say no just f*ck her) Well would you mind lying down while I have 1? and.... Hey babe. You wanna go halves on a bastard? with chat up lines like that I'm guessing you think Jim Davidson is a cutting edge comedian? :roll: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKKPbNhTkL4&feature=related just for you I would say thanks, but as it was so predictable that it would be a link to Jim Davidson, I didn't even click it. You win dinner with allseasonsman... I look forward to the conversations... If I can get a word in. :wink: or if you can recognise him as apparently he is often in disguise... in fact, remember that little Thai chick you f*cked last Saturday...? You mean the one called nattallseasonmannaporn... What about her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drlovelife8 Posted April 23, 2010 Report Share Posted April 23, 2010 This one seldom fails, depending on your geographical location........................................................... How much luv??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterra Posted April 23, 2010 Report Share Posted April 23, 2010 God must be missing an angel... because you're here on earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted April 23, 2010 Report Share Posted April 23, 2010 Fancy a f*ck?????????(she should say no, if she doesn't say no just f*ck her) Well would you mind lying down while I have 1? and.... Hey babe. You wanna go halves on a bastard? with chat up lines like that I'm guessing you think Jim Davidson is a cutting edge comedian? :roll: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKKPbNhTkL4&feature=related just for you I would say thanks, but as it was so predictable that it would be a link to Jim Davidson, I didn't even click it. You win dinner with allseasonsman... I look forward to the conversations... If I can get a word in. :wink: or if you can recognise him as apparently he is often in disguise... in fact, remember that little Thai chick you f*cked last Saturday...? You mean the one called nattallseasonmannaporn... What about her? Dr Lovelife was sucking off this bird last night when he thought, "Wait a minute..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drlovelife8 Posted April 24, 2010 Report Share Posted April 24, 2010 Fancy a f*ck?????????(she should say no, if she doesn't say no just f*ck her) Well would you mind lying down while I have 1? and.... Hey babe. You wanna go halves on a bastard? with chat up lines like that I'm guessing you think Jim Davidson is a cutting edge comedian? :roll: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKKPbNhTkL4&feature=related just for you I would say thanks, but as it was so predictable that it would be a link to Jim Davidson, I didn't even click it. You win dinner with allseasonsman... I look forward to the conversations... If I can get a word in. :wink: or if you can recognise him as apparently he is often in disguise... in fact, remember that little Thai chick you f*cked last Saturday...? You mean the one called nattallseasonmannaporn... What about her? Dr Lovelife was sucking off this bird last night when he thought, "Wait a minute..." Nothing like a 7 inch clit with a scrote and balls to get you thinking... "My name's William from Thong Lor and I'm a squirter pal, don't worry, no money crap, errr, I mean car".............Damn that's nasty even for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted April 24, 2010 Report Share Posted April 24, 2010 You mean the one called nattallseasonmannaporn... What about her? Dr Lovelife was sucking off this bird last night when he thought, "Wait a minute..." Good job, guys... two very funny lines. Made me laugh anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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